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[–] Imgonnatrythis@sh.itjust.works 9 points 8 hours ago

That's just a feature to convert it into a stationary garbage dumpster instead of a mobile one.

Remember, never litter when there's a cyber truck with its windows open within walking distance.

[–] skip0110@lemmy.zip 6 points 7 hours ago

Whompy wheels!

[–] Console_Modder@sh.itjust.works 63 points 12 hours ago (3 children)
[–] ivanvector@piefed.ca 5 points 6 hours ago

Most are designed so that the wheels don't fall off at all

[–] toiletobserver@lemmy.world 23 points 11 hours ago

I just want you to know that that's not typical

[–] PodPerson@lemmy.zip 16 points 11 hours ago

That's not supposed to happen.

[–] IggyTheSmidge@lemmy.blahaj.zone 25 points 10 hours ago
[–] Asetru@feddit.org 46 points 11 hours ago (1 children)

causing the wheel to fall off, increasing the likelihood of a crash.

I agree with that assessment.

[–] tal@lemmy.today 9 points 11 hours ago* (last edited 11 hours ago) (1 children)

Just tell your passengers to shift their mass to the area of the vehicle in the triangle formed by the remaining three wheels.

[–] Asetru@feddit.org 8 points 9 hours ago (1 children)

That's a great idea that'll absolutely save the day!

[–] tal@lemmy.today 4 points 6 hours ago (1 children)

You can see that the occupant in that one is clearly outside the triangle formed by the three wheels.

shakes head sadly

[–] SippyCup@lemmy.world 3 points 6 hours ago

In his defense, he's built like a Sasquatch

[–] aarch0x40@piefed.social 37 points 12 hours ago (2 children)

Now, I’m no expert, but, that’s like the #1 thing a vehicle shouldn’t do. That and randomly exploding. I’m I wrong here? Is really Tesla 0/2 on the most basic things vehicles shouldn’t do?

[–] atzanteol@sh.itjust.works 44 points 11 hours ago (1 children)

The doors should open. Even when the vehicle is off or has no power.

[–] Makeitstop@lemmy.world 34 points 11 hours ago (1 children)

Especially when it's off or has no power.

[–] atzanteol@sh.itjust.works 16 points 11 hours ago (1 children)

But what if it's on fire? It's okay for them to not work if it's on fire right? Asking for a billionaire...

[–] Soulphite@reddthat.com 14 points 10 hours ago (1 children)

If it's on fire. The vehicle should go into lock down and seal itself shut to starve the fire if oxygen. Duh!

[–] Asetru@feddit.org 6 points 9 hours ago

Especially battery electric cars that burn without oxygen should do that to contain the fumes which otherwise would endanger people nearby.

[–] mikenurre@lemmy.world 17 points 11 hours ago (1 children)

The panels shouldn't fall off. Probably shouldn't be glued on, but definitely shouldn't fall off. 0/3

[–] empireOfLove2@lemmy.dbzer0.com 10 points 10 hours ago (1 children)

There's nothing wrong with glue. Every windshield you see is glued in, most hoods are glued together, every exterior trim on most modern cars is glue. every manufacturer uses probably 80 pounds of adhesives in a car.

Glue is great. When it's done right.

[–] aarch0x40@piefed.social 3 points 7 hours ago

Glue is great. When it's done right.

[–] Canadian_Cabinet@lemmy.ca 13 points 10 hours ago (1 children)

How many waves of recalls has it been now? I swear we're on like #15 at this point

[–] heartSagan5@lemmy.zip 3 points 10 hours ago

Now I’m wondering if recalls were planned obsolescence to sell the next gen?

[–] fireweed@lemmy.world 4 points 9 hours ago

Article is from a month ago

[–] csolisr@hub.azkware.net 7 points 12 hours ago (1 children)

You had one job and yadda yadda

[–] Lost_My_Mind@lemmy.world 3 points 10 hours ago (1 children)

You only gave two yadda's. You're missing a yadda. Did the third yadda fall off? Wait, are you buying teslas yadda yadda yadda? Because those got recalled for falling off....

[–] csolisr@hub.azkware.net 3 points 9 hours ago

Do I look like the person who can afford a third yadda? Heck I had to go in the red for the second one

[–] EndOfLine@lemmy.world -3 points 11 hours ago (2 children)

Tesla has recalled a total of 173 Cybertruck models from the 2024-2026

  1. 2 years to sell 173 trucks.
[–] FishFace@piefed.social 12 points 11 hours ago (1 children)

That's not what that means

[–] nocturne@slrpnk.net 6 points 11 hours ago

When this story came out last month that is what was being reported, the 173 was all of the RWD cybertrucks sold.

However it only effects certain build dates:

Some reports have suggested that the recall number of 173 reveals a staggeringly low number of RWD Cybertrucks made, but Tucker says this isn't the case. The recall applies to trucks built on certain dates using a specific shipment of lug nuts and grease, and cars with 18-inch wheels produced on certain dates. He says it's a “subset of a subset” of Cybertrucks.

https://www.wired.com/story/the-latest-tesla-recall-wheels-may-fall-off-cybertrucks/