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[–] okwhateverdude@lemmy.world 71 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

Pretty sure it is haram to have women on the currency, inshallah

[–] AllNewTypeFace@leminal.space 58 points 2 weeks ago (3 children)

Traditionally Islam prohibited the depiction of any living forms (Allah’s copyright or something like that), which is why traditional Islamic art and architecture lean so heavily into geometric patterns.

[–] jdr@lemmy.ml 22 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)
[–] MrChewy@lemmy.world 3 points 2 weeks ago* (last edited 2 weeks ago) (1 children)

I can confirm. I'm also a triangle and all triangles know each other obviously. They're the wrong triangle race tho, but it's fine, we all have 180 degrees and shouldn't fight over some getting their order of placement wrong

[–] jdr@lemmy.ml 4 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

Not to be hyperbolic, but that's an unfair stereotype, we don't all have exactly the same inner angles.

[–] SpaceCowboy@lemmy.ca 3 points 1 week ago (1 children)

This sounds really obtuse to me.

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[–] pineapplelover@lemmy.dbzer0.com 9 points 2 weeks ago (2 children)

That's crazy, I had a Muslim friend drawing sketches of me

[–] Slovene85@sh.itjust.works 14 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

Like one of his french girls?

[–] Lost_My_Mind@lemmy.world 4 points 1 week ago

No, like one of his Islamic girls.

[–] Zarobi@aussie.zone 7 points 2 weeks ago

Super haram, straight to jail

[–] voodooattack@lemmy.world 5 points 1 week ago

Source? I’m a middle aged Muslim and this is definitely the first time I’ve heard for this. Islam only prohibits religious iconography due to the whole idolatry thing. But no hard rules exist in the Quran. Also Hadith is quite debatable compared to Quranic verse.

[–] StillAlive@piefed.world 48 points 2 weeks ago (2 children)
[–] lyralycan@sh.itjust.works 12 points 2 weeks ago* (last edited 2 weeks ago)

Allah Is Grateful lol

[–] BurnedDonutHole@ani.social 9 points 2 weeks ago

Made me lol. Thank you. ~(つˆ0ˆ)つ。☆

[–] JelleWho@lemmy.world 32 points 2 weeks ago (2 children)

How can you confuse Iran and Japan?

[–] humorlessrepost@lemmy.world 71 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)
[–] Lost_My_Mind@lemmy.world 4 points 1 week ago (2 children)

I'm unclear if thats some in-joke, or a linux command........I like to think of it as a jumbled bit of nonsensical jibberish, which is exactly what happened when trump was attempting to think.

[–] voodooattack@lemmy.world 15 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago)

This is a regular expression. The one they gave matches the start of a sequence of characters (^), followed by one or more arbitrary character(s) (.+) and ending with a lower case a then n then the end of sequence exactly. ($)

[–] ParadoxSeahorse@lemmy.world 11 points 1 week ago

Regex try it

[–] bus_factor@lemmy.world 16 points 2 weeks ago (2 children)

Someone talked to him about Japan right before, wires got crossed. Biden did the same thing with some head of state, and people overreacted to that, too. Of all the dumb shit he says, this is a weird thing to make a big deal of.

[–] Lumidaub@feddit.org 16 points 2 weeks ago (5 children)

Compared with other nonsense he's said, it lends itself to very clear visual jokes which can be shared easily. Also, it's not like the other nonsense isn't made a big deal out of for a day or two at least, this one is just the freshest. Covfefe is still around.

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[–] Furbag@pawb.social 5 points 1 week ago

And yet, Republicans gave Biden shit about being senile for his entire term for making dumb mistakes like that, calling for him to be impeached over his declining mental health.

We're just taking every opportunity to point out the hypocrisy. Obviously no Republican would ever break rank to impeach Trump even if he really were senile.

[–] teslekova@sh.itjust.works 20 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

What the fuck is that uncovered hair doing on my money? A jihad on this money!

[–] IndustryStandard@lemmy.world 8 points 1 week ago (1 children)
[–] REDACTED@infosec.pub 2 points 1 week ago

Samurai are closet muslims

[–] TheObviousSolution@thebrainbin.org 13 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

Ninja running with bomb vests, what devil has been unleashed.

[–] AceFuzzLord@lemmy.zip 10 points 2 weeks ago

Not gonna lie, your comment led me down a rabbit hole. Couldn't remember the name of the guy from Naruto Shippuden who is basically that: Deidara. Took me down a rabbit hole of reading a chunk of the wikipedia page on Naruto characters.

[–] ratrace@lemmy.zip 9 points 2 weeks ago

trump is such a idiot but she sucks too

[–] moistclump@lemmy.world 8 points 1 week ago (2 children)

Can someone please explain what I’m looking at here?

[–] ARealAlaskan@lemmy.ca 15 points 1 week ago

The other day, the dumpster fire got his geography and international knowledge confused, calling Iran the 'islamic Republic of Japan. I believe as he was discussing the violating of the ceasefire the other day, but I could be getting my international incidents confused, there have been so many lately.

[–] Diurnambule@jlai.lu 3 points 1 week ago

One unit of monney from the Islamic republic of Japan.

[–] rizzothesmall@sh.itjust.works 6 points 2 weeks ago

What is this, Facebook?

[–] psx_crab@lemmy.zip 4 points 2 weeks ago (2 children)

Fun fact: headscarf/hijab on woman is mere recommendation, but it's the men that push such recommendation to be a mandatory(like what happened to Iran). So yall who ask "no hijab" kinda play into the conservative hand.

[–] Lumidaub@feddit.org 10 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

How is this playing into anyone's "hand"? Are you saying that, in the very real and not at all sprung from a diseased mind IRJ, men somehow DON'T push it to be mandatory?

[–] psx_crab@lemmy.zip 5 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

Not sure where i said or mean that, but if it's not clear enough: men are already pushing it to be mandatory, people who ignorant about the religion will joke about woman not wearing hijab, further helps the conservative pushing the agenda.

I have no idea what IRJ is so i'll default my answer to no.

[–] Lumidaub@feddit.org 6 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

IRJ is the Islamic Republic of Japan, the thing we're talking about here. People are participating in the joke idea of an Islamic Japan, you're not going to get a lot of nuance out of that.

[–] psx_crab@lemmy.zip 2 points 2 weeks ago* (last edited 2 weeks ago)

Aight, fine, me bad. Didn't know the context here

[–] MadamLarp@sh.itjust.works 1 points 1 week ago

but most (abrahamic) religions is still inherently patriarchal, so it kinda becomes mandatory societally.

I say fuck em all

[–] sanitation@lemmy.today 2 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Is it related to dune 3 and how they have Chinese hats?

[–] HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world 3 points 1 week ago (2 children)

Oh my gosh dudes sanitation doesn't know how to use the three hats

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[–] Mwa@thelemmy.club 2 points 2 weeks ago

This is soo cursed

[–] Flyswat@lemmy.dbzer0.com 2 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)
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[–] rhotacizer@lemmy.ml 2 points 1 week ago
[–] gandalf_der_12te@feddit.org 1 points 1 week ago

aaah arabic scripture is just so beautiful

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