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Since Diaper Donnie is soon going to be rubbing his hands in glee to send Americans now into his meat grinder over wars he starts, how do you plan to avoid the draft?

I'm too old to join, thank god. Too old and too out of shape for them to bother caring. Plus a lot of psychological issues that will make me more likely shoot my superior that's telling me I need to kill innocents to help king pedo succeed in his bullshit missions.

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[–] swordgeek@lemmy.ca 1 points 5 minutes ago

You might want to specify a country here.

We know where you are, but you're not the centre of the universe.

[–] zbyte64@awful.systems 10 points 3 hours ago (1 children)

I hear they don't let trans people in. Could try that

[–] DeathByBigSad@sh.itjust.works 3 points 26 minutes ago

that's how you end up in a labor camp making military drones instead

[–] atopi@piefed.blahaj.zone 7 points 4 hours ago

by being in a country that doesnt have a draft and by being trans

[–] DeadMartyr@lemmy.zip 3 points 4 hours ago

Fight for an Independent California.

Was in the Marines before, hated it and left to go to school. Would never think about joining back up. However I actually unironically would be willing to fight for California to be its own country, America is already on decline and society is fucked in general.

Aside from that maybe I'd expatriate and go to my mother's home country in Central America and try to improve things there.

[–] Wren@lemmy.today 23 points 8 hours ago (3 children)

By being Canadian. Y'all can come live in my basement, my little American basement babies.

[–] YiddishMcSquidish@lemmy.today 1 points 4 minutes ago

Thanks homie. I'll cook every night.

[–] swordgeek@lemmy.ca 1 points 2 minutes ago

Man, you're WAY more charitable than I!

In 2016, I offered formal asylum to a few dangerously leftist US friends of mine.

This time 'round (2024) I publicly revoked it. I'm done with the country as a whole. They need to stay there and figure their shit out.

[–] captainlezbian@lemmy.world 10 points 7 hours ago

That's one of the greatest acts of friendship y'all keep offering us. It's always been appreciated

[–] DeathByBigSad@sh.itjust.works 2 points 4 hours ago* (last edited 4 hours ago) (1 children)

Wait that's an option? 👀

Hmm I guess I'll just die. 🤷‍♂️

Maybe I'll find my faith into Buddhism or something lmao. (cuz buddists can't do violence so you have religious exemption)

Oh yea btw, my mom called me weak and cowardly and unmannly and once told me "You should join the military so you can become more 'Manly' and 'brave'"

I was like "Sureee mom, so when WW3 breaks out and they deploy me to Taiwan, I get to shoot at China's PLA soldiers..." (context: my family is from China) then mom got mad at me and told me that I'm so weak no military would ever accept me anyways... lmfao.

So if I get drafted and die in war... maybe my mom will finally be happy that her son "died a man" or whateverz...

[–] Raiderkev@lemmy.world 4 points 5 hours ago

Surely Donald will close the bone spurs loophole

[–] thermal_shock@lemmy.world 2 points 4 hours ago

Same boat man. I've seen enough shit I'd probably blast my superiors too.

[–] darthelmet@lemmy.world 24 points 10 hours ago (3 children)

Do you think they’d actually bring back the draft? I feel like after Vietnam they realized that it’s too hard to send the general population to do terrible shit without getting a lot of pushback. A professional military that’s already filtered out anyone with a conscience is half of why they can just do shit like this while most of the country doesn’t want it. Plus technology has improved a lot, allowing a smaller force to do the same thing.

As for me. I’m already out of that age range, but I’ve already been wanting to move for a while. Maybe that would be the last kick in the pants necessary to get me to actually do it. But with the depression it’s still kind of a coin flip so….

[–] lordnikon@lemmy.world 11 points 8 hours ago

The DoD thinks its a dumb idea to have a draft as the quality of the fighting force is degraded and other Incentives work better. The problem is facts and good reasoning are not something that the current administration is known for. Half want a Holy war to bring about Armageddon. The other half will do it based on something they see on social media.

[–] paultimate14@lemmy.world 9 points 9 hours ago

The US government has been investing billions into AI, drones, and other autonomous and remote weapons systems.

Sending a bunch of young men to the opposite side of the world would be not just unpopular, it incredibly expensive. Food, clothing, equipment, healthcare costs. I highly doubt the end goal is to actually annex Iran, so they're much better off trying to find a local group to support in taking over the country and establishing a US-friendly puppet state. There's no need to have Americans in guerilla warfare for that.

The only way I see them doing that is if they WANT to kill off a chunk of the male population in that age group. Which... Maybe? I could certainly see Trump and Hegseth trying to send "undesirables" overseas to die, but they've also made moves like banning trans people from military service. Unless they reverse policies, it looks like Trump will prefer to cozy up to the military rather than use it as a tool for getting rid of people.

Maybe Trump will just do what Netenyahu tells him to. But I think this is more about trying to manufacture a reason to cancel mid-term elections like they outlined in 2025 than anything else. With the added benefit of funneling more government money into the military-industrial complex.

[–] corsicanguppy@lemmy.ca 5 points 9 hours ago* (last edited 5 hours ago)

Do you think they’d actually bring back the draft?

The important question is whether THEY think they'll bring back the draft; and the answer is yes, they are thinking of that very thing. Young men - they'll bar women - will go and die, just to keep the Epstein files sealed by any distraction possible. Any fight, any time, anything big and bloody.

(Because if you listen to the one witness, it's just even so much more heinous than even this)

[–] captainlezbian@lemmy.world 5 points 7 hours ago

Back when I was young I was just glad I was hard of hearing.

[–] Fleur_@aussie.zone 13 points 12 hours ago

Just gonna give them a rundown on my politics

[–] Zwuzelmaus@feddit.org 85 points 17 hours ago (13 children)

shoot my superior that's telling me I need to kill innocents

Everybody, tell them this!

It could be a beautiful strategy to avoid the draft.

[–] NihilsineNefas@slrpnk.net 34 points 14 hours ago

The phrase "Yes, officer, please put me in a building with access to weapons and military officials." Is a very useful tool.

[–] TheReanuKeeves@lemmy.world 24 points 15 hours ago (1 children)

It's funny how a small group of people can make 99% of the world do heinous things they don't necessarily want to do but the masses rarely fight back. Tyrants will never be afraid when they know nobody will ever do anything effective against them. Noone can convince me we aren't already in at least the first ring of hell based on how fucked up this world is.

[–] French75@slrpnk.net 6 points 9 hours ago (1 children)

If you haven't read about the Milgram Experiment, it's a fascinating, and disheartening journey into notions of authority and compliance. In short... Milgram's finding was that most people do what they're told--even when they known it's wrong--simply because they're told to do it.

[–] TheReanuKeeves@lemmy.world 4 points 9 hours ago* (last edited 9 hours ago) (1 children)

I have read about it and I have issues with it, at least the original study. The participants signed up for an experiment run by a Yale professor so I'm sure a lot of them didn't think this would cause serious damage if any damage in reality. The participants signed up knowing they would get paid.

Not that money would excuse them for "harming" people but in combination with what would appear to be a professionally run experiment by a reputable school, I don't think people would necessarily assume this was some kind of actual murder room.

Now if the experiment was to give randomly selected participants off the street a gun and tell them to shoot a puppy for no money, I think the results would differ.

[–] FearMeAndDecay@literature.cafe 3 points 8 hours ago

I definitely think this experiment has issues, but I think the reasons you mentioned make it more applicable to the military though not other scenarios. Bc soldiers are meant to obey orders above all else. Their commanders aren’t random people, they’re meant to be the authorities who know what’s a war crime and what’s not. Now, obviously that’s not true, or if they do know they don’t necessarily give a shit, but this all sets up a permission structure that it’s “okay” to follow orders even if it seems kinda wrong

[–] Arghblarg@lemmy.ca 28 points 16 hours ago

Fragging is back on the menu, boys! /s

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[–] GreenShimada@lemmy.world 45 points 16 hours ago (3 children)

I'm too old, but remember doing this planning after 9/11. (FWIW, if it didn't happen then, it's really likely not going to happen now, but you never know. Always good to have a plan.) Here he's some options:

First option: conscientious objectors are still allowed. Go join a Buddhist temple (treeleaf.org is an online one). But you have to commit. Be a member in good standing, take the precepts, actually participate. Similarly, you can be exempted if you're a priest. Do you genuinely think that aliens are angels and that the alien god Raël is our savior? Great! Start a local Ralean church and start preaching. Do it on YT! Church of the Flying Spaghetti Monster? Perfect! We need more Pastafarians to get it legally recognized in more states.

Second option: Mental Health Disqualifications. An ADHD diagnosis CAN sometimes be enough to get a deferral (but Petey might sign a blanket waiver). Gender dysphoria as well, and with this administration, they're so trans-phobic that seems like a slam dunk (assuming there's no trans gulag you'll end up at). The important part to any mental health disqualification is treatment or meds in the last 12 months (24 months maybe).

Third option: Stay in school, kids. Regular university attendance still is ground for a deferral....today at least. Grad school? PhD program? Might be worth the application fee.

Fourth option: Leaving the country. A lot of people ended up in Canada during Vietnam. Digital nomad visas are easy to get in a lot of places. An alternative to this would be Peace Corps service, which would let you defer being drafted until your service is done. You can extend up to 5 years in the same country. Also a large number of people in PC during Vietnam. Considering it survived when USAID didn't, I'd say anyone qualified might as well start applying now as it can take up to a year to a placement.

Last option: Be the sole income earner for your family. So marry someone - anyone - and be employed, preferably in an industry that won't go away during a draft (sorry, DoorDash isn't going to cut it). I had a grand parent who was a welder during WWII who wasn't drafted based on this one.

[–] prole@lemmy.blahaj.zone 11 points 9 hours ago (1 children)

I'd be careful with the mental health one given how they've been positioning to send people with ADHD to "wellness farms" and lord knows what they'd do with trans draft dodgers.

[–] GreenShimada@lemmy.world 3 points 9 hours ago

Yeah, I didn't want to go the extra step and suggest that whatever a bunch of transphobes decide is "gender dysmorphia" will get people sent to a conversion gulag, but we were all thinking it, right?

[–] cheese_greater@lemmy.world 1 points 5 hours ago

Do what that Canadian teacher (in Hamilton I believe) who got the fake massive tits

[–] JennyLaFae@lemmy.blahaj.zone 16 points 15 hours ago

For anyone considering transitioning to dodge the draft, please consider you may actually be transgender, approaching transition from a direction that relieves guilt over gender conformity is pretty common.

[–] Sp00kyB00k@lemmy.world 3 points 9 hours ago

Why dodge when you can frag?

[–] HornedMeatBeast@lemmy.world 42 points 16 hours ago* (last edited 16 hours ago) (1 children)

Cases of bone spurs on the rise.

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[–] melsaskca@lemmy.ca 4 points 10 hours ago

Reminds me of an old lyric by John Prine..."She was a level-headed woman, on the road to alcohol, and I was just a soldier, on my way to Montreal".

[–] Spacehooks@reddthat.com 8 points 13 hours ago

Would measles be a way out? It is on the rise in america.

[–] TheLeadenSea@sh.itjust.works 26 points 17 hours ago (3 children)

On of my ancestors cut his two fingers off to escape the Russian draft decades and decades ago. I'm not in America and I think I might be disqualified anyway if I were, but I wonder if that's a modern strategy that could work. It does sound a bit drastic...

[–] Hubi@feddit.org 34 points 16 hours ago* (last edited 15 hours ago) (1 children)

My German great grandpa was a pacifist and got around being drafted into WW1 and WW2 by pretending to be an alcoholic. He apparently barely ate and lived only from booze and cigarettes for a month. He went to the draft office underweight and shaking and they pretty much sent him home immediately. Unfortunately he did some actual damage to his liver with it but I guess it's better than getting blown to bits for the Emperor or the Nazis.

[–] cheese_greater@lemmy.world 2 points 5 hours ago* (last edited 4 hours ago) (2 children)

God, he must have really committed to the act to do acutte liver damage in 30 days

Did he have fun at least? How much sauce was that per day?

[–] duncan_bayne@lemmy.world 2 points 3 hours ago* (last edited 3 hours ago)

Or it was retrospective.

"Frank what the fuck have you been doing while I was away visiting my family?"

"Um, er, ah, dodging the draft! Yeah, that's it. Certainly not a month long bender."

😜

[–] Hubi@feddit.org 4 points 5 hours ago (1 children)

I guess it's not something he wanted to take any chances with. His father was fairly high up in the Austro-Hungarian military, so he knew what the frontline was like.

He still lived a long and decently healthy life and died in his 80s. Never drank or smoked again though.

[–] cheese_greater@lemmy.world 3 points 5 hours ago

Good for him, lucky the liver is respawnable

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