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[–] LaughingLion@hexbear.net 53 points 1 week ago (1 children)

report what? over 16 merkava tanks lost already?

a few days ago they tried to land forces via helicopter and failed. then tried again and failed. then tried to sneak in dressed as lebanese soldiers and failed (they also tried this during the 12 day war and failed then, too)

[–] fox@hexbear.net 42 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Not that the Entity cares but that's perfidy, which is a war crime

[–] supafuzz@hexbear.net 49 points 1 week ago (5 children)

but who collects the sperm collectors' sperm?

[–] Flinch@hexbear.net 43 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago)

israel sends sperm soldiers out into the field in pairs, and when the first one busts, his partner picks up the probe and keeps extracting

[–] ShimmeringKoi@hexbear.net 35 points 1 week ago

Who splotches the Splotchmen

[–] WhatDoYouMeanPodcast@hexbear.net 26 points 1 week ago (1 children)

This is so funny to me because it seems to me that your own sperm would be the easiest sperm to collect.

[–] supafuzz@hexbear.net 11 points 1 week ago (1 children)

It does seem like rather than sending out elite battlefield extraction teams you could just... have the boys bank it before they deploy

[–] WhatDoYouMeanPodcast@hexbear.net 12 points 1 week ago (1 children)

It's probably bad for morale; like you'd have to face mortality before deploying. I got the sense that they're not exactly thrilled to be fighting because they just want to bully children and do war crimes, not actually have conflict.

[–] supafuzz@hexbear.net 10 points 1 week ago

what, it's not enough that your chosen seed will live on forever, you have to survive too? fascists these days

[–] facow@hexbear.net 26 points 1 week ago

Sperm team 6 kelly

[–] Sickos@hexbear.net 16 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago)

Quis sperma ~~a~~ collectoribus ipsos spermatis colligit?

Doesn't have the same ring to it

[–] Sanctus@anarchist.nexus 31 points 1 week ago

May they fall twice as much as they fell others.

[–] Coolkidbozzy@hexbear.net 31 points 1 week ago

if Iran bombs the national sperm bank it's over

[–] LeninWalksTheEarth@hexbear.net 24 points 1 week ago
[–] GrouchyGrouse@hexbear.net 23 points 1 week ago

I wish them all the bad luck in the world both in their offensive and in their attempts to suppress bad news

[–] microfiche@hexbear.net 22 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago)

The sperm collectors swarm the battlefield like so many ants

[–] infuziSporg@hexbear.net 10 points 1 week ago

How can you make a map like that and not share it?