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[–] sangeteria@lemmy.ml 1 points 4 hours ago

Yeah (though not often)

[–] entropiclyclaude@lemmy.wtf 1 points 4 hours ago

There are two kinds of people.

Those that pee in the shower, and liars.

[–] migo@lemmy.dbzer0.com 3 points 13 hours ago

Yes, it saves water

[–] MrSulu@lemmy.ml 6 points 21 hours ago

Never trust anyone who doesn't pee in the shower!

[–] aeration1217@lemmy.org 4 points 20 hours ago

damn right. I might be dumb but I ain't stupid

[–] steve_freiheit@lemmy.ml 7 points 1 day ago (1 children)

I pee into my neighbor's shower

[–] SkaveRat@discuss.tchncs.de 4 points 14 hours ago

Only when their bathroom window is open

[–] IWW4@lemmy.zip 20 points 1 day ago (1 children)

There are two types of people in the world. People who pee in the shower and those that lie about not peeing in the shower.

[–] LifeLikeLady@lemmy.world 1 points 7 hours ago (1 children)

You know this was the line our sex ed teacher gave us in 5th grade.

Except about masturbation.

[–] IWW4@lemmy.zip 1 points 6 hours ago

It’s used in all types of settings.. Race car drivers say there are two types of drivers those that pee in the car and those that lie about it..

[–] daggermoon@piefed.world 19 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Yes, I also pee in the sink.

[–] starman2112@sh.itjust.works 7 points 1 day ago (2 children)

There was a whole community about that back on the other website. We should get a sink pissers community going on Lemmy

[–] daggermoon@piefed.world 8 points 1 day ago

We have one. It's pretty inactive. Last time I posted there someone was giving me shit for pissing in the sink. Like why are you here? lol.

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[–] T00l_shed@lemmy.world 77 points 1 day ago (2 children)

There are 2 kinds of people, people who pee in the shower and liars.

[–] exaybachae@startrek.website 3 points 15 hours ago (1 children)

I only pee in other people's showers.

[–] SaveTheTuaHawk@lemmy.ca 1 points 6 hours ago

when the water isn't on.

Gotta set the tone.

[–] turboSnail@piefed.europe.pub 10 points 1 day ago (1 children)
[–] Duamerthrax@lemmy.world 16 points 1 day ago (1 children)

At least you're honest about it.

[–] PlutoniumAcid@lemmy.world 3 points 1 day ago (1 children)
[–] turboSnail@piefed.europe.pub 3 points 22 hours ago

Don't think about it too much. Engaging with paradoxes is known to exercise your mental muscles.

[–] 474D@lemmy.world 69 points 1 day ago (4 children)

I've done plumbing work before, it's all pipes, people. Piss to your heart's content, you're not hurting anything

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[–] RiverRock@lemmy.ml 1 points 22 hours ago

MBisonOfCourse.wav

[–] gandalf_der_12te@discuss.tchncs.de 2 points 1 day ago (1 children)

I did once and the next day i could hear my roommate shrubbing the bathtub with some cleaning utensil ... so i guess it smelled and he was sensitive to it? But i couldn't smell anything, idk.

[–] B0rax@feddit.org 4 points 14 hours ago

Maybe he shat in the shower after you?

[–] themeatbridge@lemmy.world 34 points 1 day ago (3 children)

I have a slow drain so the shower ends up with a shallow puddle by the end. So, no, I don't like standing in a puddle of my own pee.

But otherwise, pipes is pipes. No judgement here.

[–] moonshadow@slrpnk.net 31 points 1 day ago

Snake ur drain bby <3

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[–] lasta@piefed.world 19 points 1 day ago

Only if I’m already in the shower to wash myself lol.

[–] deadbeef79000@lemmy.nz 16 points 1 day ago

Yes, like a normal person πŸ˜‰

[–] stoicEuropean@lemmy.ml 7 points 1 day ago (2 children)

Of course, and occasionally I also poop in the shower. It's always funny to stomp it down the drain.

[–] cone_zombie@lemmy.ml 4 points 18 hours ago

I know it's a running gag on the internet but I unironically think there's someone who actually does this

[–] billwashere@lemmy.world 4 points 22 hours ago

Found the waffle stomper.

[–] Nemo@slrpnk.net 22 points 1 day ago (4 children)
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[–] PixTupy@lemmy.ml 8 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago)

There was a campaign in Brazil urging people to pee in the shower to save water.

https://youtu.be/xyJlUZWwkdM

[–] sparkles@piefed.zip 14 points 1 day ago (1 children)

No, because it’s right there next to the toilet and I don’t want to get pee on my feet.

[–] MeowWeHaveAProblem@toast.ooo 24 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Strange story for you.. I had very bad athletes foot for many years. All the off the shelf powders and creams didn't help at all. Someone told me to pee on my feet to cure it, I didnt believe them but tried it anyways. Worked amazingly quickly. Occasionally I do it still but not all the time. Haven't had athletes foot in over 25 years... I'm so sorry for the story. πŸ˜‚

[–] WhiteOakBayou@lemmy.world 11 points 1 day ago (3 children)

You still pee on your feet occasionally as some kind of preventative you're saying?

[–] starman2112@sh.itjust.works 4 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Prophylactic feet pissing is now my favorite phrase in the English language

New band name. I call dibs

[–] MeowWeHaveAProblem@toast.ooo 6 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Yep that's the idea. Not actually sure if its preventing anything.. But it hasn't come back. Its in the shower so I don't care. Finish washing up and spray the shower with cleaner when im done. πŸ˜‚

[–] WhiteOakBayou@lemmy.world 3 points 1 day ago

No one wants itchy feet that's for sure

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[–] PetteriPano@lemmy.world 2 points 1 day ago

I'm pretty sure the US army used to recommend peeing on your own feet in the shower to reduce athlete's foot.

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