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Your hornyposting is the positivity I need in my life. Please never change.
this post was submitted on 27 Feb 2026
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Thank you for your service.
i appreciate you violet. you're unhinged in the fun way.
CCP incel
Can't count the number of times I've seen "You're a secret agent of an enemy government!" in a shit flinging fight between two assholes on ~~Reddit~~ Lemmy.
cherry on top is that I don't even talk politics
I've seen your posting history. Being this horny is political.
I don’t even talk politics
convenient position for a white cishet christian male in the middle of America with a steady income. 🙄😤
That's impossible
Im so secret, not even my evil overlords know I work for them.
Unfortunately that means they don't pay me either.
Depending on which overloads you work for, you are being paid, just in experience, glory, honour, divine rewards in the hereafter, or satisfaction for your contributions to the permanent revolution.
WE SEE EVERYTHING!
WE HEAR EVERYTHING!
WE KNOW EVERYTHING!
Because you're an Austrian asset and an infiltrator.
Please don't tell Robespierre
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You don’t get to 47 followers without making enemies
I don’t get to 47 followers at all
We are not the same
We don’t even have followers on Lemmy afaik
No but I had a mastodon account and I have like 12 subscribers on YT so it checks out
It is impossible to get to 47 followers without making enemies. Thus, everyone with 47 followers has made enemies. Put another way, if you haven't made enemies, you haven't done the bare minimum required to eventually get 47 followers.
46 and it's all friendly for you tho
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incel on one post, sexist against men on another…
Personally, I love ur posts lol
I wish there was more horny posting abt men in general :3
Be the change you want to see!
Wow, ok, that's spot on! Good...Belly?
Yeyy :3 thank u 💖
More used to being called smth different tho lol :3c
Username def checks out.
here is my favorite message (this was on my old account @TriflingToad@sh.itjust.works)
no context was given, I have no idea why they were upset with me in the first place 😂
Back in my day you could say literally anything online and pull the old "call the internet police" line and nothing would happen.
Not saying it should go back to that or anything, but i gotta admit it was the wild west for a teenager on the internet in the early 2000s lol.
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I‘m like 50/50 on this account being a dude or actually just a horny teenage girl with daddy issues and then there’s that <1% wildcard chance that it’s a honeytrap account. It’s the internet, who knows
I'm already going "what is the actual goal?".
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Even if all of that is true your average post is more fun than theirs.
Your posts are tuff keep going
Fumoposting is the most accurate measure of basedness 🗿
The list of things I've been accused of being is long, and often contradictory.
OK, so are you going to pass that or what?
Had to drive an entire school bus off a cliff to get 47 agent's following me, including agent 47.
I wasn't excepting a Touhou reference here.
I mean all roads lead to Touhou.
Who..how…what?
That’s wild. Im sorry OP, we all know you’re actually a Flying Spaghetti Monster here to bless us w the hornyposting 😔 hopefully you get the recognition you deserve 🍝🪽
Question is: what is the goal here? What do you actually want?
Attention and entertainment. And, seeing how she hasn't really said anything too evil or triggering, I don't really mind (she's also just 18, lol). She's even made me giggle a couple of times. 🤷
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