(I think the person who made it intended for it to be funny so don't take it too seriously lol)
Ok this IS cursed but putting Bush as Reaction Speed is really fucking funny
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LBJ can be Half Light, but internalising the "Lyndon's Johnson" thought gives you a bonus to Authority when you're not wearing pants
Instead of the tie speaking to you it's... Jumbo.
Deeply, deeply cursed, but it did made me chuckle a few times.
some of these are pretty funny, like Garfield for pain threshold because his doctors were repeatly sticking their dirty fingers into his bullet wounds for months until he got a horrible infection and died. Nixon interfacing with the phones lol, and I have to presume Biden is IE just because his brain is melting
fool me- you can't get fooled again 
[Reaction speed - formidable] Attempt to dodge the shoe
[Drama - impossible] Smooth off the lie about not trading arms for hostages, you can do it!
-2 Everyone knows what you did
+4 Lovable old grandpa president
garfield as pain threshold is actually an incredible pick though
I assume this is a Disco Elysium joke? Any time the comments have so many words I never see next to each other that I feel like I’m having a stroke, it’s Disco Elysium.
Yes, it's Disco Elysium, the game for people who really like words.
Trump really does not fit authority, as much as he tries to. I'd sooner give him drama or savoir faire.
Drama for sure
I was legitimately provoked when I opened this post, ready to post some shit like "what the fuck is this, how dare you", but now that I've actually looked at it I can concede it's actually kinda funny. You can get away with it this time.
Grant for composure
Physical Instrument for LBJ
Image delivered hatred as advertised
goddammit they’re right aren’t they 
Electrochemistry is accurate
Interfacing 
This has to be satire because Grant won by just shoving blue coated bodies into the war hole until it filled up very esprit de corps
Checkmate, Lincolnites!
The fuck is this? 
You know, Van Buren has always personified "perception" to me
It's from the Disco Elysium subreddit and to be fair it's supposed to be tongue and cheek but it's still pretty cursed lol
Rave Tartarus looks good.
This makes me not want to play DE
Bad idea, play the game, it's the best
You should. It's great.
It's a bit existential and sad too, so make sure you're in the right mind to handle that.
It's also very funny though and the writing and mechanics are fantastic.