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[–] squaresinger@lemmy.world 14 points 4 hours ago* (last edited 3 hours ago) (1 children)

What's really weird is: The person cooking and the person getting cooked have the same opinion, they just can't communicate right.

[–] tiramichu@sh.itjust.works 2 points 3 hours ago* (last edited 3 hours ago)

*can't ;P

Edit: And now you edited it

[–] obinice@lemmy.world 5 points 4 hours ago

ALL IM SAYING IS FOREIGNERS should cook me their native dishes so I can omnomnom new and interesting cuisines ~

[–] OddMinus1@sh.itjust.works 1 points 4 hours ago

I regularily jump into the comment section of minutephysics video about portal paradoxes. I will die so hard on the hill that the sentence "speedy thing goes in, speedy thing comes out" is a simplification where the full sentence would include that speed is relative to the respective portal.

[–] ieGod@lemmy.zip 51 points 11 hours ago (2 children)

Me watching Lemmy posters mimic what's popular on reddit.

[–] obinice@lemmy.world 2 points 4 hours ago

You deserve gold for this comment kind stranger

[–] Karl@literature.cafe 14 points 10 hours ago (1 children)

I just made a joke stolen from reddit lol

[–] sirico@feddit.uk 9 points 10 hours ago (2 children)

I also made that particular joke

[–] man_wtfhappenedtoyou@lemmy.world 6 points 5 hours ago (1 children)

I also choose this guy's wife

[–] Jerkface@lemmy.world 1 points 4 hours ago* (last edited 4 hours ago)
[–] Imgonnatrythis@sh.itjust.works 8 points 10 hours ago (1 children)

I laughed at said joke and then downvoted it.

[–] Ghostie@lemmy.zip 7 points 9 hours ago* (last edited 9 hours ago) (1 children)

I took the joke seriously, lectured you about it in the comments, and then downvoted.

[–] musubibreakfast@lemmy.world 2 points 4 hours ago

I doxxed you by accident

[–] Serinus@lemmy.world 41 points 12 hours ago (2 children)

This is going to be more and more common as the US elections near.

Bots and agents will be attempting to push their agendas, drowning out anything else and trying to make their point seem like the mainstream opinions.

[–] mrgoosmoos@lemmy.ca 7 points 6 hours ago (1 children)

the US is still having elections?

[–] alekwithak@lemmy.world 4 points 3 hours ago

Elections are compromised, and the fact that they are working tirelessly to both compromise them further and disenfranchise voters shows they know they are so totally and completely hated that they still need to astroturf social media to bully their ideology into the mainstream, on top of intimidating those with followings that do speak out.

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[–] Foni@piefed.zip 25 points 11 hours ago (3 children)

Karma doesn't accumulate here, say what you have to say and if you get voted down, get on with your life. The opinion of random people on the internet should not keep you awake

[–] razen@lemmy.world 1 points 4 hours ago

True, who cares what a rando on net think about you. This is the first rule on being on net.

[–] explodicle@sh.itjust.works 4 points 6 hours ago

Plus you never know how many votes are from real humans expressing their own opinions.

[–] 1984@lemmy.today -1 points 4 hours ago* (last edited 4 hours ago)

Then again, appearently the people who downvote are very sensitive to opinions they dont agree with.

Its a counter of how many people wants their own opinions only on the thread. So if you see it that way, its funny. :)

[–] Multiplexer@discuss.tchncs.de 95 points 14 hours ago* (last edited 14 hours ago) (14 children)

Na, I go full in and make clear that this someone is not alone.

I mean, on a Karma-free platform I don't have to do anything to conform to the mainstream.

Sometimes it even triggers an honest discussion.

[–] Tyrq@lemmy.dbzer0.com 30 points 13 hours ago (1 children)

We must maintain homogeneous social cohesion at any cost, I don't care how many feelings I hurt along the way

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[–] jaybone@lemmy.zip 7 points 9 hours ago (1 children)

Even on a karma platform, I didn’t care. I always used to make fun of people on reddit for deleting a post just because it was heavily downvoted. But then.. eventually it wasn’t enough for people to dogpile downvotes, they had to start reporting posts they disagreed with. And the mod teams, who had eventually also gone to shit, didn’t delete the posts but instead would ban you from the sub. At that point, deleting your own post because of downvotes seemed entirely reasonable and I even started doing it myself.

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[–] Simulation6@sopuli.xyz 35 points 12 hours ago (1 children)

Everyone gets to express their opinion. As long as you are honest and polite it's fine. If others choose to be impolite then fuck em.

[–] alexquiniou@lemmy.zip 26 points 12 hours ago (16 children)

What if someone is a nazi. Should we be polite ?

[–] mrgoosmoos@lemmy.ca 5 points 6 hours ago

being a nazi is not being polite

[–] Lumidaub@feddit.org 45 points 12 hours ago (1 children)

Being a nazi is not an opinion.

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[–] NickwithaC@lemmy.world 1 points 5 hours ago* (last edited 5 hours ago) (1 children)
[–] BoxOfFeet@lemmy.world 1 points 2 hours ago

Look, all I'm saying is that maybe Bill Cosby isn't that bad. I mean, if you look at things from a utilitarian point of view, the collective joy he has brought people over the decades HAS to outweigh his bad deeds. And who doesn't love Jello pudding?

Obviously /s.

[–] Tempus_Fugit@lemmy.world 7 points 10 hours ago

It do be like that sometimes

[–] WhiteRabbit@lemmy.today 41 points 14 hours ago

And then sometimes, just sometimes… It’s fuck it. I’m getting in the ring

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