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[–] LordMayor@piefed.social 159 points 1 month ago (4 children)
[–] RickyRigatoni@piefed.zip 54 points 1 month ago (1 children)

People biting the onion is 90% of the fun of it. Let them be silly.

[–] prole@lemmy.blahaj.zone 13 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago) (3 children)

The Onion is way more subtle and clever than just making up fake quotes by celebrities

[–] hypnicjerk@lemmy.world 37 points 1 month ago (1 children)

clickhole is by the onion lol

[–] RickyRigatoni@piefed.zip 13 points 1 month ago

And were doing the fake quote thing before they made clickhole.

[–] RickyRigatoni@piefed.zip 10 points 1 month ago (1 children)

It's pretty obviously a joke quote when you take the time to read it

[–] Klear@piefed.world 6 points 1 month ago (1 children)

You got downvoted, presumably by someone who thinks it's not obviously a joke, which I find both hilarious and sad.

[–] RickyRigatoni@piefed.zip 3 points 1 month ago

Some people just have no whimsy.

[–] SmoothLiquidation@lemmy.world 3 points 1 month ago

I still picture the headline “Laura Bush noisily devours infant” from time to time and that had to be from an onion (probably a physical one) from around 2005.

[–] Viking_Hippie@lemmy.dbzer0.com 19 points 1 month ago (1 children)

You mean this ISN'T the real reason Beto lost to Human Candidate Ted Cruz?

[–] axexrx@lemmy.world 5 points 1 month ago

Hes right though, Practice abortions are the best way to ensure women arent nervous and afraid when it comes to the real thing!

Its no different than doing practice exams, mock job interviews, etc.

[–] BreadOven@lemmy.world 7 points 1 month ago

*hilarious bullshit quotes.

She def said it. Confused the living shit out of me back in the day.

[–] SpontaneousCombustion@lemmy.world 33 points 1 month ago (3 children)

It’s even worse that it was considered a “big creative risk”.

[–] village604@adultswim.fan 22 points 1 month ago (1 children)
[–] EggInDisguise@lemmy.blahaj.zone 5 points 1 month ago (1 children)

People out of touch with reality often think they are trend-setters, when they're usually years, if not decades, behind the times.

It depends on when they became rich or famous.

[–] its_kim_love@lemmy.blahaj.zone 5 points 1 month ago (2 children)

We also don't know when this quote came out. After years and years of being asked about the same song you have to say something. Maybe she did worry for an afternoon or a day, and now she just needed a story. People are voracious.

[–] Hawke@lemmy.world 10 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago)

We do know. Despite what the sibling poster said, it came out 2015, May 26. It’s a fake quote but we do know when it was released!

[–] Watermark710@piefed.social 6 points 1 month ago

We also don’t know when this quote came out.

We actually do, the answer is "never". It's from a satire site called Clickhole. She never said this.

[–] _haha_oh_wow_@sh.itjust.works 2 points 1 month ago

I was about to say, wtf?

[–] yakko@feddit.uk 19 points 1 month ago (1 children)

I'm choosing to assume she was joking, because if she was then she's hilarious

[–] sudoMakeUser@sh.itjust.works 18 points 1 month ago

Everyone taking this post seriously is hilarious

[–] BeUnique@lemmy.zip 8 points 1 month ago

This sounds like something a bunch of disconnected music executives tried to tell her.

[–] Etterra@discuss.online 6 points 1 month ago (1 children)

To my knowledge and nobody ever accused her of being a genius.

[–] Lucidlethargy@sh.itjust.works 3 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago) (1 children)

And yet, millions seem to think Trump is one.

Makes you wonde what value the word has, eh?

[–] TBi@lemmy.world 3 points 1 month ago

Those people probably asked what the 8 meant…

[–] BreadOven@lemmy.world 6 points 1 month ago

At least credit click hole.

[–] Thorry@feddit.org 5 points 1 month ago

Don't listen to the h8ters Avril!

[–] DarkCloud@lemmy.world 4 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago)

The 8 is because there are eight skater boys, right?

[–] Big_Boss_77@fedinsfw.app 4 points 1 month ago

Only ever confused her

[–] batucada@lemmy.world 3 points 1 month ago

Next you are going to tell me that the correct pronounciantion for Canadian musician Joel Zimmerman's stage name is not "dead - mau - five"

[–] Proprietary_Blend@lemmy.world 3 points 1 month ago

Big? That's YUGE!

[–] melsaskca@lemmy.ca 3 points 1 month ago

I guess she never read "Thrasher" magazine. They were using that phrase well before the song.

[–] Kaesekalup@lemmy.wtf 2 points 1 month ago

Melissa never said that. I must know it, she is me

[–] ThePyroPython@lemmy.world 2 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago) (1 children)
[–] SCmSTR@lemmy.blahaj.zone 2 points 1 month ago

If this video is supposed to be saying it wasn't original and plagiarized all these songs, then the person who made it is an idiot and knows very little about music. Like this is made by an edgy 12 year old or possibly even an AI.

It straight up just includes a cover.

[–] brokenwing@discuss.tchncs.de 1 points 1 month ago

I despise the fact that, I can't read English to fathom this humorous statement.