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[–] arctanthrope@lemmy.world 223 points 1 week ago (3 children)

do you think he realizes he's written his own eulogy

[–] Ariselas@piefed.ca 86 points 1 week ago (5 children)

Ding-Dong! The Witch is Dead topped charts when Thatcher croaked, wonder what song will chart when Donnie dies?

[–] krashmo@lemmy.world 24 points 1 week ago

That really will be the perfect repost when he dies and MAGA inevitably tries to call out everyone celebrating as disrespectful

[–] drmoose@lemmy.world 10 points 1 week ago

Commenting here for a historic inb4. Hopefully we don't need to wait that long.

[–] crunchy@lemmy.dbzer0.com 149 points 1 week ago (1 children)

God, what a fucking child. I'm sick of being governed by hurt feelings.

[–] Nasan@sopuli.xyz 39 points 1 week ago

Being able to handle hurt fee fees like an adult needs to be a requirement for any public office.

[–] gon@lemmy.dbzer0.com 93 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Aaaaand of course it's real... WTF

[–] HexesofVexes@lemmy.world 15 points 1 week ago (1 children)

The fact we have to check tells us a lot about the state of the world.

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[–] UnderpantsWeevil@lemmy.world 54 points 1 week ago (3 children)

Wasn't Mueller behind the massive illegal spying program under George Bush Jr?

https://archive.is/PFUm4

Opponents have challenged provisions of the USA Patriot Act, the focus of contentious debate on Capitol Hill this week, that expand domestic surveillance by giving the Federal Bureau of Investigation more power to collect information like library lending lists or Internet use. Military and F.B.I. officials have drawn criticism for monitoring what were largely peaceful antiwar protests.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/President%27s_Surveillance_Program

[–] Shirasho@lemmings.world 53 points 1 week ago (2 children)

What Obama said was not entirely true to Robert's personality and actions, but that is beside the point.

The point is that some people have decorum and are good speakers. Some people, even if they don't mean it, are respectful of the dead, even if they don't deserve it.

And some manchildren have none of that. The day that man baby dies I probably won't have any decorum either.

[–] UnderpantsWeevil@lemmy.world 37 points 1 week ago (1 children)

And some manchildren have none of that.

Obama very wisely and maturely appointed Mueller's protege James Comey to head the FBI. Comey very diligently and methodically played Ds and Rs against one another to secure his position as a radical centrist. And between the two of them, the conditions were laid for a Manchild to take control of the executive branch.

I just don't get the need for hagiography. All these guys sucked. Some of them were just smoother about it than others.

[–] Deceptichum@quokk.au 7 points 1 week ago (3 children)

The point is that some people have decorum and are good speakers. Some people, even if they don't mean it, are respectful of the dead, even if they don't deserve it.

“It doesn’t matter if he was evil, he spoke well and respect bad people dying”

Why do centrists always police language over action?

[–] electric_nan@lemmy.ml 8 points 1 week ago (1 children)

"Decorum" is a top principle of so-called centrists.

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[–] Deceptichum@quokk.au 9 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago)

Yes, but centrists expect us to move on and forget about all that stuff because they support it.

People like Obama and Mueller are entirely to blame for the role they played in the move towards state empowerment and fascism. However as they appear in opposition to Trump they will garner public sympathy.

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[–] LemmyKnowsBest@lemmy.world 38 points 1 week ago (4 children)
[–] Bullerfar@lemmy.world 9 points 1 week ago (2 children)

This is basicly what banned me for life on reddit xD

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[–] Aeri@lemmy.world 8 points 1 week ago

Probably the kind of message I'll be sending when it happens.

[–] DeathByBigSad@sh.itjust.works 5 points 1 week ago (1 children)

The SS has joined the chat

(yes, the Secret Service is now abbreviated as "The SS")

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[–] Tollana1234567@lemmy.today 35 points 1 week ago

Mueller being a republican, he wasnt going to do real damage to trump. but trump is very vindictive, any perception of being accused he will attack them regardless of thier loyaltly.

[–] Hatshepsut@lemmy.world 32 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago) (2 children)

Unlike Capt. Bonespurs, Mueller enlisted for Vietnam and was a highly decorated Marine.

After waiting a year so a knee injury could heal, Mueller was accepted for officer training in the United States Marine Corps in 1968, attending training at Parris IslandOfficer Candidate SchoolArmy Ranger School, and Army jump school. Of these, he said later that he considered Ranger School the most valuable because he felt "more than anything teaches you about how you react with no sleep and nothing to eat."[27][28]

In the summer of 1968, he was sent to South Vietnam, where he served as a rifle platoon leader as a second lieutenant with Second Platoon, H Company, 2nd Battalion, 4th Marines3rd Marine Division.[10][29] On December 11, 1968, during an engagement in Operation Scotland II, he earned the Bronze Star with "V" device for combat valor for rescuing a wounded Marine under enemy fire during an ambush in which he saw half of his platoon become casualties.[30][31] In April 1969, he received an enemy gunshot wound in the thigh, recovered, and returned to lead his platoon until June 1969.[32] For his service in and during the Vietnam War, his military decorations and awards included additionally, the Purple Heart, two Navy and Marine Corps Commendation Medals with Combat "V", Combat Action RibbonNational Defense Service MedalVietnam Service Medal with four service starsRepublic of Vietnam Gallantry CrossRepublic of Vietnam Campaign Medal, and Parachutist Badge.

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Reflecting on his service in the Vietnam War, Mueller said, "I consider myself exceptionally lucky to have made it out of Vietnam. There were many—many—who did not. And perhaps because I did survive Vietnam, I have always felt compelled to contribute."[35] In 2009, he told a writer that despite his other accomplishments, he was still "most proud the Marine Corps deemed me worthy of leading other Marines."

[–] queermunist@lemmy.ml 22 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago) (1 children)

Mueller enlisted for Vietnam

Anyone who would volunteer for that war is a fucking monster.

[–] Hatshepsut@lemmy.world 10 points 1 week ago (5 children)

Mueller has cited the combat death of his Princeton lacrosse teammate David Spencer Hackett in the Vietnam War as an influence on his decision to pursue military service.[24] Of his classmate, Mueller has said, "One of the reasons I went into the Marine Corps was because we lost a very good friend, a Marine in Vietnam, who was a year ahead of me at Princeton. There were a number of us who felt we should follow his example and at least go into the service. And it flows from there."[25] Hackett was a Marine Corps first lieutenant in the infantry and was killed in 1967 in Quảng Trị province by small arms fire.[26]

I was in 1st/2nd grade, but rode the schoolbus with high schoolers in the early 70s. Kids who had relatives drafted. Everyone hated that war but some felt a need to enlist for reasons such as those of Mueller. A good friend of mine enlisted in the Marines 20 years after his uncle was killed in Vietnam, out of a sense of honoring his memory. He is no monster.

[–] Hapankaali@lemmy.world 17 points 1 week ago

The logic is a bit weird though. Like picking up smoking out of solidarity because your buddy died of lung cancer.

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[–] dumbass@piefed.social 28 points 1 week ago
[–] BigMacHole@thelemmy.club 27 points 1 week ago (1 children)

ONE of those Reminds me of Jesus!

-Republicans talking about the BOTTOM one!

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[–] LemmyKnowsBest@lemmy.world 24 points 1 week ago (2 children)

DJT will receive the same sentiments after he dies. Soon I hope.

[–] blarth@thelemmy.club 12 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Can’t wait to piss on his grave. It should be a national holiday.

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[–] whotookkarl@lemmy.dbzer0.com 20 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago) (1 children)

As one of probably 12 people who actually read the Mueller report it was a list of crimes the president and conspirators committed, and very clearly left it up to the branch of government required to impeach and remove the president, legislative via Congress. That part was the job of Congress, not the judicial branch. But obviously then the US Congress abdicated their responsibilities to uphold the constitution in both the facts of the report and both impeachments, ignoring the facts of reality and their legal obligations under the constitution. Because people like Mitch McConnell whipped politicians to kill any action the executive lied that the report contained no crimes and corrupt mass media propaganda sold the lie to the public as usual. Mueller wasn't some saint, but when he had the chance to stick to his values or sell out he at least was consistent with his values.

[–] Raiderkev@lemmy.world 10 points 1 week ago (2 children)

I always tell Maga chuds to actually read the Mueller report before they tell me that there was "no collusion". They are fucking simpletons that get their hot takes from Fox News or some stupid influencer (likely on the Kremlin's payroll) and run with it. They have 0 critical thinking skills and can't be bothered to do a single bit of research beyond the idiot box. It's maddening.

[–] mechoman444@lemmy.world 6 points 1 week ago

It is incredible to me how they're willing to bend and break so many rules and laws of this country, including the most fundamental tenets of our constitution. But indicting the president is the one thing they're not going to do. That's the one law that is sacred above all else.

[–] smeenz@lemmy.nz 5 points 1 week ago

They would be shocked, if they knew how to read.

[–] WanderWisley@lemmy.world 20 points 1 week ago

I cannot wait till Donny is just a Wikipedia update, from “is” to “was”

[–] DylanMc6@lemmy.dbzer0.com 16 points 1 week ago (1 children)

I think it's gonna take a revolution to overthrow Trump at this point, not that I think there should be a revolution like that.

[–] tigeruppercut@lemmy.zip 10 points 1 week ago (2 children)

Did you know that it's illegal to say "We should kill the president"

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=o8jdzfHvCI8

[–] DylanMc6@lemmy.dbzer0.com 11 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Yet it's not illegal to say "it'll take a huge revolution to change this country"

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[–] ArbitraryValue@sh.itjust.works 16 points 1 week ago

Well, criminals generally don't like law enforcement officers...

[–] sad_detective_man@sopuli.xyz 13 points 1 week ago

When you think about it, this really demonstrates how DJT fucks kids and is getting away with it

[–] richardwallass@sh.itjust.works 12 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago)

"I am glad is dead" tells everything

[–] Lucidlethargy@sh.itjust.works 11 points 1 week ago (2 children)

Why the fuck is Obama on X? I fucking hate this timeline and the stupid fucking people living in it.

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[–] ImgurRefugee114@reddthat.com 10 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago) (1 children)

Oh goodie. When trump inevitably dies and I throw a pizza party, I look forward to being able to take this screenshot, swap the names, and shove it in the face of every magat who insincerely demands civility

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[–] Grail@multiverse.soulism.net 8 points 1 week ago

Both of them are on websites owned by Nazis

[–] TheEighthDoctor@lemmy.zip 8 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago) (2 children)

Did I miss something? Robert "Patriot Act" Mueller is now liked by Lemmy just because Trump doesn't like him?

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[–] AlecSadler@lemmy.dbzer0.com 7 points 1 week ago

I'm going to create social media accounts and post this same thing about Trump when he dies.

Once again, Obama outclasses Trump just by existing.

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