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But are those stories of glory?
HiSlaH, Qapla!
Yep. Of days of yore
Of course I've had it in the ear before...
Aural.
Gotta be careful when having aural sex, or you’ll get hearing AIDS
What if we had brotels instead of brothels?
A place to be around positive upbeat people who support your endeavors.
In my experience thats how makerspaces or hackerspaces work.
You might wanna check if you have any around.
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Wonderful stories about glory?
I see another Riker maneuver.
Why not both? The infrastructure is there
That’s a generous term for this hole in wall technology.
Dude is gonna lose it when he discovers audiobooks and podcasts.
Man, I've been trying to stick my dick in a podcast for a week now. I feel so stupid
If at first you don't hear anything, just wait. There's a good chance you'll hear someone coming at some point.
You’re gonna get your ear poked.
imagine how happy they'll be when they discover audiobooks!
Or any sort of eatbud/head phone
I've seen enough hentai to know not to put my ear near something a dick can fit through.
Free crank-powered jukebox. Single button switches tracks. Contrary to the title, it often also features prose, music and other location-specific audio recordings.
Really neat. Too much tech for me but I appreciate the whimsy
a hand crank speaker is too much tech for you and youre posting on social media?
It's a hand-crank speaker with a button!
And a row of LEDs. And capacitors that last as long as the longest track so you crank it up in about 1/20 of the duration and don't have to keep turning.
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Congratulations, you've made Audible weird.
Don't shame me for listening to books from my audible hole
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Ah sorry about your ear mate, I thought this was the other type of hole...by the way you have a nice ear.
Once you go black... You go deaf.
puts ear up to hole
gets wet willies
too much opportunity for unwanted wet willies
You could do that at the glory hole. You'd hear something for sure.
Damn, that was the tightest glory hole I've ever visited.
The dyslexic community: "plaese don't"
That's two stalls over, but your gonna want to make sure you come in sober, or there's a chance your gonna get a dick.🎵
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"Can you tell me a story, stepbrother?"
Never get them mixed up
Didn't they try this in the original scary movie?
What?
Imagine if instead of glory holes we had 'story holes'. Holes you can put your ear to and hear a wonderful story.
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