Everytime I need to remember something I imagine I'm actually an electrotron moving across the wires to a data center where the information is stored.
Its a great way to immediately forget what you're trying to remember.
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In DBT (Dialectical Behavioral Therapy) this is called accessing the wise mind. A basic technique is to write down a question, and then, while pretend you are someone you admire (Jesus, Einstein, Darth Vader, whoever) write down a responsive answer.
And yes, this is subtly what the whole What Would Jesus Do? movement was about.
I've had mixed results with Darth Vader. He's not the most emotionally available of role model. Although I do agree with his position on small children, they can very be annoying
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schizophrenia gets another prophet
Chat, are we cooked?
This is some elitist shit!
Having thoughts in your head and all.
10/10: Fucking incredible shitpost. Would repost.
It's genuinely sad how many people can't recognise the satire
I think that's a very bad sign
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Satire, right? Please let it be satire.
The world know no bounds of stupidity, for it is both that it could be real as people are that stupid, and it could be satire as we are that stupid to believe it.
Schrodingers satire?
Probably, but it's not impossible they're serious.
People have literally committed murder for, started cults around, and gotten married to their LLMs. One brainlet who supposes they've invented 'thoughts' does not move the needle for me
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TulpaGPT
I tried this but my brain only responds “please update your payment on file to continue your subscription”.
Tfw you're so poor you can't afford to pay attention
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Natural intelligence(NI) rediscovered but mostly trained on AI data
Good on them, assuming they're serious, for not using the llm and using their brain that time.
AI psychosis got to the point people started getting ChatGPT headmates SMH
Yuck, headgpt completely unreliable.
Has anyone been really thirsty while you're wandering through the desert and your HeadBot tells you that there's water on the horizon but it's just more sand?
Really need someone to patch this issue.
10/10 shitpost
As it turns out, human heads contain an arrangement of cells that functions almost like the neural networks of machine learning.
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Bro stopped using his brain and a little brain worm started squatting. Instead of getting kicked out he just asks the little brain worm things and it whispers in his ear. He calls the worm ChatGPT even though his name is Gerald Fornesworth Roosevelt Brillington the 7th, he thought it would be fine with his host giving him a nick name, even if it was super stupid.
Few people know this, but the 'GPT' in ChatGPT actually stands for Gerald Phornesworth Trillington
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The state of affairs right now when I am not sure if that is a shitpost or OP meant this seriously...
I advise you not to do this. To try and replicate ChatGPT in your head will overload your brain. Relax and let the machine do the heavy lifting.
But this head llm makes my eyes rain.
Oh no, OP is getting sentient! Nah, probably just the appearance of it.
Ok what kind of personal data center do people have in their bodies? I bet it uses a lot of water. FU AI!!!!!!!
Satire or not, the guy is describing a possible future of shit where I hope not to be there.
OP found their inner voice and equates it to a random text generator.
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People without internal monologues asking got what an internal monologue is 🫨
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yeah those LLM users are all idiots, they probably can't even recognize obvious satire.
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