this post was submitted on 27 Mar 2026
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[–] sundray@lemmus.org 7 points 4 hours ago

Either way you get to rest, so it's kind of a win.

[–] gray@lemmy.ml 30 points 8 hours ago (1 children)

This is peak millennial humor

[–] Chippys_mittens@lemmy.world 17 points 8 hours ago
[–] FireRetardant@lemmy.world 54 points 10 hours ago (1 children)

Those 2 are probably at each others throats half the time but will put you in the ground if you cross the other.

[–] SARGE@startrek.website 22 points 9 hours ago (2 children)

My sister and I would make people around us uncomfortable with our "fighting" but the second someone tries to butt in and take one side, we both would jump down their throats that they have no right to talk shit about the other sibling. And Your Deity help you if you actually raise a hand against one sibling, because you might catch a baseball bat in the neck from the other.

It's like my mother. I am allowed to call my mom an asshole for certain things, but the second someone else does it, that's not cool.

[–] gnutrino@programming.dev 2 points 4 hours ago

Well she could have at least helped you with some of the shit you had to deal with on DS9...

[–] FireRetardant@lemmy.world 17 points 9 hours ago (1 children)

Nobody picks on my sister but me!

[–] EmpathicVagrant@lemmy.world 5 points 6 hours ago (1 children)

Well, yeah. Like if I call my car, living space, family a piece of shit it’s fine because it’s mine to call that.

If you call it a piece of shit we have an issue.

[–] FireRetardant@lemmy.world 3 points 6 hours ago (1 children)

Nah all my homies are allowed to call my car a shitbox and my house a shithole. I'd rather them be honest with me

[–] EmpathicVagrant@lemmy.world 1 points 10 minutes ago

Oh homies are one thing, full on.

Some rando doing it or someone who has little connection or understanding of me/my life can get in front of my shit box ass clown car

[–] DarrinBrunner@lemmy.world 17 points 9 hours ago

When the twins need a nap.

[–] lime@feddit.nu 22 points 10 hours ago

i bet, there's three of him