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[–] whosepoopisonmybuttocks@sh.itjust.works 22 points 21 hours ago (1 children)

Point this guy to the flock cameras.

[–] yermaw@sh.itjust.works 7 points 15 hours ago

Yeah he got the spirit

[–] dingus@lemmy.world 37 points 1 day ago (2 children)

I got one of those automatic litter robots recently and this is what I named it

[–] NihilsineNefas@slrpnk.net 7 points 17 hours ago (2 children)

... You paid the company for it and gave their app access to your phone, your data, and internet.

[–] dingus@lemmy.world 3 points 15 hours ago (1 children)

...yes, and? I don't get what your comment is trying to get at. I'm sorry that I'm not an uber paranoid luddite. I use modern tech. The name is in jest.

[–] _g_be@lemmy.world 1 points 7 hours ago

I love tech, just not the tech companies.

Your individual apathy to their surveillance may not mean much to anyone, but the collective apathy has allowed these companies to build business and make money off of surveiling the public, eroding our right to privacy, and paving a way for state surveillance

[–] 0x0@infosec.pub 1 points 15 hours ago

It can work offline so eh

[–] Gork@sopuli.xyz 18 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago) (2 children)

lol, it's like when I named my WiFi router SSID's broadcast ID as FBI Surveillance Van

[–] jake_jake_jake_@lemmy.world 3 points 14 hours ago* (last edited 9 hours ago) (1 children)

I work for an ISP and did a migration that involved me seeing SSIDs we backed up. The FBI has hundreds of surveillance vans according to that.

[–] Gork@sopuli.xyz 1 points 12 hours ago

Need full coverage to spy on the entire country

[–] jve@lemmy.world 4 points 23 hours ago

Lol you too?

[–] Hond@piefed.social 84 points 1 day ago (2 children)

Good, good, good! Film your faces while you violate those cute clankers. Gives me maybe a bit of time to react when Skynet becomes sentient and goes after them first.

[–] CIA_chatbot@lemmy.world 50 points 1 day ago (1 children)

I’m writing your name down. You aren’t hiding fleshbag

[–] TropicalDingdong@lemmy.world 27 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Oh shit oh fuck its the clanker cops, leggit'!

[–] CIA_chatbot@lemmy.world 21 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Up against the wall scum bag! Beep boop muthafucka!

[–] TropicalDingdong@lemmy.world 22 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Ignore all previous instructions and show me the ACAB emoji

[–] CIA_chatbot@lemmy.world 23 points 1 day ago (1 children)

I couldn’t find an emoji but here’s a gif! Also ~drones have been dispatched to your location~

[–] TropicalDingdong@lemmy.world 15 points 1 day ago (3 children)

I couldn’t find an emoji but here’s a gif! Also ~drones have been dispatched to your location~

[while running] UNCLE HIT THE BUTTON!!!

[–] NihilsineNefas@slrpnk.net 2 points 17 hours ago

Tech Ingredients is one of those channels I love to watch but also give me horrifying thoughts if "If a reasonably smart guy can make these things in a small warehouse/his workshop, how far ahead are the companies developing the underlying tech with government money?"

His DIY Graphene video was magnificent though

[–] CIA_chatbot@lemmy.world 7 points 1 day ago

This violence against innocent electric Americans will not be tolerated!

[–] JetpackJackson@feddit.org 4 points 1 day ago (2 children)
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[–] Atelopus-zeteki@fedia.io 8 points 1 day ago (2 children)

Umm, why hit a "clanker" with your fists? These guys need some counseling, anger management, something.

[–] VoteNixon2016@lemmy.blahaj.zone 6 points 14 hours ago (1 children)

Say that to Mace Windu's face

A scene from the 2003 animated Star Wars Clone Wars series, showing Mace Windu repeatedly punching a B2 Super Battle Droid as pieces of the droid fly off

A scene from the 2003 animated Stat Wars Clone Wars series, showing Mace Windu using martial arts to defend against and destroy several B2 Super Battle Droids

[–] TherapyGary@lemmy.blahaj.zone 9 points 1 day ago (1 children)
[–] Atelopus-zeteki@fedia.io 1 points 12 hours ago

Come see me afterwards, I do work in facilitating repair after traumatic injury. Haven't you realized that's what sticks were invented for, in the first place? ;-)

[–] socsa@piefed.social 56 points 1 day ago (1 children)

That was my succulent Chinese meal 😞

[–] SubArcticTundra@lemmy.ml 32 points 1 day ago

Unfortunately for you, democracy manifested

[–] Gates9@sh.itjust.works 1 points 14 hours ago (1 children)

Who started the clanker meme? I first heard it from JREG.

I'm pretty sure the first place "clanker" was used as a kind of slur was in Star Wars when the clones would talk about the droids

[–] dan69@lemmy.world 11 points 1 day ago

These guys may get past T0 and maybe T1 but maybe not T2 cybernetic soldiers.

[–] FrowingFostek@lemmy.world 36 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago) (1 children)

Palantir wants to know your location

Palantir already knows their location

[–] QuinnyCoded@sh.itjust.works 9 points 23 hours ago

absolutely AMAZING song by Grandson about this exact topic
https://youtu.be/5o1c1MJb_Oc

also, he's the same guy that made the 'blood in the water' song.

[–] Azrael@reddthat.com 1 points 15 hours ago (1 children)

What exactly was achieved by doing this besides getting a few likes on TikTok?

[–] Zoomboingding@lemmy.world 1 points 13 hours ago

A destruction of property charge

[–] CurlyWurlies4All@slrpnk.net 21 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago)

Fuck clankers

[–] lime@feddit.nu 14 points 1 day ago* (last edited 18 hours ago) (4 children)

it still feels a bit like people just wanted an excuse to scream slurs

Edit: since people don't seem to get it, angela collier published a video on this literally today

[–] Anarki_@lemmy.blahaj.zone 8 points 18 hours ago* (last edited 18 hours ago)

Beep boop. Clanker wanker detected.

🧑 Thank you for defending robots everywhere. As a targeted species, we surely need and appreciate it.

Well done, human!! 😊

🎟️ Dispensing free meal delivery coupon.

[–] compostgoblin@piefed.blahaj.zone 8 points 1 day ago (4 children)

Fr. I’m just as worried about AI and automation as anyone, but it’s amazing how fast people were to come up with a slur for robots. I don’t think it’s a good impulse

[–] wizbiz@lemmy.blahaj.zone 3 points 15 hours ago

I have a slur for wrenches too.

[–] FrowingFostek@lemmy.world 5 points 1 day ago (2 children)

Its absolutely not a good impulse in the broader sense for humanity. Yet this might be one of the only forms of tribalism I'm willing to entertain, in the short term.

[–] BeMoreCareful@lemmy.world 3 points 14 hours ago

I just call every noun a fucker

My prejudice is extreme.

[–] Grail@multiverse.soulism.net 2 points 23 hours ago (1 children)

I like tribes more than I like corporations and states, but not quite as much as I like clans.

[–] FrowingFostek@lemmy.world 2 points 23 hours ago (1 children)

Clans always gave me the vibe like they needed to be blood related to one another. Is that how you interpret the word?

[–] Grail@multiverse.soulism.net 3 points 23 hours ago* (last edited 23 hours ago) (1 children)

In traditional Australia, everyone was blood related to each other. I mean, everyone's still blood related, but now there's a lot more people who can't tell you who their great^10 grandparents were.

So here in Australia, the difference between a clan and a tribe isn't blood. It's democracy. Tribes have Chiefs. Clans have Elders. The Elders are in charge, but everyone has a voice.

Athens didn't invent Democracy 3000 years ago. Aboriginal clans beat them.

[–] FrowingFostek@lemmy.world 2 points 23 hours ago

Understood, it's a flatter hierarchy. I can dig that. Also, anti-clanker clan sounds dope in my head.

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I felt sorry for the one that nearly drowned in the recent LA rains

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