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isnt there somebody you forgot to include?
I'm just here not trying to bury the lede, Chef.

Scott Bottoms? Yeah he looks like he does
Victor Marx looks like he owns a lot of Ed Hardy and Von Dutch gear.
You really should look the guy up, he's a real basket case. Here is a short list of some of the things he claims about himself:
- Killed a man at age 7: Claims his abusive stepfather forced him to shoot and kill a man when he was a child.
- Killed people as an adult: Implied he may have killed people in self-defense overseas but refused to give a direct answer or a number.
- Called in a military airstrike: Claimed he once called in a U.S. military airstrike that killed 70 ISIS fighters but refused to explain how a civilian could do this.
- Rescued trafficking victims: Says his ministry rescues women and children held captive by traffickers.
- Rescued 43 missing children: Took credit for helping rescue 43 missing children in Florida but couldn't provide proof.
- Rescued over 45,000 people: Previously claimed to have rescued more than 45,000 women and children, but later removed this from his website.
- High-risk missions: Claims to participate in dangerous missions in war zones like Iraq and Syria.
- Performs exorcisms by phone: Claims to conduct exorcisms over the phone.
- World-record gun disarm: Claims to hold a world record for the speed at which he can grab and unload a gun pointed at him.
He also claims to be a 7th degree black belt in Cajun Karate Keichu, which was invented by his dad to be the first ever “100% American Christian karate”
That's not so outlandish. I've done all of those things at least a couple times, three of them before he had his first forced childhood killing.
Oh is he one of those "save the children" types who are actually engaging in child trafficking?
lol holy fuck
World-record gun disarm: Claims to hold a world record for the speed at which he can grab and unload a gun pointed at him.
Nobody on the planet earth can beat the time i was swinging my keychain around, my "best friend" (became a cop and ghosted me) at the time pointed a toy gun at me and I whipped the keychain at him, caught the barrel in a loop, pulled it to the side and punched him in the shoulder in the same motion. Like, I'm sorry, but it is not physically possible to disarm someone more smoothly than I did at that moment im the 9th grade
When you're good, you're good. High school or no.
...So anyways, how are Coloradans feeling about Governor Weiser? Is he going to be any better than Polis?
Barbie Kirk close second