Anyone else's eyes just glaze over anytime you see anything he's written? Or when he talks? Or is just on screen for more than .5 seconds? It's like my brain refuses to acknowledge anything from him or about him or else it risks brain damage.
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I get physically ill if I have to listen to him speak for more than four seconds
You can make it 4 seconds? Nice humblebrag
Literally me when I was watching the election results and he won..somehow. I don't think I lasted more than a minute before my body was physically rejecting listening to him and I had to shut it off.
When he won somehow... Because the Dems caved and declared defeat at like 10pm on election night.
I cant stand the sight or sound of him. I will be partying on the day.
I have an expensive bottle of champagne to pop on that special day
Hi's not worth it, I'll celebrate with lukewarm tap water.
I got 2 sentences in. Anyone do any better?
"Is that 'Oil' in the room with us now?"
Pfft are those "jobs" in the country with us now?
Now every American can work three jobs at a time! Isn't that just great!
He's probably only referring to the job of those who are profiting off this shit.
Every time it says “ thank you for your attention to this matter” I think about bashing my head against the wall until my brains fall out
Same, but his head
I ain't reading all that.
Now that trump said it, I'm starting to think our military actually isn't as strong as previously assumed.
Well, most of it has been given away to Israel so they can mass murder children.
He's hellbent on making this America's Winningest War since Vietnam, isn't he?
Hmm. Looks like he used an em-dash.
It looks like Jared and Witkoff didn't proof read this one after they had Ai write it.
That's typical for his age though.
I don't get why gas prices haven't spiked yet. It's been months since the strait closed but gas prices have actually climbed down in LA. I routinely see prices under $5/gal when a while back it was creeping up to $6.
Plenty of stockpiles, and investors up until now expected Trump to either come up with a deal or chicken out.
Things might start changing now though.
Wile-e-coyote doesnt always notice he has run off the cliff at first.
I only skimmed it to see if he had to shoehorn Biden or Obama into that rant
Dead protesters up to 52k huh?
Honestly I want to make a predictive model that tracks the timespan between claims and how much they grow.
This is a good place to get his truth social posts in case you ever need to verify if one is real or not https://trumpstruth.org/statuses/40038
The site looks like it was created by Defending Democracy Together, a Republican anti-Trump group, if you care.
Bro this community has no rules, hence anyone can post USA slop! I like how USA users think and reproduce slop all over.
@realDonaldTrump Jul 14, 2026, 3:04 PM
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