this post was submitted on 23 Mar 2026
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Lemmy Shitpost

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Welcome to Lemmy Shitpost. Here you can shitpost to your hearts content.

Anything and everything goes. Memes, Jokes, Vents and Banter. Though we still have to comply with lemmy.world instance rules. So behave!


Rules:

1. Be Respectful


Refrain from using harmful language pertaining to a protected characteristic: e.g. race, gender, sexuality, disability or religion.

Refrain from being argumentative when responding or commenting to posts/replies. Personal attacks are not welcome here.

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2. No Illegal Content


Content that violates the law. Any post/comment found to be in breach of common law will be removed and given to the authorities if required.

That means:

-No promoting violence/threats against any individuals

-No CSA content or Revenge Porn

-No sharing private/personal information (Doxxing)

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3. No Spam


Posting the same post, no matter the intent is against the rules.

-If you have posted content, please refrain from re-posting said content within this community.

-Do not spam posts with intent to harass, annoy, bully, advertise, scam or harm this community.

-No posting Scams/Advertisements/Phishing Links/IP Grabbers

-No Bots, Bots will be banned from the community.

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4. No Porn/ExplicitContent


-Do not post explicit content. Lemmy.World is not the instance for NSFW content.

-Do not post Gore or Shock Content.

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5. No Enciting Harassment,Brigading, Doxxing or Witch Hunts


-Do not Brigade other Communities

-No calls to action against other communities/users within Lemmy or outside of Lemmy.

-No Witch Hunts against users/communities.

-No content that harasses members within or outside of the community.

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6. NSFW should be behind NSFW tags.


-Content that is NSFW should be behind NSFW tags.

-Content that might be distressing should be kept behind NSFW tags.

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If you see content that is a breach of the rules, please flag and report the comment and a moderator will take action where they can.


Also check out:

Partnered Communities:

1.Memes

2.Lemmy Review

3.Mildly Infuriating

4.Lemmy Be Wholesome

5.No Stupid Questions

6.You Should Know

7.Comedy Heaven

8.Credible Defense

9.Ten Forward

10.LinuxMemes (Linux themed memes)


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[–] violet08@lemmy.world 107 points 5 days ago (3 children)

yes it s really me not an impersonator

[–] xkbx@startrek.website 63 points 5 days ago (1 children)

i wish you many undeodorized pits on this blessed day

[–] boonhet@sopuli.xyz 33 points 4 days ago

I need to get out more because I recognise the reference

[–] JDPoZ@lemmy.world 17 points 5 days ago (1 children)

Hey cool, someone else also uses Voyager in dark mode on iOS! 😎

There are dozens of us! DOZENS!

[–] GreenKnight23@lemmy.world 37 points 4 days ago (3 children)

No, not since the war

[–] PhoenixDog@lemmy.world 11 points 4 days ago
[–] crazycraw@crazypeople.online 3 points 3 days ago (1 children)

that's what the cloth is holding up...

[–] python@lemmy.world 58 points 5 days ago (5 children)

Oh, why'd you switch? Not that world is bad, but why world of all places? :0

[–] violet08@lemmy.world 128 points 5 days ago (12 children)

honestly deleting my account was a spur of the moment thing. then i got bored cause no other platform satisfies my pseudoblogging needs like this one. i went with this instance for my new account cause it’s the biggest/most popular & it was the first one that came to mind.

[–] fenrasulfr@lemmy.world 32 points 4 days ago

Thank you for replying and it is great to see you back to shitposting again. It is a breath of fresh air with all the politics and tech posts.

deleting it gets rid of its posts and comments

it's all lost now

Thanks for coming back. It sucks a lot more here without your shitposting :)

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[–] icelimit@lemmy.ml 10 points 5 days ago (2 children)

What's the difference between instances? I was under the impression there was no functional difference?

[–] mholiv@lemmy.world 21 points 4 days ago (20 children)

Different policies and rules mostly. Lemmy.ml has a ton of weirdly pro Russia and China admins on it. Very tankie Stalinist. blahaj.zone Is really nicely queer friendly. dbzer0.com has a cool anarchist hacker culture etc.

For me the problem I have with lemmy.ml is that that if you disagree with Russia’s invasion on one news community you’ll find yourself banned from the Linux community.

[–] icelimit@lemmy.ml 6 points 4 days ago (1 children)

That explains why people have been hostile to me by default even though I presented a balanced front (in my eyes)

[–] mholiv@lemmy.world 14 points 4 days ago* (last edited 4 days ago)

Yahhhhh. It’s a rough situation to be a non tankie on a tankie instance.

The issue is that a lot? a majority? a great majority? of users there have very β€œout there” opinions and more and more of them are trying to be more subtle about it.


Avg .ml user: Long winded post about why war is bad

Avg responder: I agree war should be avoided for the harm it causes.

Avg .ml user: Therefore we all must support Russia against the imperialist Ukrainians!

Avg responder: Russia started the war. Why should we support them?

Avg .ml user: Because NATO forced Russia to invade. In reality it was NATOs fault!

Avg responder: I wasted my time here. No point in arguing.

The average non .ml user has been through this or seen this enough to be cautious of seemingly reasonable balanced arguments from .ml users.

I totally get staying, but personally if I woke up and my account was on .ml I would move.

[–] Krauerking@lemy.lol 5 points 4 days ago

Ugh. This is still the issue with Lemmy, confusing instances, somewhat random federations, strong cultural differences.

I used to like my instance but now it is done.

Just constantly a mess to be social here.

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[–] HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world 13 points 5 days ago (1 children)

some admins have their heads further up their asses. on world you're less likely to interact with them

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[–] wezzzy@lemmy.blahaj.zone 35 points 5 days ago

welcome back

[–] Obnomus@lemmy.ml 24 points 5 days ago

I saw this knew, this was violet08. You good?

[–] hayvan@piefed.world 19 points 4 days ago

The use case of the dumptruck.

[–] SubArcticTundra@lemmy.ml 20 points 4 days ago

This is actually clever, because the ass acts as a counterweight to the other possessions, saving you from having to actively lift any weight.

[–] dumbass@piefed.social 25 points 5 days ago

Ahhh, that's what they mean by "she took everything from me".

[–] dandelion@lemmy.blahaj.zone 12 points 4 days ago

her resurrection was foretold, she's the One

[–] Zizzy@lemmy.blahaj.zone 15 points 4 days ago

Welcome back

I guess humour has finally found lemmy

[–] sinextitan@lemmy.world 16 points 5 days ago

I noticed the lack of violet and was worried

[–] gon@lemmy.dbzer0.com 18 points 5 days ago
[–] Gonzako@lemmy.world 11 points 5 days ago

Violet just enjoys having the baby emoji next to her name

[–] you_are_dust@lemmy.world 2 points 3 days ago

She has what they call a chariot.

We missed you!

[–] Poojabber@lemmy.world 2 points 4 days ago

Welcome back!!

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