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[–] khanh@lemmy.zip 4 points 6 days ago

So who's gonna tell him?

[–] libre_warrior@lemmy.ml 2 points 6 days ago

dogs can't play basketball... slop identified.

[–] homes@piefed.world 77 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago) (2 children)

Back in my day, we used to call this a Nine Inch Nails album cover, and hand over $15 for this new thing we called a Compact Disc

[–] darkdemize@sh.itjust.works 24 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Looks more like a Tool video to me.

[–] backalleycoyote@lemmy.today 15 points 1 week ago (1 children)

I think it’s surpassed both and is pure Aphex Twin level body horror.

[–] dumbass@piefed.social 9 points 1 week ago

Just missing his face superimposed on them all.

[–] Honytawk@discuss.tchncs.de 4 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Ok grandpa, time for your medicine.

And leave those kids on your lawn alone.

[–] homes@piefed.world 4 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago) (1 children)

Hey! Grandpas listen to vinyl!

And can afford lawns

[–] samus12345@sh.itjust.works 7 points 1 week ago (1 children)

That's great-grandpas now.

[–] homes@piefed.world 3 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago)

$Great $Grandpas can afford LiveNation ticket prices

[–] python@lemmy.world 74 points 1 week ago (2 children)
[–] gigastasio@sh.itjust.works 59 points 1 week ago (2 children)
[–] QuantumSparkles@sh.itjust.works 17 points 1 week ago (3 children)
[–] inbeesee@lemmy.world 1 points 5 days ago

The thing you shit out of baby 💃🏻

[–] pennomi@lemmy.world 15 points 1 week ago

Exactly what is pictured above

[–] Denjin@feddit.uk 54 points 1 week ago (3 children)

And the homonculus in the corner with its head wrapped in bacon.

[–] GreenCrunch@piefed.blahaj.zone 16 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago) (1 children)

Baconed Homonculus, classic British cuisine.

[–] yakko@feddit.uk 5 points 1 week ago

It Swiftly fell out of fashion; now you have to travel to the Virgin Islands for any chance to find it!

[–] Prunebutt@slrpnk.net 6 points 1 week ago
[–] bampop@lemmy.world 3 points 1 week ago

We don't talk about the homunculus

[–] marighost@piefed.social 44 points 1 week ago (1 children)
[–] kablez@lemmy.world 8 points 1 week ago (1 children)
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[–] Mwa@thelemmy.club 41 points 1 week ago (1 children)
[–] UnderpantsWeevil@lemmy.world 15 points 1 week ago

No, no. That's normal. If it was weird, they'd have circled it in red.

[–] over_clox@lemmy.world 34 points 1 week ago (5 children)

Dog has three legs on the kid's side as well.

There's also something else, I can't quite put my finger on it..

[–] DarrinBrunner@lemmy.world 10 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago) (1 children)

The dog is sitting on it's left hip, the foot is just sticking out to the other side.

There are plenty of toy basketballs that size.

Some people really do have more than five fingers, search it.

Nonsense text on the shirt? It's just folded over, that's why it looks like that. It's like you people have never worn a shirt before.

I'm sure this answers all the questions anyone could possibly have about this image.

c/NothingEverHappens

[–] over_clox@lemmy.world 7 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Well I just hope someone gives the boy some duct tape for his other sandal..

[–] DarrinBrunner@lemmy.world 3 points 1 week ago

Such an ableist statement. You don't know his journey!

[–] nilloc@discuss.tchncs.de 6 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Actually our dog does sit that way. He looks broken when he does it too. The rest of that photo is whack though.

Of course I can’t find a good photo of it now, but if you look closely you can see it in this one.

He’s a Swedish Valhund btw, weird little dog.

[–] over_clox@lemmy.world 2 points 1 week ago

I know, ours does too sometimes. I was just talking circles around the elephant in the room LOL!

[–] Bluegrass_Addict@lemmy.ca 3 points 1 week ago (1 children)
[–] over_clox@lemmy.world 3 points 1 week ago

The dog has 6 eyes, obviously. 2 of them see, 2 of them hear, and 2 of them smell. This is an otherwise normal dog, which has an extra foot for a penis.

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[–] sunglocto@lemmy.dbzer0.com 20 points 1 week ago (2 children)
[–] Sabata11792@ani.social 6 points 1 week ago

Ohhhh I see it, the dogs got funny hind legs.

[–] Exatron@lemmy.world 4 points 1 week ago

His name is Fight Club and there are rules against that.

[–] AlfalFaFail@lemmy.ml 17 points 1 week ago (1 children)
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[–] bitwolf@sh.itjust.works 10 points 1 week ago

His right foot also looks all deformed, it's just a stub with toes

[–] MattW03@lemmy.ca 10 points 1 week ago

This is AI? Damn! The torso-less kid almost got me.

[–] Omgpwnies@lemmy.world 8 points 1 week ago

Poor thalidomide baby on the left getting roped into AI slop....

I wish to kick the homunculus, I feel like it would make the noise of a mortar shell before hitting something and making a satisfying thunk.

[–] AffineConnection@lemmy.world 6 points 1 week ago

reminds me of this

[–] tidderuuf@lemmy.world 5 points 1 week ago

The red lines and words were done by AI.

[–] Tollana1234567@lemmy.today 4 points 1 week ago

bizarre animal videos shorts, the animals are oddly added into the picture you can tell theres a wierd cartoonish (coloring, structure)look to it.

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