I'm old, I'm fat, I'm lazy. I don't want to have to put my foot up on my knee twice as often.
Sock > shoe > sock > shoe
this post was submitted on 19 May 2026
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Q: If you have 2 shoes and 1 sock, what do you need?
A: A sock.
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Money.
Perhaps, or maybe someone needs to find an alternative type of wankerchief.
I do at gym
Depends on the environment. When camping, in a tent without a floor, putting on each shoe right after the sock allows parking the shoed foot on the dirt while putting on the next sock and shoe.
But putting on both socks and then putting on both shoes is the default.
Camping is almost always a sock shoe, sock shoe. That way you keep your feet clean and your shoes out of the tent
When getting dressed at the local public pool I usually do this only because the floor is usually soaking wet.
OK this I allow
If you're wearing shoes inside the house you're all kinds of fucked already anyway.
My shoes are by my front door so both socks first makes sense; there's no reason to carry. But not wear, my socks to the entryway
For me it depends, but I typically do both socks first
Its funny how the comment is obviusly wrong and you guys think its serious
Shoe, sock, shoe, sock.
When you need to do housework but don't want to ruin the carpet.
I'm more of a sock, shoe, underwear, pant, sock, shoe, underwear, pant kinda guy
Moderator i call for the immediate banning of this member!
He shoed be dis-membered
I request they be put into a rocket and shot into the sun.
Or...like, never given socks again. This is clearly abuse.
You motivated me to finally use the tagging feature. Thanks Shoe Sock
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Sock-shoe-Sock-shoe-pants.
Sock-shoe-pant, sock-shoe-pant
No underwear, nice!
This one right here officer, lock em up!
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People who don't wear shoes indoors and keep their floors clean generally put their socks on in their bedroom after they got out of bed and their shoes on in the entryway when they're about to go outside.
You know, people who aren't animals.
Y'all wear socks in the house?!
I rarely take my socks off when I take off my shoes (unless they're wet). Not out of principal or anything, out of laziness. Later I might decide I don't feel like wearing socks any more and then take them off.
But I don't put socks on in the first place, unless I'm about to go put on shoes. If I'm not wearing socks and my feet are cold I'll get my slippers.
Yes, because I have hardwood and tile floors. Shit's cold in the winter.
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Wet or dirty floors invite to completely dress one foot first.
My socks are in my bedroom and my shoes are by the door because I'm not a savage who tracks shit into my home. Am I supposed to just carry socks around while I get my shit together to go out?
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I do sock shoe sock shoe at the gym because I don't want my socks on those grimey floors.
But at home it's sock sock shoe shoe
I do sock shoe sock shoe at the gym because I donβt want my socks on those grimey floors.
See, that's an acceptable circumstance for Sock Shoe Sock Shoe.
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Sock > shoe > sock > shoe > underwear > pants > shirt.
P.S. why does naked except for shoes and socks feel MORE naked then just naked?
It reminds you that the rest of you is naked.
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One day, you will.. Your knees will go and it'll just be easier to only change your position twice rather than four times...
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Archie Bunker got very upset when he saw his son-in-law doing sock, shoe, sock, shoe. The son's closing argument was along the lines of, "What if we're both halfway done and there's a fire, so we have to run outside? The fire department is spraying water all over. Your feet get soaking wet because you're in your socks. But I have one shoe on, so I can hop and stay dry."
Had to dredge that memory up from the deep archives.
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