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[–] Etterra@discuss.online 1 points 1 hour ago

When you can't find the address you're looking for.

[–] maccentric@sh.itjust.works 2 points 5 hours ago* (last edited 5 hours ago)

Madness is one of my favorite ska bands from 80s—totally slaps, check ‘em out if you haven’t

Absolutely Beyond Compare is a good primer

[–] Mika@piefed.ca 2 points 10 hours ago
[–] sp3ctr4l@lemmy.dbzer0.com 3 points 11 hours ago

Here in my car

I feel safest of all

ye can't park there mate

[–] Zachariah@lemmy.world 47 points 22 hours ago
[–] TherapyGary@lemmy.dbzer0.com 23 points 20 hours ago

As a child, I'd get so confused when someone would ask what street I live on- I'd tell them I don't live on a street??? And I imagined their house must look like this

[–] Fives@discuss.online 2 points 12 hours ago

Well, shit. There goes the neighborhood.

[–] Omgpwnies@lemmy.world 8 points 18 hours ago

Raise your hand if you had the intrusive thought to re-create that scene from Twister when they drive through the house as it rolls across the street....

[–] Quilotoa@lemmy.ca 10 points 20 hours ago (1 children)

Is that where you wanted to put it? It seems like it would get a lot of traffic noise. Of course, it would be great for commuting.

[–] SaveTheTuaHawk@lemmy.ca 3 points 15 hours ago

seconds to the freeway! From the low $1.8Ms!

[–] RecursiveParadox@lemmy.world 3 points 15 hours ago

I know exactly where this happened, and yes they are all kinds of stupid there.

[–] Galapagon@sh.itjust.works 7 points 22 hours ago (1 children)

That's going to be a traffic delay

[–] Damage@feddit.it 5 points 18 hours ago

Just let me finish cooking lunch and I'll move it straight away

[–] Wildmimic@anarchist.nexus 4 points 19 hours ago

I'd say too much wind and careless transport had a date here, and why wouldn't they - the traffic noise stops as soon as you do, and it's nice and green around.

[–] HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world 1 points 17 hours ago (1 children)
[–] SaveTheTuaHawk@lemmy.ca 4 points 15 hours ago (1 children)

you write letters to milk and cheese?

[–] HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world 1 points 15 hours ago* (last edited 15 hours ago)

of course.

i'm one and a half generations removed from the farm. let you guess what the family did.

it's my little joke to myself how i write to the extended family in letters

[–] deacon@lemmy.world 2 points 19 hours ago

Why did we ever meet?