Also implies the existence of Car Jesus who died on the Cross-ler.
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Can't forget the time Jesus Chrysler was tempted by the DeVille in the desert.
Do Cartholics oppose carbortion? What about Carmosexuality or Trans-Ams?
Fuckin'.....
TRANS
AMS
Trans Am
shit I bet the Car Crusades were also pretty wild or the Car Inquisition.
I didn't expect that
No one expects the Spania Inquisition!
The resurrection is a disciple in a pair of worn out coveralls spraying pure ether into Jesus' air intake.
I have uncomfortable questions about reproduction in the Cars universe.
I’m sure e621 has you covered
Well you see, when a Bee car and a Bird car love eachother very much....
this makes even less sense, the pope car should be riding a human.
this is like if the real pope rode around inside an armored human.
So Death Stranding?
Holy shit Kojima's done it again! 10/10 storytelling. Layers upon layers of meaning.
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