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Microblog Memes

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A place to share screenshots of Microblog posts, whether from Mastodon, tumblr, ~~Twitter~~ X, KBin, Threads or elsewhere.

Created as an evolution of White People Twitter and other tweet-capture subreddits.

RULES:

  1. Your post must be a screen capture of a microblog-type post that includes the UI of the site it came from, preferably also including the avatar and username of the original poster. Including relevant comments made to the original post is encouraged.
  2. Your post, included comments, or your title/comment should include some kind of commentary or remark on the subject of the screen capture. Your title must include at least one word relevant to your post.
  3. You are encouraged to provide a link back to the source of your screen capture in the body of your post.
  4. Current politics and news are allowed, but discouraged. There MUST be some kind of human commentary/reaction included (either by the original poster or you). Just news articles or headlines will be deleted.
  5. Doctored posts/images and AI are allowed, but discouraged. You MUST indicate this in your post (even if you didn't originally know). If an image is found to be fabricated or edited in any way and it is not properly labeled, it will be deleted.
  6. Absolutely no NSFL content.
  7. Be nice. Don't take anything personally. Take political debates to the appropriate communities. Take personal disagreements & arguments to private messages.
  8. No advertising, brand promotion, or guerrilla marketing.

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[–] Hawk@lemmy.dbzer0.com 6 points 7 hours ago

"Weird, smells like the average MtG tournament?"

[–] Abyssian@lemmy.world 5 points 8 hours ago

Look, is awful money, but they actually give me great health insurance so I couldn't turn it down

[–] hanrahan@slrpnk.net 3 points 9 hours ago (1 children)

so, is their an application process for that. job ? what's the interview like ?

[–] CADmonkey@lemmy.world 1 points 8 hours ago

"What did you think of that candidate?"

"He had the half crazed look we wanted, but he obviously took a shower before the interview, so I just dont feel comfortable hiring them."

[–] SaveTheTuaHawk@lemmy.ca 3 points 9 hours ago (1 children)

Medievil Europe did smelleth like asse.

[–] SCmSTR@lemmy.blahaj.zone 1 points 8 hours ago

Medievile Europe dide smellethe like asse.

Ie pute thate shite one everythinge.

(Intrusive thoughtse)

[–] eestileib@sh.itjust.works 2 points 9 hours ago

"The Millers Tale" from The Canterbury Tales comes to mind.

[–] rizzothesmall@sh.itjust.works 2 points 8 hours ago (1 children)

Wow you can really smell how people almost never washed themselves. Unrelated; do you have two buckets?

[–] CobblerScholar@lemmy.world 1 points 6 hours ago

Oh sure they did, maybe not a hot perfumed shower every day like we do but bad BO would ruin a business deal or a relationship as much then as it would now.

[–] M137@lemmy.today 68 points 19 hours ago* (last edited 18 hours ago) (3 children)
[–] tigeruppercut@lemmy.zip 9 points 9 hours ago (1 children)
[–] M137@lemmy.today 7 points 9 hours ago* (last edited 9 hours ago) (1 children)

Hahah! That's amazing, the small part of his balls peeking out is really the cherry on top. Any idea if it's an old or new artwork?

[–] tigeruppercut@lemmy.zip 9 points 9 hours ago (1 children)
[–] PartyAt15thAndSummit@lemmy.zip 8 points 9 hours ago (1 children)
[–] fartographer@lemmy.world 4 points 8 hours ago

This comment is gonna be used to force me into retirement

[–] diabetic_porcupine@lemmy.world 3 points 10 hours ago

He knows that smelllll!!!

[–] meekah@discuss.tchncs.de 25 points 17 hours ago (1 children)

exactly what I was thinking of lmao

[–] M137@lemmy.today 28 points 17 hours ago (1 children)

Haha, a classic! It was weirdly hard to find, most searched I tried just gave me porn... even when I typed "meme smells like ass gif" I had to scroll past many buttholes to find it.

[–] SCmSTR@lemmy.blahaj.zone 6 points 8 hours ago

A lot of stuff is becoming lost. I hate it. A couple months ago I tried to find courage wolf and it's like... Gone. Even on knowyourmeme, there isn't a ton of it. If you like something, it sounds weird to say, but, save it, because things can always get worse.

[–] Avicenna@programming.dev 21 points 18 hours ago
[–] marretics@discuss.tchncs.de 40 points 20 hours ago (1 children)

"what's your job?"

"I'm... Uhh... I work in edutainment"

[–] jaybone@lemmy.zip 20 points 19 hours ago

I’m an ol’ factory assistant.

[–] Photonic@lemmy.world 21 points 19 hours ago
[–] Kolanaki@pawb.social 14 points 19 hours ago (3 children)

"Ugh! It smells like bigfoot's dick!"

[–] wonderingwanderer@sopuli.xyz 2 points 9 hours ago

This is worse than that time the raccoon got in the copier!

[–] pastermil@sh.itjust.works 11 points 19 hours ago* (last edited 19 hours ago)

"I won't ask why you even know how that smell."

[–] Discover@lemmy.world 5 points 19 hours ago

60% of the time, it works every time

[–] sundray@lemmus.org 5 points 17 hours ago

Welcome to Jackass!