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Macadamia nuts. I can't have them in the house anymore. Once I bought a three-pound bag of them, and then I ate a three-pound bag of macadamia nuts. In one day. They're way too fucking expensive for that, and high in calories.

So, I don't buy macadamia nuts anymore.

I've been on an apple slices and peanut butter kick lately. My grocery store has been selling big bags of granny smiths for $5 and I'm going through them so quickly

I love mashing a can of tuna, mayonnaise, and sweet relish together in a bowl and either horking it straight or using it like dip on potato chips or doritos. Probably the most aggressively white and fat thing I do but it tastes good to my autism soooo

I'm just here to tell you there's no reason whatsoever to feel guilty about eating cottage cheese. It's got great protein and fat content. Throw a dusting of psyllium husk on there for some fiber and scoop it out with some whole wheat peta chips or crackers and you've got yourself a meal

Trader Joe's gummies that come in random shapes like fried eggs and cherries. They're on another level compared to other generic gummies. Must be because they're sourced from France.

Y'all have a funny definition of guilty. Didn't read the whole thread but I bet one of you silly sumbitches called a Caesar salad a guilty pleasure. Mine's pizza. Any variety. I will eat the whole pie. Pizza is love, pizza is life.

Guilty? Isn't that just basically health food? That was the craze when I was younger anyways.

Guilty pleasure is like strawberry ice cream with hot fudge sauce in a sugar waffle cone or something like that. Maybe deep fried.

Oh maybe you are saying that combination. But garlic and cheese go well together, no surprise there either. That is kind of cottage cheeses lot in the world: it kind of works with most things. Dont have enough ricotta for your manicotti? Cottage cheese will do in a pinch, and well.

Fresh-roasted nuts, like cashews.

Doesn't matter the batch size, they need to be finished!

Cottage cheese and garlic salt for me

Not trying to yuck your yum, but what even leads one to try mixing these together? This sounds like a pregnancy craving sort of invention. When my mom was pregnant with me, she tells me she would make scrambled egg and mustard sandwiches. It sounded insane to me, but I tried it and actually love it, and now that's my weird guilty food. :)

The only thing I have to say about cottage cheese is that large curd is vastly superior in every way that counts, but it's almost impossible to find these days in my part of the world.

Great Value has a "large curd" option, but it is in fact not anywhere close to being large curd and none of the Walmart stores in my area carry it anymore. Same thing with Breakstone's. One store in my area carries it, but it does not qualify as large curd. They should be ashamed of themselves, they put the label on there but the curd size is indistinguishable from small curd.

Mashed potatoes.

They will be no leftovers.

Maruchan ramen and chicken bouillon cubes. I was literally raised on these when my impoverished single mother couldn't afford to feed us when I was a couple of years old. Sticks with you.

Muhfuggin Manwich sloppy joes. I can pack those away in such unhealthy doses.

Peanut butter out of the jar with a spoon.

Peanut Butter. Put a big dob on a plate and hand me a spoon.

Like, I'm at the point where I've acquired a Vitamix so I can make my own. Which is even more dangerous, as now I can also control the sugar and add flavorings. A nice dash of brown sugar or a hint of Vanilla really make it pop.

Yellow mustard and cheddar cheese on wheat bread

Olives and feta. I throw in tomatoes and call it a Mediterranean salad, but I'm really here for the salt.

Good dried salami

"i think I'm hungry"

Eats cottage cheese..."never mind, I'm just bored"

I always have cottage cheese as my hungry food. It works great

Pickles. Or anything pickled for that matter. When I get a craving for something pickled, especially when I'm drinking beer, get out of my way!

Potato and onion pierogies with maple syrup.

Cottage cheese and potato chips preferably sour cream and onion chips.

This image terrifies me

Vla. It's dutch and it's glorious.

I haven't tried that, but I'm confident it would taste great.

I like putting salted potato chips in my cottage cheese. Adding garlic salt would enhance the awesomeness.

Pasta, canned herring in tomato sauce, garlic olives

You know that Herr's "Mexican street corn" popcorn?

Shit is crack cocaine.

Glass of nutella

It’s not a food but I seem to be addicted to drizzling sesame oil on almost everything: eggs, Raman, rice, chicken, veggies, pizza, etc.

Not really a "food" but I find peanut butter M&Ms the most addictive thing in the world.

My wife loves cottage cheese with crushed BBQ potato chips mixed in, which I imagine is similar.

Powdered milk.

Try cottage cheese with peach slices

Butter toffee peanuts, sadly most stores around me stopped selling them. Not sure why...

But the most extreme and unique snack I used to eat a lot is pickled herring, however I haven't had it in years.

Greek yogurt and plain granola.