Network and chill.
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Going deepweb with a PS2 mouse is going to be dangerous. No way you can run Microscum's latest update.
New fear unlocked
I think that is just a jumping spider.
Yes! They are basically tiny dogs lol.
Their tiny feet even look like dog paws!
And Lucas is one, so they are pretty funny.
Aaaakksssshuuallyy...These are tarantula feet, more specifically avicularia avicularia (the pink feet).
Jumping spider feet are very simmilar tho. But not as cute
A super smart spider bro that just wants to eat your pests....
The cute ones that look at you with intelligence in their eyes. I could never kill a jumping spider.
found a bug in the network port!
That's the driver, not a bug.
por qué no los dos?
I can't help but wince at the thought of not seeing the spider before plugging in the ethernet cable....
Aww come on man don't put that image in my head
Poor spider. :c
Port Spider
PSSST
"It's pronounced PS/2"
i think that's a ps3.
man, I'm old. I remember the keyboard connector before the ps/2 ports. I think it was called AT connector? I forget. Probably dementia
Dementia? Never heard of that connector.
DemenTIA, from CompTIA. Some of those exam questions really make you wonder. . .
About 80% of my deceased family have been die-hard adopters of that.
God, I remember using the old non-standardized serial connectors from my CD caddy and 5.25" floppy days. I still can hear the C64 floppy drive whirring up for my sisters and I to watch the Ghostbusters game crash yet again, until we'd cry.
If it makes you feel better, when I was a kid, the mouse of my first computer used to go through a serial port, and a keyboard through a parallel port. Dot Matrix printers also used parallel ports. The good old times of the intel 386/486 models.
Mom: we’ve got ps2 at home.
The round connector you need to reboot for.
Portia confused about the missing ants
Hey fellow reader of that book!
Listening to book 4 right this moment
I didn't know there was a fourth book. Awesome!
Edit: tbf, released in 2026
2 weeks ago, to be more precise
isn’t the deep web just anything behind a login screen? Shouldn’t this say “dark web”?
Close. The deep web is any part of the internet not indexed by regular search engines. The dark web is a subsection of the deep web which is only accessible through a certain browser.
The dark web is part of the deep web. Anything not publicly indexable is the deep web.
This makes Discord part of the deep web, yes?
If a search engine can't crawl it so you could search up posts, like a good ol' forum, than yep!
Same with any member pages past a login. (Hence why nobody can just 'google' your bank account balance lol.)
I can't, my case has too many RGB LEDs
Lemmy is also derp web.
Nah cause that spidir is deeep in that internet hole.
SP//dr
Nah that spider is too cool to enjoy dark web shit.
It's just taking kids to all the inclusive communities, private torrent sites and free streaming servers.
Is there a special URL that you want to share?
Inspiration for Bad Guys character?