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(I think the person who made it intended for it to be funny so don't take it too seriously lol)

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[–] Awoo@hexbear.net 36 points 19 hours ago* (last edited 19 hours ago)

Ok this IS cursed but putting Bush as Reaction Speed is really fucking funny

headshot

[–] Krem@hexbear.net 18 points 18 hours ago (1 children)

LBJ can be Half Light, but internalising the "Lyndon's Johnson" thought gives you a bonus to Authority when you're not wearing pants

[–] TraschcanOfIdeology@hexbear.net 5 points 15 hours ago

Instead of the tie speaking to you it's... Jumbo.

[–] SerialExperimentsGay@hexbear.net 9 points 16 hours ago

Deeply, deeply cursed, but it did made me chuckle a few times.

[–] TheLastHero@hexbear.net 25 points 19 hours ago (1 children)

some of these are pretty funny, like Garfield for pain threshold because his doctors were repeatly sticking their dirty fingers into his bullet wounds for months until he got a horrible infection and died. Nixon interfacing with the phones lol, and I have to presume Biden is IE just because his brain is melting

fool me- you can't get fooled again de-reaction-speed

[–] Krem@hexbear.net 28 points 19 hours ago (1 children)

[Reaction speed - formidable] Attempt to dodge the shoe

[–] Krem@hexbear.net 16 points 19 hours ago

[Drama - impossible] Smooth off the lie about not trading arms for hostages, you can do it!

-2 Everyone knows what you did

+4 Lovable old grandpa president

[–] kristina@hexbear.net 8 points 16 hours ago
[–] NephewAlphaBravo@hexbear.net 19 points 19 hours ago* (last edited 19 hours ago)

garfield as pain threshold is actually an incredible pick though

[–] CHOPSTEEQ@lemmy.ml 10 points 17 hours ago* (last edited 17 hours ago) (1 children)

I assume this is a Disco Elysium joke? Any time the comments have so many words I never see next to each other that I feel like I’m having a stroke, it’s Disco Elysium.

[–] SerialExperimentsGay@hexbear.net 10 points 15 hours ago

Yes, it's Disco Elysium, the game for people who really like words.

[–] purpleworm@hexbear.net 13 points 18 hours ago (1 children)

Trump really does not fit authority, as much as he tries to. I'd sooner give him drama or savoir faire.

[–] Dort_Owl@hexbear.net 15 points 18 hours ago

Drama for sure

[–] super_mario_420@hexbear.net 10 points 18 hours ago

I was legitimately provoked when I opened this post, ready to post some shit like "what the fuck is this, how dare you", but now that I've actually looked at it I can concede it's actually kinda funny. You can get away with it this time.

[–] Enjoyer_of_Games@hexbear.net 8 points 17 hours ago

Grant for composure

Physical Instrument for LBJ

[–] Transform2942@lemmy.ml 13 points 20 hours ago

Image delivered hatred as advertised

[–] WIIHAPPYFEW@hexbear.net 10 points 19 hours ago

goddammit they’re right aren’t they ralsei-pout

[–] FuckyWucky@hexbear.net 11 points 19 hours ago* (last edited 19 hours ago)

Electrochemistry is accurate

Interfacing i-cant

[–] GrouchyGrouse@hexbear.net 7 points 18 hours ago (1 children)

This has to be satire because Grant won by just shoving blue coated bodies into the war hole until it filled up very esprit de corps

[–] Crucible@hexbear.net 7 points 15 hours ago

Checkmate, Lincolnites!

[–] BurgerPunk@hexbear.net 10 points 20 hours ago (1 children)

The fuck is this? michael-laugh

You know, Van Buren has always personified "perception" to me

[–] Dort_Owl@hexbear.net 8 points 20 hours ago* (last edited 19 hours ago)

It's from the Disco Elysium subreddit and to be fair it's supposed to be tongue and cheek but it's still pretty cursed lol

[–] asdasd201@lemmygrad.ml 7 points 18 hours ago

Rave Tartarus looks good.

[–] Yuritopiaposadism@hexbear.net 7 points 19 hours ago
[–] KuroXppi@hexbear.net 8 points 19 hours ago (2 children)

This makes me not want to play DE

[–] Sneakytrickyyy@hexbear.net 13 points 18 hours ago

Bad idea, play the game, it's the best

dubois-dance kitsuragi-dance

[–] Dort_Owl@hexbear.net 17 points 19 hours ago* (last edited 19 hours ago)

You should. It's great.

It's a bit existential and sad too, so make sure you're in the right mind to handle that.

It's also very funny though and the writing and mechanics are fantastic.