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[–] lechekaflan@lemmy.world 8 points 12 hours ago (1 children)
[–] RagingRobot@lemmy.world 3 points 11 hours ago

Don't you see? This is what we needed, a way for AI to fuck over fish too.

[–] Auth@lemmy.world 2 points 12 hours ago* (last edited 12 hours ago)

Hasnt microsoft been doing offshore datacenters for nearly 15 years? The one off the shore of the UK was almost certainly majority wind powered.

[–] some_guy 15 points 22 hours ago

Great, let's boil the ocean faster.

Yeah, great because ocean habitat already straining from warming oceans are going to love having AI that produces nothing but hallucinations and pron heat up the waters even more.

[–] Karmanopoly@lemmy.world 13 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Computers and electronics love salt water

[–] RagingRobot@lemmy.world 1 points 11 hours ago

There is a complex system of tubes

[–] nosuchanon@lemmy.world 54 points 1 day ago (19 children)

So this is how we boil the oceans? With fucking underwater AI data centers. Definitely not on my bingo card

[–] NotANumber@lemmy.dbzer0.com 1 points 12 hours ago

No? It's powered by wind energy. Wind is created by heat from the sun. If you capture and use the energy or not it still stays in earth's system. This is about as green as computing can get.

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[–] Lucidlethargy@sh.itjust.works 33 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago) (1 children)

What will this do to the local ocean ecosystems?

China doesn't care. The US doesn't care.

People care... But who are we? What do we matter?

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[–] flightyhobler@lemmy.world 9 points 1 day ago (2 children)

So salt water can be used!? 🤔

[–] NotANumber@lemmy.dbzer0.com 2 points 12 hours ago

You can also just use air

[–] JcbAzPx@lemmy.world 5 points 1 day ago

If you have access to it. Unfortunately, most of them are setting up in drought ridden deserts. They'll be fighting Nestlé for the last drops pretty quickly.

[–] jjlinux@lemmy.zip 10 points 1 day ago

Fish soup, coming right up.

[–] Etterra@discuss.online 22 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Okay, who had the bright idea of boiling the ocean to make soup?

[–] Bazoogle@lemmy.world 11 points 1 day ago

God, the insane amount of energy it would take to even remotely measure a difference in the ocean water is astronomical. You might be able to cause some small impact in a relatively small radius that could impact wildlife, but I feel like there are open enough areas that not much would be impacted in the area.

[–] motruck@lemmy.zip 61 points 1 day ago (26 children)

Let's boil the ocean everyone.

[–] Lucidlethargy@sh.itjust.works 8 points 1 day ago (1 children)

We... We're already doing that.

Sorry. :/

I didn't know you'd find out this way.

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[–] dhork@lemmy.world 175 points 2 days ago (7 children)

How many AI datacenters will it take to boil the ocean?

[–] Cocodapuf@lemmy.world 11 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago) (1 children)

If it's being powered by wind, it's not adding additional energy to the environment, at all. It all comes down to conservation of energy, and no chemical changes are occurring.

Electrical energy is being generated by harvesting kinetic energy in the wind, that's essentially just moving energy, converting it from one form to another. Energy can be swapped and converted around, but in the end, it almost always ends up turning into heat or light.

That wind, one way or another was going to convert its energy into heat. Most often it does that by convection, causing water vapor in the air to change state, after condensing, the now warmer water release its heat into the ocean when it falls as rain.

Turning a wind turbine to generate electricity, to run computers, is a much more elaborate route to take, but the result is the same. The wind is moving slower, a lower energy state, but the ocean is warmer, a higher energy state. It all evens out.

Edit: I just realized, that sometimes that kinetic energy from wind contributes to storms and sometimes those storms generate lightning, and while most of the energy from lightning does turn into heat, some of that energy generates light, and some of that light shoots out into space (actually escaping the earth). So probably, higher wind speeds do result in cooling the earth a very little bit (but it's likely negligible)

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[–] otter@lemmy.ca 93 points 2 days ago (12 children)

It would probably take more energy than we can harvest on earth, considering the sunlight and geothermal energy doesn't boil it currently.

I could see it affecting the temperature on local scales, such as the area immediately around the data center.

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[–] mech@feddit.org 67 points 2 days ago* (last edited 2 days ago) (4 children)
sudo systemctl poweroff  

OH FUCK I was in an ssh session!
*Puts on scuba gear

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