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[–] tigermountain@lemmy.world 27 points 3 days ago (4 children)

There is absolutely nothing wrong with looking at a girl's ass if it's right in front of you. Especially if it's a nice ass. Just don't be weird about it.

[–] 30p87@feddit.org 5 points 3 days ago

And if it's a dudes ass, no body would even care - is what I would have said if I wasn't in a commited relationship with the fem"boy" with the best ass ever :3

[–] TheEighthDoctor@lemmy.zip 6 points 3 days ago (3 children)

What if she has the tiniest of skirts, that's when I'm fucked

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[–] HugeNerd@lemmy.ca 6 points 3 days ago (2 children)

My brain goes into high frame rate 8K HDR .... is that weird?

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[–] MeatPilot@sh.itjust.works 67 points 3 days ago (2 children)
[–] abfarid@startrek.website 23 points 3 days ago (2 children)

Why is this Claude logo the most upvoted comment?

[–] MonkderVierte@lemmy.zip 24 points 3 days ago (2 children)

Claude has asshole as logo?

[–] clay_pidgin@sh.itjust.works 21 points 3 days ago (1 children)

Most AI company logos are buttholes!

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[–] ChickenLadyLovesLife@lemmy.world 24 points 3 days ago (3 children)
[–] abfarid@startrek.website 13 points 3 days ago

Yes, butt nowhere nearly as much as Claude's logo.

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[–] 87Six@lemmy.zip 9 points 3 days ago (1 children)

Because that's what you see from behind the girl

[–] abfarid@startrek.website 25 points 3 days ago (1 children)

I must be doing something very wrong, cause I never have naked girls go up the stairs in front of me.

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[–] Kolanaki@pawb.social 33 points 3 days ago (1 children)
[–] MeatPilot@sh.itjust.works 13 points 3 days ago

≽^•⩊•^≼

[–] halfeatenpotato@sh.itjust.works 45 points 3 days ago (3 children)

As a female, i try to help out a little by doing a weird diagonal ascent while sprinting up as fast as I can to get us both outta there asap

[–] Axolotl_cpp@feddit.it 19 points 3 days ago

Thank you for your service

[–] MiddleAgesModem@lemmy.world 4 points 3 days ago (1 children)

Sprinting diagonally upstairs sounds like a recipe for disaster

[–] Nouvellalia@lemmy.world 4 points 3 days ago

In heels, bitch. Gitgud

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[–] 0x0@lemmy.zip 15 points 3 days ago (1 children)

Ass on display, i look.
I don't stare endlessly nor do i go out of my way to look, but i do look.
Fuck all you puritan-wannabes who think looking is a crime.

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[–] EggInDisguise@lemmy.blahaj.zone 35 points 3 days ago (1 children)
[–] ivanafterall@lemmy.world 15 points 3 days ago (2 children)

"Hell yeah. NICE! What a round little number you are down there! I love when this happens. Come to daddy!"

grunting sounds while bending over to pick up coin

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[–] PP_BOY_@lemmy.world 38 points 3 days ago (3 children)

Dude i dont know if youre really into parquetry or something youre missing out because if you turn your head up you can sometimes catch some gorgeous bootay while she's not paying attention!

[–] comador@lemmy.world 27 points 3 days ago

Why wait until she's not paying attention?

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[–] Nikki@lemmy.blahaj.zone 9 points 3 days ago

go for it I have a nice ass you may look just don't be weird

[–] Leviathan@fedinsfw.app 14 points 3 days ago

I look up like I'm a tourist and all these buildings are so tall!

[–] Septimaeus@infosec.pub 7 points 3 days ago

Lol just hang back a bit (as a courtesy to strangers in stairwells) and then don’t worry about it

Or just start scatting so she knows you’re not a threat (couldn’t find a link to the original bit, sorry)

[–] DarrinBrunner@lemmy.world 17 points 3 days ago (41 children)
[–] balderdash9@lemmy.zip 117 points 3 days ago (1 children)

Plenty of reasons.

  1. The person is too young or too old or not attractive for some other such reason.
  2. They're wearing a skirt/dress
  3. Don't want to feel like a perv or make her feel uncomfortable.

I'm not trying to sound puritanical but there are good reasons to look elsewhere.

[–] Stupidmanager@lemmy.world 5 points 3 days ago

Or you know, just don’t make a big deal, don’t stare, just keep moving up. If you need to look somewhere else because you see ass of the opposite sex…

The amount of immaturity nonsense in this thread is crazy.

[–] errer@lemmy.world 28 points 3 days ago (1 children)
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[–] MiddleAgesModem@lemmy.world 4 points 3 days ago

You don't want to spook her, lest she utilize a gaseous defense mechanism before fleeing, like the wily squid.

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