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[–] tanisnikana@lemmy.world 90 points 1 week ago (2 children)

No sorry, we don't exist.

[–] TheTechnician27@lemmy.world 70 points 1 week ago (2 children)

He's just a cool guy looking for other cool guys to hang out in his party mansion.

[–] SippyCup@lemmy.world 13 points 1 week ago

Well he can't invite women to his party mansion. That would be gay

[–] resipsaloquitur@lemmy.cafe 7 points 1 week ago

Nothing gay.

[–] darth_grunkus@lemmy.world 57 points 1 week ago (2 children)

This guy thinks women want a goose.

[–] HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world 22 points 1 week ago (1 children)

women aren't geese?

fuck i gotta ask my wife about this. she's been angry and honk-y all week

[–] SippyCup@lemmy.world 18 points 1 week ago
[–] hOrni@lemmy.world 57 points 1 week ago (2 children)

Nothing about personality, so I'm pretty sure that's a thing this guy lacks.

[–] Sarmyth@lemmy.world 26 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Assertive and dominant are personality traits. Not really great in isolation, but its there. 😆

I actually look for women slightly cuter than me with insecure attachment styles and a surplus of poorly aligned dark triad traits. Ideally an addiction or two.

[–] Yliaster@lemmy.world 2 points 1 week ago

assertion, dominance and confidence are all personality traits, but uh, yeah.

[–] viertesauge@feddit.org 49 points 1 week ago (5 children)

What the hell are hunter eyes? all humans have eyes selected for hunting. Sure a guy with eyes sitting on the sides of his skull would look weird but are there even any genectic defects that could cause this?

[–] PinkiePieYay2707@pawb.social 43 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Hunter eyes are those large eyes that cats do when they hunt for stuff:

cat with big dilated eyes, stealthily moving towards the camera

[–] viertesauge@feddit.org 15 points 1 week ago

so like, is the guy supposed to have them transplanted? or have them somewhere in a jar floating in formaldehyde?

[–] grrgyle@slrpnk.net 13 points 1 week ago

I'm imagining like squinty eyes like Clint Eastwood? No actually idea, though. Just some more reverse phrenology to feed their self pity addiction

[–] funkless_eck@sh.itjust.works 13 points 1 week ago (1 children)

hope you're ready for the most pointless, ridiculous nonsense you've ever seen

[–] applebusch@lemmy.blahaj.zone 24 points 1 week ago

this is some eugenics shit

[–] Zier@fedia.io 4 points 1 week ago

I think he meant, eyes like Hunter Biden. Or it could have meant 'hunter green' as a color, which is impossible. Or maybe autocorrect wrote 'hunter' when he meant to write 'munter'.

[–] slippyferret@lemmy.blahaj.zone 23 points 1 week ago (2 children)

What about “makes me laugh”?

[–] eestileib@sh.itjust.works 24 points 1 week ago (1 children)

"is kind to children and animals"

"is capable of expressing emotions other than anger or jealousy"

Big extra credit for "has any kind of creative hobby"

the big one for us was "we want to spend time together even if we're not doing anything, well after the puppy crush phase"

[–] NotAnonymousAtAll@feddit.org 6 points 1 week ago (1 children)

What about "there's billions of women, claiming they all share the same preferences is utterly ridiculous independent of the specifics"?

[–] svcg@lemmy.blahaj.zone 2 points 1 week ago

Clearly you don't understand evolutionary psychology! You see, because of evolution, there is absolutely no variation in individual preferences for male partners whatsoever, because there is one obvious measure of fitness that is applicable in all environments. /s

[–] vala@lemmy.dbzer0.com 22 points 1 week ago (2 children)

The fuck are 'hunter eyes'?

[–] Magnum@infosec.pub 22 points 1 week ago

When your eyes are in the front and not on the side of you head. Like a deer.

[–] andxz@lemmy.world 7 points 1 week ago

Like everything else in that list something that only exists in his fucked up headspace.

[–] xkbx@startrek.website 12 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Unflappable confidence? Try unflappable dick

Not speaking for women here. Just me

yeah my valve broke on fully inflated too

[–] nullspace@lemmy.world 11 points 1 week ago (1 children)

What the fuck are hunter eyes? Don't all humans have predator vision? Are there people out there with 360 degree rabbit vision?

[–] wezzzy@lemmy.blahaj.zone 3 points 1 week ago

Its when ut eyes are angled inwarts like this angry emoji

[–] belated_frog_pants@beehaw.org 1 points 1 week ago

Men are so into men and have no idea what women want

[–] ZILtoid1991@lemmy.world -1 points 1 week ago (1 children)

If you ask: in the 2000's, men forced each other to like blondes and big-breasted women. If you tried to express liking towards any other women type other than maybe the occasional redhead, you got called "gay". Also there was the whole "gay bamboozling", or the reason why the "trap meme" exists.

[–] Magnum@infosec.pub 7 points 1 week ago