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[–] Mika@piefed.ca 79 points 3 days ago (7 children)

Where did they get 1400Gb storage iphones?

[–] thisbenzingring@lemmy.today 81 points 3 days ago (2 children)
[–] cannedtuna@lemmy.world 16 points 3 days ago

💪 grind culture, gotta make that cake or something

[–] Arcanepotato@crazypeople.online 10 points 3 days ago* (last edited 3 days ago)

Let's

Grind!

Brothers,

Together

Quickly!

[–] BananaOnionJuice@lemmy.dbzer0.com 31 points 3 days ago (2 children)

I just checked you can get 2tb iPhones, and it looks like they are essential for power users of Grindr.

[–] Zier@fedia.io 13 points 3 days ago (2 children)

Power users? Or power bottoms.

Yes.

Who do you think is doing all the keyboard smashes?

[–] mysticalone@lemmy.world 2 points 3 days ago

Im more of a daffy duck

[–] Aneb@lemmy.world 3 points 3 days ago

Of course its an iPhone so you cant get rid of bloat. Most of the 2tb will be system settings after the next update

[–] stoy@lemmy.zip 11 points 3 days ago* (last edited 3 days ago)

The iPhone 17 Pro Max comes in variants with 2TB storage

[–] RoidingOldMan@lemmy.world 3 points 3 days ago (1 children)

That's the total internet usage of the app. Not how much storage the phone has.

[–] restingOface@quokk.au 3 points 3 days ago

The top of that screen literally reads "iPhone Storage". That is absolutely about storage space, not network usage.

[–] restingOface@quokk.au 3 points 3 days ago

Pre-2025 pricing

[–] Valmond@lemmy.dbzer0.com 3 points 3 days ago

I have an old xiaomi 13t with 1TB. Got it cheap, used.

[–] AeonFelis@lemmy.world 2 points 3 days ago

The secret tier of the Trump Phone has these kind of specs.

[–] TheEntity@lemmy.world 48 points 3 days ago (3 children)

Guys, is this gay to use more than two colors that are easy to distinguish from each other? I'm asking for a friend.

[–] Arcanepotato@crazypeople.online 15 points 3 days ago

No but grinder might be

[–] Chozo@fedia.io 5 points 3 days ago (2 children)

Just use alternating black and white LIKE GOD INTENDED

[–] Meron35@lemmy.world 6 points 3 days ago

The straight pride flag. Because heterosexuality is a prison.

[–] Lemminary@lemmy.world 3 points 3 days ago* (last edited 3 days ago) (1 children)

God said C: and D:, not F:, A: and G: 😌

[–] mysticalone@lemmy.world 2 points 3 days ago (2 children)
[–] toynbee@piefed.social 1 points 2 days ago* (last edited 2 days ago)

And B: five and a quarter?

[–] Lemminary@lemmy.world 1 points 2 days ago

Each day we stray further from the path of light 😢

[–] Valmond@lemmy.dbzer0.com 1 points 3 days ago

Just thinking about it is too much, you now have to choose your letter.

[–] nullspace@lemmy.world 16 points 3 days ago

Average RNC screenshot.

[–] KSPAtlas@sopuli.xyz 12 points 3 days ago* (last edited 3 days ago) (1 children)

That's roughly equivalent to 67 hours of 60fps 4K video lmao (no the number is not intentional)

[–] andros_rex@lemmy.world 11 points 3 days ago* (last edited 3 days ago) (1 children)

You could get 67 hours of content pretty easily on Grindr with about a week of effort. Now, getting them to film it in 4k might be tricky, it’s usually blurry shots of them jerking it in the bathroom.

(Edit) Actually, scratch that, this is a few months worth. Maybe I keep getting guys with shitty cameras.

[–] Wispy2891@lemmy.world 3 points 3 days ago

100gb from a single app is ridiculous, it doesn't have a feature to delete old stuff? And in messages it doesn't re encode videos to a lower res instead of just sending a 4k 25mbit/s video?

[–] Tja@programming.dev 15 points 4 days ago
[–] Etterra@discuss.online 8 points 3 days ago (1 children)

It's all the fault of that damned Roy G. Biv guy.

[–] HeHoXa@lemmy.zip 3 points 3 days ago

Roy G Biv: By your powers combined, I am Captain Rainbow!

[–] DarkCloud@lemmy.world 11 points 3 days ago (1 children)

This person is lucky they weren't around when defragmentation programs were more common.

Let alone TV station test patterns.

[–] HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world 1 points 3 days ago (1 children)

lucky?

fuck i think i just realized i'm a vampire those were relaxing. along with sorting my rices.

[–] smh@slrpnk.net 3 points 3 days ago (1 children)

When you sort your Skittles, do you then eat all of the same color first, or do you eat them evenly so that all colors run out at about the same time?

First one then the other

I mean now that you've got me thinking about it, we're talking original flavor fun size bag, right? Different flavors or anything more than a handful is a different story. I eat all the oranges last, because save your favorite flavor for last. Every snack, every meal, every treat. Don't go out with a bad taste in your mouth. Currently in Original Skittle that's orange but it used to be yellow. I think green before that but that's on the way before, But until I get to the oranges I sort them into flavor and eat whatever flavor(s) I have party of, one at a time, until I have the same amount of all of the flavors (again, except orange). Then one at a time until I am out on non-favored Skittles.

Or I just shovel them in by the handful. Sometimes the mouth and brain and belly want one thing, sometimes they want another. I have learned to get out of the way when they agree.

Dude. This only happens when iOS detects gay porn on your phone.

[–] ButteredBread@sh.itjust.works 6 points 3 days ago (1 children)

are there even iphones with 4tb storage? or maybe even 6? I mean you could probably change the SSD (no idea how you could fit a drive into the phone) or whatever and just format the partition into the apple's one and install ios. You would probably need third part software to install ios tho but it should maube run? I don't think the storage drive should affect that?

[–] ButteredBread@sh.itjust.works 6 points 3 days ago (1 children)

but it's most likely edited for reasons like the system storage taking like 40gb which woild make 64gb phones impossible if they're even sold anymore, but it would not surprise me if ios was just extremelt bloated.

[–] ButteredBread@sh.itjust.works 2 points 3 days ago (1 children)

oh and also the used gb seems to have only 3 digits but it waa probably pbvopus that it was edited anyways I just got distracted.

[–] ButteredBread@sh.itjust.works 2 points 3 days ago (1 children)

an it's also a shitpost sub

[–] ButteredBread@sh.itjust.works 1 points 3 days ago (1 children)

would deleting my comments look weird?

[–] Sonotsugipaa@lemmy.dbzer0.com 1 points 3 days ago

Yes, even if the conversation involves that guy from Limitless

[–] FreddiesLantern@leminal.space 5 points 3 days ago

Ungratefull, here's a phone trying to show you a good time...and all they do is complain.

[–] Danarchy@lemmy.nz 7 points 3 days ago (2 children)

As usual red is doing most of the work here just like in real gay

[–] JizzmasterD@lemmy.ca 3 points 3 days ago

"Life" doing all the heavy lifting?

[–] Etterra@discuss.online 2 points 3 days ago

Sounds sus.

[–] stolig@lemmy.world 1 points 3 days ago

I think it depends on what kind of stuff you save