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I do this on every post with self censorship as well. Keep the faith brother or sister
Eventually we'll win. We just need to comment this every post too in order to get more people on board. No one likes this shit, and we don't need it on Lemmy.
May your pillow be cold on both sides for the rest of your days
Thank you for your service.
fuck yes
Hell yeah
Thank you
Censored word is: penis
Nice one finding the original!
https://noai.duckduckgo.com/ to the rescue
Where can I steal penis? My supermarket doesn’t have them.
They don't call it penis, they call it pizzle instead.
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Your deodorants are locked? That's 2€ stuff
Big city problems
US problem. I live in Montréal and locked items in pharmacies is generally not a thing here. We can even walk in most stores with our backpacks.
We can even walk in most stores with our backpacks.
what? there's some stores you can't?
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I'm from Berlin, the biggest city in the EU.
We sometimes have liquor and parfum locked but I think I've never seen it for deodorant.
Everything that is trendy or necessary for health is locled in the states. They lock fucking protein bars here. Its annoying af
Protein bars are necessary for health? I’ve been boofing them for years
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In Baltimore, USA and I cannot figure out the rationale for what gets locked and what doesn't. I have seen $50 items out in the open right next to $5 items that are locked up. I guess its just based on what gets lifted the most??
From my experience in retail it's usually the products that get stolen the most; they're often, but not necessarily always the most expensive ones.
Also some things that have a significantly higher than average return rate.
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unscented antiperspirant costs $8 now. fuck me for not wanting to smell like fake flowery bullshit i guess
I even looked into making my own but sadly aluminum zirconium salts are both really expensive and really fucking difficult to dissolve in water, so not an even remotely straightforward DIY hygiene product
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Unlock the deodorant, lock up or straight up ban cologne and perfume. I'd rather smell someone's BO than be assaulted by someone's perfume on the bus.
I agree to a point.
There are people who use much lighter scents and don't bathe in it. That can be pleasant.
Anyone using stupidly strong scents or just absolutely overdoing it should be charged with sensory assault or something. Also, people who don't outgrow the high school mentality of bathing in perfume or cologne to hide BO instead of just taking a shower.
I do a single spritz of cologne on the chest before I put on clothes. That way I can smell it, and anyone that gets very close can smell it too, but i dont think I stink up an elevator.
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Maybe the real reason some weebs and furries don't use it is because they're too shy to get an employee to unlock it for them. 🤔
As someone living in Japan, this seems like a perfect use case for vending machines.
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toiletries, personal hygeine are the most stolen item. supplements(including and not limited to protein powders, health powders) are stolen en masse, and coffee too to be sold(not for personal use) and its often. drug addicts go for ice cream the most.
I picked up a set of underwear and went to the self-checkout. It started freaking out about weight difference, and so a worker came to me. She noticed someone had pulled out the middle underwear of the entire set, hardly noticeable. Pretty sure some thieves needed new underwear
For when you've only just got away from the police
The censored word is “product.”
Excellent, exactly what I had in mind, you’re awesome.
Its funny but why are we fucking censoring shit and other shitty fucking fucky fuck cuss words? 😂
Forget letting them steal it, donate it to them, put it out there on sidewalks. Make sure people know it exists.
shit
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