Reject articulation; become dog biscuit
this post was submitted on 17 Jun 2026
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People would be intentionally breaking bones, for "super-human" flexiblity.
There would be no need for muscles with only one bone
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Why not none? Bones are a terrible affliction.
Fuck off with your bullshit again, octopus. We don't have a damned choice.
I've been found out!
- ink cloud go! Swimaway swimaway!
Adjusts monicle and puts flat cap back on. That some of a bitch... We were so close this time.
bnone
You can add new bones to your body any time you please
Are you hitting on me??
more like hitting your jaw to ameliorate the human affliction of "only one jawbone"
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I once met a person with Fibrodysplasia ossificans progressiva. Her bones were fusing together and over time she became more and more immobile. She's probably dead now. I hope that answers your questions.
That's horrible. In the end, did she get chucked into her grave like a frisbee?
I heard they just propped her up in the foyer. She probably looked like the image on the right.
genius question. in the next chapter: why do we have 10¹² cells and not just one giant one?
If he had just one bone then we wouldn't rattle when we walk.
We'd be doing the T-pose but unironically
But if you wrapped muscles around the rigid bone frame, we could probably still wriggle and flop about. We'd find a way, it'd be okay.
T pose with serifs on the T, probably
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Humans are the only ape not to have a penis bone.
i feel cheated somehow.
I'm glad we don't. Makes us more flexible so we can fuck in many different positions and angles. Could you imagine doing all of doggy style and missionary and cowgirl and reverse cowgirl and riding and all the other positions with a dick that can't bend like a willow branch? Oof
Lol I’d be keeping a tally on how many I broke off. You don’t actually want that.
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Oh, humans can have basically one bone.
They are horrible and agonizing conditions, perhaps similar to being slowly partially or totally mummified by your own body.
Ankylosing Spondylitis, Pfeiffer Syndrome, Klippel-Feil Syndrome, etc.
Imagine your bones all fusing together. You can't bend, or maybe walk, move your jaw, or maybe even breathe.
The human body evolved for resilience: having a large number of bones provides redundancy, meaning that we can break many bones and still have at least one to spare.
It's also partially a vestigial trait, as our ancestors needed to do a lot of boning in order for the species to survive - nowadays we don't need to replenish our numbers as much.
That explains why no one would sleep with me. It's not me, it's just biology.
I also vote for outside bone instead of inside bone.
Capitalism in a fucking nutshell.
OK, show your work.
Dog treat kinda bone
Human animal cracker
Is an osteoblast posting this? They hate constantly getting their hard work removed by osteoclasts.
No war but clast war
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Smooth, efficient, and most of all, calm
Yeah, we say bone not bany, what gives...
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