Even men are choosing the bear
this post was submitted on 15 May 2026
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Listen bears as a demographic are pretty easy in my experience... oh we're talking about the animal?
i could barely seduce people if my life depended on it
Me and you both lol
I don't think I could seduce a bear in like, a sexual way, but I DO think I could like, establish friendship with a bear. I could be one of those guys who's friends with a bear for 23 years until it bites my skull into pieces either intentionally or on accident
I think I could be great friends with a panda. Imagine me squatting, having a cigarette next to the panda just eating some bamboo.
Then several years later, I tragically die as the first confirmed human killed by a panda when it falls 7 meters out of a tree and lands directly on my head, killing me instantly.
check out this sexy ass bear
I wouldnt be able since I couldnt deceive an innocent bear what if it really falls in love with me ?
Could? More like already have!
Oh, nevermind.
If the bear's life depended on it then sure, ig I'll break my volcel oath
I could do it if it the bear necesseties of my life depended on it.
but could they seduce a twink?
I found a YouTube link in your comment. Here are links to the same video on alternative frontends that protect your privacy:
I thought the onion was to post satirical news not fact?
Cute lil bear bikini
yea i could vibe out a bear
could you? could you really?
My granola bar that I forgot to put in a bear box seduces them well enough
On the other hand, if my life depended on it I believe I would be eaten by a bear.