Mildly Infuriating

If an LLM spat this out we would call it a hallucination.

Then WE should be the ones benefiting, not scumbag parasite corporations.

Everyone should start digging said the shovel salesman.

Where I grew up, streets were the only place to play.

Yell car and move to the side. Then resume your street football game.

One of the worst takes of all time

I strongly suspect this jackal doesn't predate cars.

I also strongly suggest kids preferred not to play in the ditches we used to call streets before cars.

Fuck you Jensen, jaywalking is a fake made-up crime.

No you really, ask your AI model to figure out the most creative way in which to go fuck yourself.

When cars come along you just yell "Car!" and get out of the street.

I used to play footy in the street. Lived on a bus route . We'd just yell "CAR", and then get out of the way. Once the vehicle had passed, we'd get back to it.

What, exactly should I use your bullshit hallucination machine for. It can't even answer a question correctly, or in less than four paragraphs

God, he is such an insufferable dick and no jack ass, kids still play in the streets even with the cars but I wouldn't expect a out of touch billionaire to even understand a bit of actual life and no, I don't want your AI slop anywhere near my life.

Laughs in car Free zones

He has sunk so much money into the hindenburg that is the AI bubble at this point he is just trying to convince anyone who will listen.

He should take that stupid fucking leather jacket off and get in touch with reality.

I'm in the US. Kids still play in the street.

Everybody should use _____. Society has no choice but to change. I used to play in the streets. When _____ came along, you obviously can’t play in the streets now

Everybody should use guns. Society has no choice but to change. I used to play in the streets. When guns came along, you obviously can’t play in the streets now

Everybody should use drugs. Society has no choice but to change. I used to play in the streets. When drugs came along, you obviously can’t play in the streets now

I'm seeing a pattern here...only bad things work in his example.

Uhhh, we def played in the streets despite cars. You just call off the game for a sec

CEO says thing in attempt to force thing to be true because it’s beneficial to CEO.

Bezos does the same shit.

Zuck tells them to be happy because AI, too.

Is he being pro-AI or anti-car?

Rich-asshole/CEO-says-a-thing journalism. They say something completely absurd, and it actually makes its way around the news and memes. I swear, if we stop reporting these imbeciles and sharing this nonsense, half of the internet would have no idea what to do. The internet thrives and dies on these stupid souless pointless reactionary news articles, Tiktok dancing and tide-pod eating/trendy bullshit, and LLM stupidity.

If their product was really that incredible they wouldn't need to sell it so god damn hard.

Turns out, if you don't sacrifice cities on the car altar and plan for quality of life instead, children can in fact play on the streets. The Netherlands show it.

Oh, well then, I guess the asshole has spoken, so we all just fall in line.

The only thing nice I have to say about this shitstain is he's temporarily sequestered a bit of carbon.

x-post to c/FuckCars 🙃

"Please use my product so I don't have to sell one of my yachts".

You know, he's right - we should start investing in mass transit so we don't need the cars, and kids can play in the street again.

c/fuck_ai and c/fuckcars collab

People have reclaimed some of the public space that we lost to cars. Losing rights and privileges to new technology is not as inevitable as Jensen Huang wants to present it.

Car-free streets, streets with restricted access, streets where cars have the lowest priority, temporarily closed streets, ... I don't know a single commune that doesn't have some of these, it's not the 1970s anymore.