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[–] heiligerbimbam@lemmy.wtf 1 points 12 minutes ago

The mouse should be wrapped into some kind of golden aluminum foil

[–] Restaldt@lemmy.world 2 points 1 hour ago (1 children)

Still more real than those Trump phones suckers pre-ordered

[–] Wispy2891@lemmy.world 1 points 52 minutes ago

That one I don't understand. It's just a gold colored Chinese phone from Alibaba. Probably they put more effort in designing the box than ~~designing the phone itself~~ choosing the right tone of the gold color for the plastics. It takes 1 week of consultation with the manufacturer (ok, two weeks, because they need to explain how important that a gold wallpaper is set as default) and two months to import them. What are they waiting? Mr FIFA peace prize just want the money and deliver a "air" phone?

[–] Gates9@sh.itjust.works 8 points 3 hours ago
[–] HerbalGamer@sh.itjust.works 2 points 2 hours ago

ngl I once dreamed of making something similar but with full on PC specs in a suitcase but then I remember I cant do any of the things I need to be able to do to make that

[–] NatakuNox@lemmy.world 6 points 4 hours ago

The fact that it turns on makes it a top 5 Trump product

[–] PacMan@sh.itjust.works 3 points 3 hours ago

Need to be spray painted gold to be a Trump-top

[–] pennomi@lemmy.world 36 points 7 hours ago (1 children)

It’s not spray painted gold

[–] db2@lemmy.world 4 points 6 hours ago (1 children)

And it would probably be running Astra or Red Star.

[–] The_Lurker@lemmy.world 5 points 4 hours ago

Back in the day you had Hannah Montana Linux. And Satanic Linux (which had to be installed over Christian Linux). Loads of OSes were just rebranded Ubuntu. Trump OS should be all gold and a rebrand of Red Star (only replacing the boot logo and wallpaper).

[–] rumschlumpel@feddit.org 40 points 7 hours ago* (last edited 7 hours ago) (1 children)

What, no Microslop? This is far too functional to call it "Trump Laptop".

[–] UnderpantsWeevil@lemmy.world 13 points 7 hours ago (5 children)

What, no Microslop?

No way this runs on Windows. It's Linux or bust.

[–] Hossenfeffer@feddit.uk 2 points 2 hours ago

Windows 3.11 for the win!

[–] Jake_Farm@sopuli.xyz 9 points 6 hours ago

Then bust, that is how this presidency is going.

[–] Kolanaki@pawb.social 6 points 6 hours ago

If it's gonna run Linux, it's going to be the most evil distro available; not Ubuntu.

[–] Lemmyoutofhere@lemmy.ca 3 points 6 hours ago

Linux is communism. /s

[–] wildbus8979@sh.itjust.works 3 points 6 hours ago

The obvious choice is ReactOS.

[–] Lemmyoutofhere@lemmy.ca 16 points 6 hours ago (1 children)

To be a trump laptop, needs to be made in China, and then a cheap coat of gold paint is applied by American ~~prison slave~~ labour.

[–] robocall@lemmy.world 9 points 6 hours ago (1 children)

"designed in America, made in China" added to it

[–] Lemmyoutofhere@lemmy.ca 2 points 6 hours ago

“Assembled in amerikkka”

[–] collapse_already@lemmy.ml 1 points 3 hours ago

I bet it would be depressing as fuck to watch that fat asshole try to Google how to fix something.

[–] Assassassin@lemmy.dbzer0.com 17 points 7 hours ago (1 children)
[–] Xenny@lemmy.world 1 points 2 hours ago

That was a bug. You weren't supposed to see that it's running an Ubuntu back end. See this is their "new proprietary" AI Trump OS that totally isn't just a copy pasted Linux distro. That'll be $500 for the licensing fee please.

[–] DickFiasco@sh.itjust.works 13 points 6 hours ago (1 children)

This is the opposite of a Trump Laptop. It should be gaudy and useless, instead it's rough but probably functional.

[–] Bytemeister@lemmy.world 1 points 2 hours ago

Right... trumptop would be a 35lb lead slab moulded around a 2016 Acer Aspire, spray pained gold, and comes with cheetos and pubes in the KB already.

[–] rockSlayer@lemmy.blahaj.zone 4 points 6 hours ago

Smh my head, with all that chassis space, they could have used a mechanical keyboard

[–] Gork@sopuli.xyz 2 points 6 hours ago

This is definitely the best in cyber that money can buy.