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Madness is one of my favorite ska bands from 80s—totally slaps, check ‘em out if you haven’t
Absolutely Beyond Compare is a good primer
Here in my car
I feel safest of all
ye can't park there mate
As a child, I'd get so confused when someone would ask what street I live on- I'd tell them I don't live on a street??? And I imagined their house must look like this
Well, shit. There goes the neighborhood.
Raise your hand if you had the intrusive thought to re-create that scene from Twister when they drive through the house as it rolls across the street....
Is that where you wanted to put it? It seems like it would get a lot of traffic noise. Of course, it would be great for commuting.
seconds to the freeway! From the low $1.8Ms!
I know exactly where this happened, and yes they are all kinds of stupid there.
That's going to be a traffic delay
Just let me finish cooking lunch and I'll move it straight away
I'd say too much wind and careless transport had a date here, and why wouldn't they - the traffic noise stops as soon as you do, and it's nice and green around.
Dear Dairy
Guess what one of my favorite songs i learned today i can't listen to while driving, or riding my bike?
Love and kisses,
you write letters to milk and cheese?
of course.
i'm one and a half generations removed from the farm. let you guess what the family did.
it's my little joke to myself how i write to the extended family in letters
Why did we ever meet?