Nightmare : funny

[–] WhyIHateTheInternet@lemmy.world 71 points 3 days ago

Fake - they weren't fighting

Gay - they were fucking

[–] saltnotsugar@lemmy.world 82 points 3 days ago

Ewwwwww someone’s pooping in the aquatic combat arena!

[–] someguy3@lemmy.world 66 points 3 days ago

They chose the venue.

[–] TheDoozer@lemmy.world 17 points 3 days ago

"Hey, man, I didn't see anything, and I got about 20 minutes left on this shit. Somebody else will probably find this dude and call somebody before I do. Either way, none of my business."

[–] vane@lemmy.world 13 points 3 days ago

Time for a huge fart that would scare the animals behind the doors.

[–] Bonus@sh.itjust.works 6 points 2 days ago

On the edge of my seat here

[–] Etterra@discuss.online 1 points 2 days ago

I'm pretty sure that this has happened at least once in every single dive bar ever.

[+] Rajtinka@lemmy.world -72 points 3 days ago (7 children)

They were probably fucking, not fighting. The gays like to cruise public restrooms. If it was a home depot bathroom the chances of the former greatly increase.

[–] EggInDisguise@lemmy.blahaj.zone 82 points 3 days ago (3 children)

"the gays" lmao it's like my aunt Betty is still alive

If you hear a mirror shatter, it was probably not "the gays" lol

[–] FrowingFostek@lemmy.world 28 points 3 days ago* (last edited 3 days ago) (1 children)

That's it, anytime I hear glass shattering I can assume "the gays" have arrived and they're here to fuck shit up.

[–] CmdrShepard49@sh.itjust.works 20 points 3 days ago

They're a very crafty people and can form a disco ball out of almost anything.

[–] whyNotSquirrel@sh.itjust.works 11 points 3 days ago (1 children)

oh, you mean that it was the "brown people" then?? (/s just to be clear)

[–] YellowParenti@lemmy.wtf 13 points 3 days ago (1 children)

God damn communists and intellectuals i tells ya! Fuck people with glasses too!

[–] mnemonicmonkeys@sh.itjust.works 8 points 3 days ago

Calm down, Pol Pot

[–] southsamurai@sh.itjust.works 1 points 2 days ago

You've been hanging with the wrong gays

[–] RickyRigatoni@piefed.zip 25 points 3 days ago* (last edited 3 days ago) (1 children)

If you think gay sex sounds like what OOP described I wanna spend a night with you.

[–] fonix232@fedia.io 9 points 3 days ago (1 children)

Someone's thirsty

[–] RickyRigatoni@piefed.zip 9 points 3 days ago

Brother I am living in the gobi desert here

[–] FerretyFever0@fedia.io 15 points 3 days ago (1 children)

"Homosexuals" typically don't destroy mirrors while fucking in the Home Depot. They would also have the decency to fuck in a stall.

[–] Nikki@lemmy.blahaj.zone 4 points 3 days ago

not typically but sometimes!

[–] Derpenheim@lemmy.zip 11 points 3 days ago

Just like Thanksgiving dinner. Someone bring grandpa to his chair so he can fall asleep

[–] funkless_eck@sh.itjust.works 8 points 3 days ago (1 children)

the gays

this guy knows the correct scientific taxonomy

[–] Rajtinka@lemmy.world 5 points 2 days ago

Of course. Source: am one of the gays. I hope I didn't offend anyone. I'm an odd duck, but I'm harmless.

[–] nightwatch_admin@lemmy.world 9 points 3 days ago

Reminds me of “people of walmart”, somehow.

[–] Texas_Hangover@lemmy.radio 1 points 3 days ago

That's why I be going to Lowe's.

Funny