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[–] Asafum@lemmy.world 146 points 4 days ago (3 children)

Jayonnaise... Lmao amazing

[–] Magister@lemmy.world 29 points 4 days ago

yep I came here to comment on Jayonnaise lol, and he complains about a lamar song lmao

[–] 0ops@piefed.zip 12 points 4 days ago

I'm gonna be giggling at that for days

[–] Nester@feddit.uk 15 points 4 days ago

It's... Perfect

[–] lobut@lemmy.ca 74 points 4 days ago (3 children)

You should see the interviews with some of these guys afterwards. They were saying how they hated how people saw them on the internet and assumed they were terrible people without knowing them. Yes, the racists were upset about being pre-judged.

[–] gandalf_der_12te@feddit.org 6 points 2 days ago

oh lol that's ironic

[–] Passerby6497@lemmy.world 59 points 4 days ago (2 children)

To be fair, we didn't pre-judge them, we judged them by their actions

[–] captainlezbian@lemmy.world 6 points 2 days ago

Well clearly they wanted to be judged solely by the color of their skin

[–] Rooster326@programming.dev 3 points 2 days ago (1 children)

Don't lie. You definitely judged him from the moment you knew his name was Jayonnaise

[–] Passerby6497@lemmy.world 2 points 2 days ago

Well, technically I judged him before I knew his name, but that's just cuz I'm pretty sure the pictures are from that Nazi march almost a decade ago that killed Heather Heyer.

[–] Return_of_Chippy@lemmy.world 41 points 4 days ago

Little did they know it is indeed the content of their character thats the bad part

[–] HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world 16 points 3 days ago (1 children)

i was going to ask permission, but you know what, i'm naming my next BG3 character Jayonnaise and i'm playing him lawful stupid

[–] cabbagepatchcrabs@retrolemmy.com 4 points 2 days ago (1 children)

Make sure he doesn't run into Jarnathon or there will be sparks.

lightning charges? i need lightning charges. Jarnathon is recruited.

[–] Track_Shovel@slrpnk.net 38 points 4 days ago (1 children)

Man I almost forgot a bunch of racist shit wagons tried to do the Nazi torch rally thing but the best they could do were tikki torches. Lol. Lmao even.

[–] stickyprimer@lemmy.world 10 points 4 days ago (2 children)

That truly was epic fucking retardation.

Next month they’re going to enact the Boston Tea Party but since crates of British tea are somewhat hard to obtain, they’re just going to fling plastic packets of instant coffee into Boston Harbor and shout “have your tea back, you jackanapes!”

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[–] WanderWisley@lemmy.world 11 points 3 days ago (1 children)

“Video games are being ruined because they won’t make female characters with giant tits and asses anymore!” “Time to storm the capital!!!”

Skill issue. Nexusmods exists for a reason.

[–] quantumcrop@lemmy.today 1 points 2 days ago

Pretty sure Jayonnaise offed himself in his yard while his wife and kid were inside the house.

[–] JoMiran@lemmy.ml 32 points 4 days ago (2 children)

"...casted..."

*triggered*

[–] Return_of_Chippy@lemmy.world 7 points 4 days ago (1 children)
[–] HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world 2 points 3 days ago* (last edited 3 days ago)

I cast "black actor" at Downton Abbey

now let's all go ponder our orbs and see what happens

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[–] Limonene@lemmy.world 19 points 4 days ago (1 children)

Benjamein has my sympathy. No person should have to watch a commercial.

[–] forzanature@lemmy.zip 1 points 2 days ago

Korean Laundry commercials know what’s up

[–] Ragallos@lemmy.dbzer0.com 14 points 4 days ago

2 in the thoughts and one in the prayers for each of them

[–] PattyMcB@lemmy.world 21 points 4 days ago (1 children)

Sometimes I just have to chuckle when I see ads that are based on location but are obviously targeted at a different demographic than myself.

[–] Steve@startrek.website 10 points 4 days ago (1 children)

Whenever possible I set my location to someplace unfamiliar. Now that I think about it, this was years ago before I returned to the sea, now I don't see anyones ads.

[–] RBWells@lemmy.world 6 points 4 days ago (1 children)

Retuned to the sea like reverse evolution? You are become aquatic?

[–] Steve@startrek.website 8 points 4 days ago (1 children)
[–] HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world 2 points 3 days ago (2 children)

aw fuck. Steve here is closer to crab than any of us. He is our new god!

[–] forzanature@lemmy.zip 2 points 2 days ago (1 children)

I suspect Steve is secretly Scuba Steve

i mean Steve has gone back to the sea. he's obviously a Superior Steve.

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[–] boonhet@sopuli.xyz 17 points 4 days ago

I'm whiter than Jayonnaise and love me some Kendrick lol

[–] some_guy 9 points 4 days ago

I'm sorry, but poor Kensworth threw up and had to take the rest of the day off work. We should probably compensate him with millions of dollars of tax-payer money.

Imagine… people with light and dark skin holding hands. Jeebus.

[–] Tollana1234567@lemmy.today 6 points 4 days ago* (last edited 4 days ago)

i remember these "white supremecist protestors" at least one of them fled to the UK to finish thier business degree, knowing brits arnt aware of the drama that occurred when people doxed them. i this occured in 2019, it was still thick in trumps 1st term. i forgot which article this came from.

[–] UnCollaredCarrot@piefed.zip 9 points 4 days ago (1 children)
[–] gandalf_der_12te@feddit.org 1 points 2 days ago (1 children)

fuuuuuck where is this from?

[–] UnCollaredCarrot@piefed.zip 1 points 2 days ago (1 children)
[–] gandalf_der_12te@feddit.org 2 points 2 days ago* (last edited 2 days ago)

batman beyond, apparently (yandex is the best image search platform available)

[–] ChicoSuave@lemmy.world 6 points 4 days ago

You forgot about Tripp and Dean who lost their Superbowl halftime show.

[–] SnotFlickerman@lemmy.blahaj.zone 6 points 4 days ago* (last edited 4 days ago)

These guys know all about and hate people who use DARVO:

Denying Aryan Rights Via Oppression

Waitaminute...

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