I need that cum hat.
this post was submitted on 10 Jul 2026
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Pray for Cousin Alf :(
There's actually funhole merch ? I'm in the business for some analogical mouse, keyboard and wrists-resting content right now (aka a desk mat). I'd love to consume yours but there's only a puny mouse pad on that site
There's also this, but no desk mats right now :(
if there is something you'd like to see on a desk mat, i could add it.
Pray for Cousin Alf :(
I'll need to browse old content to find a specific image but since I like the colors and style you use for funhole I just thought they could look cool on a desk mat.
Sending thoughts and prayers for Cousin Alf 🙏
This content is too meta for me
Like tears in the rain.
Like a shell script outputting to /dev/null
C beams glittering!
Time... to upclick
Pray for Cousin Alf :(
Pray for cousin alf
Thank you. Pray for Cousin Alf :(
Nice heterochromia!
it's the color of up/downclick arrows! Thanks for engaging! Pray for Cousin Alf :(
Japanese Jesus will save him!!
thanks for making they've fed on their last pie if i have anything to say about it content!
Thank you for engaging! Pray for Cousin Alf :(
i'll pass on the absurdity, plus i know what he did to a certain instance i tried to follow
How much earlier in the timeline is Cousin Alf than Girl?
somewhere between 10000 and 400000 years
Pray for Cousin Alf :(
Almost looks like Cousin Alf is holding some kind of egg there...
It's a Brank action figure. Pray for Cousin Alf :(
Pray tell, why would you think Brank looks like an egg?
I don't! It's a perfect sphere!
I thought this through. It's a white ball with holes for detachable (replaceable) arms, legs and hats. It comes with 3 hats and you can also replace his arms with arms holding various decorative items, like orange juice. It also comes with a special marker that you can use to draw different eyes and expressions.
Where can I get this made?
Thank you for creating 'kemia content!
Thank you for engaging.. Pray for Cousin Alf :(
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So if some nazi prick starts posting fucked up bs here and I report it, it's just gonna be ignored? 🥺
Pray for Cousin Alf :(
not sure about ignored, but sdf will go down and the previous 9 months of content/comments will be lost in the near future anyway.
these things have a way of sorting themselves out
the instance is shutting down? :(
oh no, it just sort of does that from time to time
When Nazi pricks show up here, we assemble the Funhole Content Army and give them hell: https://triapul.cz/funhole.wiki/content_war_2025