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[–] Kolanaki@pawb.social 98 points 23 hours ago (4 children)

When her balls smack against yours 😍

[–] fartographer@lemmy.world 6 points 15 hours ago

Thank you. I somehow understood the meme to mean her back sweat running down your back, but your comment made me realize it's any sweat.

This realization is equally as inconsequential as my original understanding, but I appreciate learning when I'm completely wrong or misunderstanding something.

[–] surewhynotlem@lemmy.world 15 points 21 hours ago (1 children)

I've seen your account enough to know that you're 100% not kidding. But ... wouldn't that hurt?

[–] dharmacurious@slrpnk.net 22 points 20 hours ago

It does not, generally. It's actually so fucking hot it's crazy when I can feel the top's balls slap-slap-slapping against me. It doesn't hurt any more than it does if you're topping and your balls are slapping against the other person.

[–] altphoto@lemmy.today 3 points 19 hours ago* (last edited 19 hours ago)

Smacking your chin, almost clapping to the rythm?

[–] dan69@lemmy.world 1 points 16 hours ago* (last edited 16 hours ago)

Isnt that called galaxys gong?

[–] DoubleDongle@lemmy.world 85 points 23 hours ago (1 children)

It's the best position, which you only get if you've been a very good boy

[–] xkbx@startrek.website 24 points 22 hours ago

oh that must be why i don’t get any at all

😎😎😎🏍️πŸ’₯πŸ’₯VROOM VROOM VROOM

[–] cepelinas@sopuli.xyz 54 points 1 day ago (2 children)
[–] meekah@discuss.tchncs.de 48 points 23 hours ago* (last edited 23 hours ago) (2 children)

I was thinking of pegging but Β―\_(ツ)_/Β―

[–] pipe01@programming.dev 2 points 1 hour ago

Por que no los dos?

[–] JackbyDev@programming.dev 2 points 13 hours ago

Pegging butt

[–] MrChewy@lemmy.world 10 points 23 hours ago

For whatever reason, this was among my first intuitive thoughts as well (until I realised that I was just silly ofc)

[–] SnotFlickerman@lemmy.blahaj.zone 40 points 1 day ago (1 children)
[–] tias@discuss.tchncs.de 26 points 23 hours ago (1 children)

Could just be jerking you off from behind

[–] SnotFlickerman@lemmy.blahaj.zone 22 points 23 hours ago (3 children)

Without pegging? Just the jerking? Look if I'm gonna get a reacharound, something better be happening back there to justify a reacharound

[–] trackball_fetish@lemmy.wtf 5 points 15 hours ago

There's nothing like have a woman kiss on your neck while reaching around. The vulnerability is hot.

[–] hOrni@lemmy.world 21 points 23 hours ago (1 children)

"I bet you're the kind of guy who would fuck a person in the ass and not even have the goddamn common courtesy to give him a reach-around." - Gunnery Sergeant L. Hartman

[–] SnotFlickerman@lemmy.blahaj.zone 11 points 22 hours ago (1 children)

I mean, if nothing else can be said about Hartman, he truly understood the meaning of common courtesy.

[–] jaybone@lemmy.zip 5 points 21 hours ago

β€œIf it wasn’t for dickheads like you, there wouldn’t be any thievery in this world.”

[–] Gonzako@lemmy.world 4 points 22 hours ago
[–] sniggleboots@europe.pub 36 points 1 day ago

Fucking hot is what it is