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[–] BeMoreCareful@lemmy.world 3 points 57 minutes ago

Broken by John McAfee himself

[–] PlaidBaron@lemmy.world 28 points 6 hours ago (2 children)

Americans: We are not stupid. Thats just a stereotype.

Also Americans:

[–] captainlezbian@lemmy.world 12 points 3 hours ago (1 children)

We're not all stupid, just a frustrating number of us

[–] Geobloke@aussie.zone 0 points 31 minutes ago

You'd sound a lot less dumb if you didn't give the dumbest people the loudest voices. Like I'm not advocating for bullying to happen, but some people need to be made fun of

[–] Tiral@lemmy.world -1 points 2 hours ago

I mean, I'd take that over the germ warfare labs China was funding in garages a few years ago in the US given the option.

https://californiaglobe.com/articles/was-illegal-chinese-covid-lab-in-reedley-a-ccp-biowarfare-lab/

[–] winkledinkle@sh.itjust.works 8 points 5 hours ago

Oh hey, you found my ass plug.

[–] Reygle@lemmy.world 70 points 9 hours ago (9 children)

So post a picture of a prop from the movie The Rock and you can fool tardbags about anything at all huh?

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[–] _lilith@lemmy.world 14 points 7 hours ago (2 children)

Question. The dumb asses just started using the word peptide more frequently, am I correct in assuming that it is just another word for protein/amino acid?

[–] Anarch157a@lemmy.dbzer0.com 12 points 5 hours ago

All proteins are peptides but not all peptides are proteins. Peptides are chains of aminoacids, when they're long enough, then they're called proteins.

[–] Rooster326@programming.dev 1 points 7 hours ago

It's like Gluten but worse

[–] Ravenheart@lemmy.zip 9 points 7 hours ago (3 children)

"Aggressive algae"? Really?

[–] FrChazzz@lemmus.org 4 points 4 hours ago

Maybe it's like the slime in Ghostbusters 2. If we play Jackie Wilson real loud it'll stop being so aggressive.

[–] Ozymati@lemmy.nz 5 points 6 hours ago (1 children)

If you're alone when you walk past it, it'll mug you

[–] voldage@lemmy.world 1 points 5 hours ago

I've heard it always voted Dems. Like clockwork. Except green.

[–] No_Ones_Slick_Like_Gaston@lemmy.world 1 points 5 hours ago* (last edited 5 hours ago)

So agresive it yells to other peoples kids

[–] stickyprimer@lemmy.world 20 points 9 hours ago

Caches of dihydrogen-oxide were discovered, a chemical which if inhaled can asphyxiate and cause death. The chemical was cleverly disguised with sweeteners and packed in containers making it look like a harmless treat.

WARN YOUR CHILDREN!!!

(Ie they found a six-pack of Sprite)

[–] WanderWisley@lemmy.world 6 points 8 hours ago
[–] TigerAce@lemmy.dbzer0.com 16 points 11 hours ago

Suuuuuure. Antifa is so fucking dumb, their genius plan is to sabotage the reflection pool, because that is the thing that will tear down the power of fascists. Hmm hmm, yeah sounds legit. For sure a better explenation than the corrupt guy getting the job because he's buddies with Trump, without any consideration for any other company, while he cuts corners and cheaps out on shit which ends up with a lowsy job. Suuuuure. The guy looks super trustworthy, and totally not like a Disney villain, so he must be doing a good job. I mean, Trump personally chose him, and Trump is a god so he cannot make bad decisions, he never ever did in his entire life, even molesting kids was a great decision... Right?.... Right? But by sabotaging the reflection pool, antifa will be able to win the fight against Trump and his fascist oligarchs. Yeah, this is what they came up with.

Anyone who believes this shit must have just enough braincells to be able to breath.

The desperation in covering up the lost war against Iran is now so pathetic, they might just release the Epstein files next.

Russia has been at war with Ukraine since 2019 and neither side has won. US has been at war with Iran and they lost within a few months. An illegal war started to cover up the Epstein files. Now a failed job of the reflection pool to cover up that lost war. The US keeps on amazing me they manage to find new lows.

[–] EvilHankVenture@lemmy.world 29 points 13 hours ago (1 children)

A really elegant string of pearls configuration.

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[–] A_Random_Idiot@lemmy.world 48 points 15 hours ago (1 children)

Dear God.

We need to pull Sean Connery out of retirement to save us from The Rock and hardplace we find ourselves stuck in between.

[–] jade52@lemmy.ca 20 points 13 hours ago (3 children)
[–] renrenPDX@lemmy.dbzer0.com 2 points 3 hours ago

Son of a bitch! (In my best Connery imitation)

[–] A_Random_Idiot@lemmy.world 15 points 12 hours ago (2 children)

Wow, i genuinely didnt know.

How the hell did he pass without there being a big hullabaloo over it.

[–] SpaceCowboy@lemmy.ca 1 points 59 minutes ago (1 children)

He died about a week before Alex Trebek died.

[–] A_Random_Idiot@lemmy.world 1 points 48 minutes ago

Now I heard about Alex Trebek. That one made me sad.

[–] tigeruppercut@lemmy.zip 12 points 12 hours ago

It was during lockdown and before the vaccine, shit was crazy

[–] CaptPretentious@lemmy.world 8 points 13 hours ago

Fine, call the necromancers!

[–] Lushed_Lungfish@lemmy.ca 16 points 12 hours ago (1 children)

Dude that theme by Hans Zimmer has been living rent free in my head for decades.

[–] grrgyle@slrpnk.net 2 points 8 hours ago

Of course that was Hans

[–] DarkFuture@lemmy.world 4 points 9 hours ago

I'D TAKE PLEASURE IN GUTTIN' YOU, BOY!!!

[–] SkunkWorkz@lemmy.world 74 points 18 hours ago* (last edited 18 hours ago)

The Rock was the basis for false descriptions of the Iraqi chemical weapons program. Britain's Secret Intelligence Service was led to believe Saddam Hussein was continuing to produce weapons of mass destruction by a false agent who based his reports on The Rock, according to the Chilcot Inquiry. https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Rock_(film)

Time is a flat circle

[–] Snapz@lemmy.world 6 points 11 hours ago

Welcome to the Pool!

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