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[–] svcg@lemmy.blahaj.zone 3 points 13 hours ago (1 children)

Simultaneously above average and below average! \o/

[–] Sp00kyB00k@lemmy.world 3 points 13 hours ago

I call mine travel sized for the same reason.

[–] plutopos@lemmy.zip 2 points 16 hours ago

See, the thing is. If someone with a little dick says something like this, they're coping because their dick is small. If someone with a big dick says it, they're lying because they don't wanna admit they're lucky. That's how you disregard every argument

/j

[–] Kolanaki@pawb.social 10 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago) (2 children)

My flaccid penis is less than an inch. It's like someone glued an acorn to the bottom of my torso. I'm a grower, not a show-er. 😭

[–] plutopos@lemmy.zip 4 points 16 hours ago

Become a femboy and start calling it your boyclit

[–] KairuByte@lemmy.dbzer0.com 10 points 1 day ago

It gets compact, for easier travel.

[–] AnarchoEngineer@lemmy.dbzer0.com 19 points 1 day ago (2 children)

If you have issues being too long for your partner, you should know depth buffers exist.

If you feel like you’re too small for your partner, they likely have a toy you can use on them.

Regardless of size: learn to use your hands well and your dick wont matter as much

[–] HeHoXa@lemmy.zip 11 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago) (1 children)

🧠 All the physical technique in the world pales next to setting just the right mood for your specific partner.

Just look into their eyes, gauge how they respond to your words and actions, and adapt to solicit more desire

Then crack them on your giant dick

x(I couldn't be too serious.)

[–] Holytimes@sh.itjust.works 4 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Question what to do if built like tuna can?

[–] HeHoXa@lemmy.zip 2 points 17 hours ago

Embrace what God gave you. Women ain't stickin' Hitachi wands up in the canal.

Just rip that introitus apart

[–] PumaStoleMyBluff@lemmy.world 4 points 1 day ago

There are also sleeves that slip right over your member like an extender :) but also yeah, enjoy things with your fingers and tongue!

[–] sunsofold@lemmy.zip 7 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Now I would like to be able to compare this source to the ones I saw years ago that said the average was 5.75 and 6.1 and compare their methodology but I don't still have those old sources.

[–] Raiderkev@lemmy.world 3 points 1 day ago (1 children)
[–] ohshit604@sh.itjust.works 7 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago)

Ya know, I saw this post title and my first thought was Did they measure from the base or the balls?

[–] cattywampas@lemmy.world 8 points 1 day ago
[–] notsosure@sh.itjust.works 3 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago) (3 children)

My hubby’s penis is the size of his forearms!! (Okay, his hands are weirdly close to his elbows; he always has to roll up his sleeves).

[–] Rhynoplaz@lemmy.world 19 points 1 day ago

What the fuck does this even mean?!?

[–] Kolanaki@pawb.social 6 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Is your husband a t-rex? 🤔

[–] B0rax@feddit.org 5 points 23 hours ago

Maybe he is Bernd das Brot

[–] velma@sh.itjust.works 1 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Did you mean to say forearms instead of underarms?

[–] notsosure@sh.itjust.works 1 points 1 day ago (1 children)
[–] toynbee@piefed.social 4 points 1 day ago

But you seem not so sure.

[–] Dzheyk@sh.itjust.works 1 points 1 day ago

Woohoo, the only thing above average about me! (Only just)