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[–] HerbalGamer@sh.itjust.works 2 points 6 days ago
[–] SaveTheTuaHawk@lemmy.ca 1 points 6 days ago

But it was a really smart cow, a cow like that you don't eat all at once.

[–] over_clox@lemmy.world 62 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Fuck, I opened the can, and it went MOO...

[–] SubArcticTundra@lemmy.ml 25 points 1 week ago (1 children)

It's clearly not ready yet

[–] over_clox@lemmy.world 16 points 1 week ago (1 children)
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[–] Ilovethebomb@sh.itjust.works 58 points 1 week ago (6 children)

Way too many people in the comments thinking they're serious.

This is top tier shitposting.

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[–] thermal_shock@lemmy.world 50 points 1 week ago (1 children)
[–] Sadbutdru@sopuli.xyz 11 points 1 week ago

That's nearly 55 rpm

[–] mech@feddit.org 33 points 1 week ago (1 children)

A worthy successor to Ken M

[–] Hossenfeffer@feddit.uk 6 points 1 week ago

We are all Womp Womp on this blessed day.

[–] Bluewing@lemmy.world 25 points 1 week ago (4 children)

A shoutout to steve1989! For eating US Civil War Hard Tack and Boer War canned Bully Beef! And every WW2 ration he can get.

He sure can wax poetic about the flavors of each one.

[–] how_we_burned@lemmy.zip 1 points 6 days ago

Came here to say, as well, that Steve1989 is well ahead of the game of eating strange cans of a 100 year plus beef

https://youtu.be/jZoHuMwZwTk

I find it amusing how sometimes he disappears for a few months and everyone assumes he's dead from botulism. Also funny how he still apparently lives in a room in his mom's house despite having millions of youtube subscribers.

[–] prole@lemmy.blahaj.zone 6 points 1 week ago* (last edited 6 days ago)

Let's get this out onto a tray...

Nice.

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[–] seathru@quokk.au 23 points 1 week ago (1 children)

"Let's get this out onto a tray."

[–] skinless_corpus@lemmy.world 12 points 1 week ago

"Nice, mkay."

[–] Headofthebored@lemmy.world 21 points 1 week ago (1 children)
[–] Tollana1234567@lemmy.today 12 points 1 week ago

yum botulism.

[–] smuuthbrane@sh.itjust.works 13 points 1 week ago (2 children)

Wow, and I thought I was a smuuthbrane.

[–] Ilovethebomb@sh.itjust.works 8 points 1 week ago (1 children)
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[–] Lost_My_Mind@lemmy.world 7 points 1 week ago

You are.

And I'm Lost_My_Mind

And this kitty cat is named Ted.

Yep. Whole big world out there. Everybodys got a name. That's how they track you.

[–] regedit@lemmy.zip 11 points 1 week ago

I say this to my wife any time we watch a movie with animals in it!

[–] Kuma@lemmy.world 7 points 1 week ago

Made me laugh out loud. Is this a reference to how ppl usually comment on old laugh tracks "we are listening to dead people" ? 😂

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