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[–] Aneb@lemmy.world 3 points 1 hour ago

I wanna say 5 because then they are the furthest from Israel and Epstein

[–] solidheron@sh.itjust.works 5 points 12 hours ago

Brah this is pretty fuck up 😳

[–] zeroConnection@programming.dev 17 points 18 hours ago* (last edited 18 hours ago) (1 children)

That scale should be a circle with Israel and Pedos both 10 and 0 at the same time.

[–] IndustryStandard@lemmy.world 8 points 18 hours ago (1 children)
[–] FistingEnthusiast@lemmy.world 5 points 18 hours ago

The Ouboros of cunts

[–] Macchi_the_Slime@piefed.blahaj.zone 133 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Ah yes, the scale of "Man fuck them kids" to "Man Fuck them kids"

[–] thisbenzingring@lemmy.today 20 points 1 day ago

man, fuck those kids

man fuck, those kids

[–] Mac@mander.xyz 34 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago) (2 children)

Considering that the ends wrap around to each other, a 5 is the lowest option.

[–] beejboytyson@lemmy.world 9 points 19 hours ago

Ya, I was wondering how this spectrum worked. Both ends fuck kids pretty regularly.

[–] CIA_chatbot@lemmy.world 3 points 15 hours ago

Considering Epstein was most likely giving blackmail Material to Israel anyway, you’re absolutely right

[–] smuuthbrane@sh.itjust.works 68 points 1 day ago (1 children)

13i, which puts me on a scale perpendicular to this axis.

[–] Goodeye8@piefed.social 53 points 1 day ago (2 children)

Bro, you like imaginary children more than Epstein liked real children?

[–] Godric@lemmy.world 59 points 1 day ago

I just checked my pedometer, it says 11,543. Scary high number!

[–] smuuthbrane@sh.itjust.works -3 points 1 day ago

I haven't asked him, so I really can't say. Don't want to speak for him, you know.

[–] TheLowestStone@lemmy.world 52 points 1 day ago (1 children)

What's "I don't want to be around them but I don't want to blow up schools full of them?" 2.5?

[–] zikzak025@lemmy.world 54 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Chooses 5 to be as far away from both poles as possible

"So you're saying you're not sure whether you want to rape or murder the kids?"

[–] Atherel@lemmy.dbzer0.com 22 points 1 day ago

So you want both?!

[–] tobebannedbygaymods@lemmy.zip 44 points 1 day ago (2 children)

Israel might actually be a safe haven for pedophiles !

[–] daannii@lemmy.world 3 points 5 hours ago* (last edited 5 hours ago)

Yeah there is some agreement that pedos from u.s are allowed to come stay in Israel. No extradition. No questions. No sex offender registration.

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=unPXNF1kND8 "How Jewish American pedophiles hide from justice in Israel"- CBS 2020

https://www.independent.co.uk/news/world/israel-safe-haven-paedophiles-jerusalem-sex-abuse-jewish-community-watch-a7445246.html (2017)

[–] Saprophyte@lemmy.world 26 points 1 day ago (1 children)

A lot of their right-wing paid personalities on American platforms sure seem to be against releasing the Epstein files, not to mention the candidates they support through AIPAC.

[–] ivanafterall@lemmy.world 14 points 1 day ago

Not to mention Ehud Barak being thoroughly in the Epstein files as a pedophile.

[–] DarrinBrunner@lemmy.world 26 points 1 day ago

I'm not in this picture, and I'm happy about it.

[–] samus12345@sh.itjust.works 16 points 1 day ago (2 children)

Israel likes Israeli children just fine.

[–] ohulancutash@feddit.uk 18 points 1 day ago (1 children)

If you like aomeone you don’t mutilate their genitals.

[–] samus12345@sh.itjust.works 15 points 1 day ago

It's still a common practice here in the US. That tracks.

[–] redsand@infosec.pub 4 points 1 day ago

Yeah this a flattened circle

[–] snoons@lemmy.ca 12 points 1 day ago (1 children)

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[–] jdr@lemmy.ml 4 points 1 day ago

Sure, but apparently he died in prison

[–] BloodMuffin@lemmy.ca 11 points 1 day ago

syntax error

I feel like on a normal scale from 1-10 these would be like 1 and 2? So gonna assume this scale is actually 1-100 and I'd say like 75? They're entertaining in small doses, but I don't want to be around them full time.

[–] AskMeForADickPic@lemmy.world 6 points 1 day ago
[–] db2@lemmy.world 4 points 1 day ago

There needs to be a Y axis we can't see, so from this angle it looks like 5 but both visible ends are zero.

[–] socsa@piefed.social 3 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago) (1 children)
[–] auntieclokwise@lemmy.world 1 points 1 hour ago

EE, I'm guessing. We're about the only ones who use j for the imaginary number.

[–] ivanafterall@lemmy.world 2 points 1 day ago (1 children)

I love kids, but I'm like a 6 on this scale. Even 7 feels like pushing it.

[–] krashmo@lemmy.world 6 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Would you be into a little bit of raping at a 9? Or is that just "I love kids in a non-creepy way"

I'd personally say any "Non-Creepy" amount of either hate or love of children occupies the range in the middle from like 3-7. Like 3 is a normal person saying "I hate kids" and 7 is a normal person saying "I love kids" and once you get past those you're getting into the "Should probably involve a prison sentence" type shit.

[–] OwOarchist@pawb.social 2 points 1 day ago