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A bunch of random dialogs that I found funny on my latest rewatch (quokk.au)
submitted 3 days ago by SatyrSack@quokk.au to c/chevron7@lemmy.world
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[–] iamthetot@piefed.ca 7 points 3 days ago (1 children)

There's way too many to list my favourites. Stargate SG-1 is practically half comedy imho. It's one of the things I really felt was missing from Universe; the tone was just all wrong. This was perhaps most succinctly demonstrated by the "shaky cam" spaceship sequences.

On a lighter note, from the same episode as Alar quote:

  • "Their planet is on fire and you want to offer them gasoline?"
  • "We are in fact offering them water."
  • "I was obviously speaking metaphorically."
  • "Well stop it! It's not fair to Teal'c."

I also love

  • "Daniel Jackson's preliminary electroencephalogram proved anomalous."
  • "I dare you to say that again."
[–] Seleni@lemmy.world 4 points 3 days ago

My favorite is the one where Anubis is doing his unhinged rant and O’Niell comes in with a full coffee mug, listens for a minute, and then goes, ‘Who talks like that?’

[–] Agent641@lemmy.world 12 points 3 days ago (1 children)

I like:

"Looks like it's time for plan B"

"There's a plan B?"

"I meant, it's time to come up with a plan B."

[–] SatyrSack@quokk.au 18 points 3 days ago (1 children)

Quick comp:

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[–] Agent641@lemmy.world 2 points 3 days ago

Amazing!

[–] slazer2au@lemmy.world 5 points 3 days ago (1 children)

I pretty much lost my shit the first time I saw the 'Its a blast door' scene.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=h8wWsCBNz0Y

[–] SatyrSack@quokk.au 1 points 3 days ago (1 children)

What is the joke here? I know that is a fan favorite scene, but I just don't get it at all.

[–] MyTurtleSwimsUpsideDown@fedia.io 7 points 3 days ago

A blast door is meant to be blast resistant and they are trying to blast through it. The soldier seams confused why it might require an extra charge.

O’Neal’s snark and ✌️air quotes✌️are goofy and completely unnecessary.

Syler is told to get away from the blast door. Instead he flips a table over and hides behind it directly in front of the blast.

The double charge blasts a human sized hole in the blast door yet somehow that thin slab of wood miraculously saves Syler’s life from a large chunk of double blasted door.

[–] IamtheMorgz@lemmy.world 3 points 3 days ago

Window of Opportunity is comedy gold! I think it's time for a rewatch now.

[–] Kolanaki@pawb.social 2 points 3 days ago (1 children)

Every time I play some GoW Ragnarok, I just see Teal'c instead of Kratos whenever Kratos speaks.

[–] iamthetot@piefed.ca 2 points 3 days ago

Both god killers, I don't see the problem.