NONE OF THOSE PEOPLE ARE EVEN THAT HOT.
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You crank that hog/flick that bean right now, or it's your fault Trump wins!
Like Trump, the most decrepit disgusting person alive, won just because he promised to throw a wrench into a system everyone hates!
Liberals literally refuse to learn anything.
Counterpoint: 
Good call dems! The attractiveness of the candidate
is obviously why they lost 
The face I see in my raunchiest of dreams
how about NO FUCKING GENOCIDE YOU GHOULS
Democrats will try absolutely anything, except for supporting popular progressive policies.
"Hey it seems our whole spiel about our candidates being 'the most qualified' because they went to some ivy league Nepo baby college and then spent a decade prosecuting homeless people, isn't convincing people that we're somehow owed the presidency. What could be the issue?"
"I dunno, but gooning is pretty big right now"
Ya we're getting Gavin Newsom, aren't we?
Beshear/Booker
And the Dems are gonna insist this pasty, country club, tennis dad looking motherfucker is hot as hell bc the strategists said so.
At least spotting the paid ops will be easier when they're talking that nonsense.
They made people pretend Andrew Cuomo was hot, everything is possible
"But what if you liked good things?"
I ask into an infinite void of nothingness as if the person across from me has Gojo's domain expansion activated
If my candidate doesnt looksmaxx im not voting for them.
Basically Clavicular's argument
cw (?): fat shaming 
Clavicular has to be doing an advanced Andy Kaufmann bit. He's too funny.
I found a YouTube link in your comment. Here are links to the same video on alternative frontends that protect your privacy:
People were saying Kamala would win because of this
If these are the "smart" dems we've been getting i shudder to think what the "hot" ones are gonna look like.
Biden definitely won on sex-appeal
put the policies in the bag, lil bro. fucks sakes 
And dems are calling us politically illiterate? Ykw, J. Posadas was right!
Also, this seems much less effectual than accelerating to the end game. You want "purple" states? Run successful coaches from professional sports team. You want to recreate Trump magic? Get the general manager of the Patriots with a D next to their name and call it a day
between "hot" candidate and professional wrestler in a debate my money is on a wrestler.
recruit comedians or rappers smdh
he may have won a complete cultural victory
