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Post videos you genuinely enjoy and want to share, duh. Celebrate the diversity of interests shared by chapochatters by posting a deep dive into Venetian kelp farming, I dunno. Also media criticism, bite-sized versions of left-wing theory, all the stuff you expected. But I am curious about that kelp farming thing now that you mentioned it.

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[–] chooglers@midwest.social 12 points 3 weeks ago
[–] LaBellaLotta@hexbear.net 10 points 3 weeks ago

Damn that’s devastating news about Grimace

[–] Awoo@hexbear.net 10 points 3 weeks ago
[–] Moss@hexbear.net 10 points 3 weeks ago
[–] Johnny_Arson@hexbear.net 8 points 3 weeks ago* (last edited 3 weeks ago) (1 children)

It's like some mad scientist gave a genocidal Rutabaga sentience.

[–] 9to5@hexbear.net 10 points 3 weeks ago

Im kind of flabbergasted that he is just really purple like that. At first I thought someone must have played a prank but that guy is just deep purple. Like If I was in the same room as him I would have to ask him why the fuck are you purple dude...maybe rude but I couldnt hold it in.

[–] daniyeg@hexbear.net 8 points 3 weeks ago (3 children)

he's probably red the footage is just dark it makes him look purple. even still that's a lot of red for someone busy not exploding and having blood pour out of his orifices what the fuck

[–] AstroStelar@hexbear.net 7 points 3 weeks ago* (last edited 3 weeks ago) (2 children)

Here are "more normal" photos of him. From what I read he frequents the tanning beds a crap ton.

[–] daniyeg@hexbear.net 9 points 3 weeks ago* (last edited 3 weeks ago)

his skin must be crunchier than potato chips jfc. "better dead than red" mfs choosing to be red AND dead lmao

[–] fox@hexbear.net 3 points 3 weeks ago

Skin cancer en route

[–] Evilphd666@hexbear.net 5 points 3 weeks ago

frothingfash so much he's perma-red.

[–] plant@lemmy.dbzer0.com 4 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

Na they pan out to show a perfectly normal looking Zionist woman next to him, he's fuckin purple

[–] daniyeg@hexbear.net 1 points 3 weeks ago* (last edited 3 weeks ago)

it looks like someone digitally decreased the brightness of the video (probably some fucked up post processing setting inside the camera itself) but our brains can do subtle color correction so the lady looks fine but the guy that is insanely tanned just looks purple.

[–] plant@lemmy.dbzer0.com 7 points 3 weeks ago

Grape of Wrath

[–] Evilphd666@hexbear.net 7 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

Like a sunburnt smurf-cursed

unlimited-power The attempt on my life left me deformed and grim.

Grimace Reaper kelly

[–] AstroStelar@hexbear.net 4 points 3 weeks ago* (last edited 3 weeks ago)

One of the comments: "The Grape of Wrath"

Oh, someone else already posted that here catgirl-flop

[–] IWW4@lemmy.zip 5 points 3 weeks ago

At least it isn’t a sentient slab of ham!

[–] axont@hexbear.net 5 points 3 weeks ago

Isn't this like the secret villain from fnaf

[–] segfault11@hexbear.net 5 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

it's like if you made a sausage with mashed grapes

[–] Le_Wokisme@hexbear.net 1 points 3 weeks ago

i assume ordinary sausage has done one but i don't have a specific memory of it

[–] SexUnderSocialism@hexbear.net 3 points 3 weeks ago

What a goofy looking fuck.

[–] HexReplyBot@hexbear.net 1 points 3 weeks ago

I found a YouTube link in your post. Here are links to the same video on alternative frontends that protect your privacy:

LastAxolotl is looking bad!

The man behind the slaughter