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[–] massive_bereavement@fedia.io 3 points 1 week ago (2 children)

Fuck polymarket though, the metastasis of late stage capitalism.

[–] Viking_Hippie@lemmy.dbzer0.com 2 points 1 week ago (1 children)

I'm gonna bet everything I own that Viking_Hippie plays a video game within the next 24 hours. Any takers?

[–] gnutrino@programming.dev 2 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Do you want to get kidnapped and handcuffed to a radiator for 24 hours? Because that's how you get kidnapped and handcuffed to a radiator for 24 hours.

what's the market on viking_hippie getting kidnapped and getting handcuffed to a radiator for 24 hours because let me know when that one starts to go up

[–] IAmNorRealTakeYourMeds@lemmy.world 1 points 1 week ago (1 children)

It's a form of psychosis.

they think it predicts the future, and so must be completely unregulated.

They created an Oracle made of gold.

[–] rapchee@lemmy.world 1 points 1 week ago

i haven't seen those guys much but based on the little i've seen, i think they believe whatever makes the most amount of money

[–] njm1314@lemmy.world 1 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Why is Polymaket breaking news?

[–] sobchak@programming.dev 1 points 1 week ago

market manipulation

[–] ivan@piefed.social 1 points 1 week ago (3 children)

As someone doing teaching, I already had quite enough of "If you have any further questions - just let me now! 😊" in answer boxes.

[–] definitemaybe@lemmy.ca 2 points 1 week ago* (last edited 4 days ago)

When it was new, I got a lot of "Certainly! ..."

Like, come on, mate. You didn't even read the first sentence before submitting.

[–] Kanda@reddthat.com 1 points 1 week ago

Easy F for AI and move on to the next one

[–] Flower@sh.itjust.works 1 points 1 week ago

Remember the time every answer started with "As a large language model..."

[–] SubArcticTundra@lemmy.ml 1 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Just wait till they let advertisers buy hidden bias in its responses

[–] wizardbeard@lemmy.dbzer0.com 2 points 1 week ago (1 children)

That was always my assumption of the end game. You have the system prompts, an advertising bias prompt layer over top, then the user prompts.

"Naturally worded" advertising that doesn't immediately appear to be advertising and searching using natural language always seemed to be the biggest use cases for LLMs to me, considering they can't be relied on to output accurate info.

[–] SubArcticTundra@lemmy.ml 1 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago)

Exactly. Like big pharma paying ChatGPT to convince you that your symptoms are an illness they have pills for. It'd turn the LLMs from librarians into salesmen playing librarians lol.