As an atheist I've suddenly realized that there is a demon living in my penis.
Send help. Specifically this pastor.
this post was submitted on 25 Jun 2026
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No worries, the pope is on the way.
We have female pastors now?
I had a female pastor in my church almost 30 years ago. so yes we have female pastors for a while now.
Well shiiiiiiiiiit, id assume feminism would make leaps and bounds to gain gender integration in these old institutions
Pastors, not priests. There's differences, like priests can hear confession.
Looking at that kind smile, I feel like if I can just get some exorcism of my demons from her while getting my mental health treated by counselor Troi, I can finally get my life together.
I'm a nontheist, but now I might convert.
We were lied to by ID Software on how an expert demon slayer looks like!! I'd ask for my money back, but I don't think they'd accept a pregnancy test that I play Doom on back...
Hey, try not to slay any demons on the way through the parking lot!
In a row?!
Demons hate this little trick.
Demons hate this little ~~trick~~ prick.
Remember how Jesus pulled out a demon (or demons) named Legion? They're in me and I desperately need this woman's help. Please. I'm suffering.
Edit: Actually, this could have got me to go to church.
When googling on this, I find more people. Here is a old pastor who did the same:
The pastor himself renounced the Presbytery on 25 January a day before a church trial was due to start and moved to a gated retirement community in the nearby town of Lakewood.
I really hope he actually faced consequences
OP is edited, it's the same story.
The hole-y trinity - two in the front, one in the back
The power of Christ compelled her to swallow hog.
Undiemon
Who the fuck was the snitch!
No one said she was in any kind of trouble for it. I think this is just marketing
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