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Republicans dropped Rep. Jim Jordan on Friday as their nominee for House speaker, making the decision during a closed-door session after the hard-edged ally of Donald Trump failed badly on a third ballot for the gavel.

The blocked-House impasse deepening, Republicans have no realistic or workable plan to unite the fractured GOP majority, elect a new speaker and return to the work of Congress that has been languishing since hard-liners ousted Kevin McCarthy at the start of the month.

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[-] who8mydamnoreos@lemmy.world 118 points 8 months ago

Compromise is the heart of democracy; it might taste vile in your mouth, but coming to an agreement with your countrymen is the only way forward. Republicans only want a government that represents them and represses everyone else. THAT is why they love the traitor trump, because he promises to only be their president and no one else’s. The truth is he only cares about himself and will sell this country for a song if it is to his benefit.

[-] Rusticus@lemmy.world 53 points 8 months ago

Just like he did when he shared highly sensitive information about the defense system in Gaza with Putin, who then traded that info for ammo to the Iranians, who then passed it along to Hamas, who, well, you know how that went.

[-] Dkarma@lemmy.world 23 points 8 months ago

Funny how this is perfectly plausible.

[-] Rusticus@lemmy.world 27 points 8 months ago
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[-] Uglyhead@lemmy.world 80 points 8 months ago* (last edited 8 months ago)

I nominate Arnold Schwarzenegger for speaker.

He’ll get enough votes from both parties. His dad also fought for and was ruined by fascism so he has a pretty big hard on against all of it. Sensible choice in nonsensical times.

[-] Taako_Tuesday@lemmy.ca 39 points 8 months ago

The doors really open wide when you consider that the nominee can be someone outside of the House. I nominate my 14 year old nephew, i think he'd at least do better than any republican in congress.

[-] affiliate@lemmy.world 13 points 8 months ago

i nominate a magic 8-ball for the same reason

[-] lazylion_ca@lemmy.ca 3 points 8 months ago

Nominate the gavel. At least it has experience.

[-] Rivalarrival@lemmy.today 3 points 8 months ago

Exactly.

Democrats can (and should) go out and find excellent, apolitical candidates. National heroes. We can't get Jeffries, OK. Understood. You can't all agree on much, but you are united in not wanting a Democratic political operative as speaker. Understandable.

Can any of the 221 GOP representatives stack up against former astronaut Scott Kelly? How about a random 9/11 firefighter? Any of the 66 living Medal of Honor recipients?

Any candidate for speaker think they can compare favorably to any of these people?

The speaker does not need to be a member of Congress, and the Speakership does not need to be a political position. Let's establish a tradition where if we can't get a partisan majority for speaker, we look for our candidate from the nation as a whole.

[-] KinglyWeevil@lemmy.dbzer0.com 2 points 8 months ago

I suggest a magic 8 ball, and a person to shake and read it.

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[-] GBU_28@lemm.ee 12 points 8 months ago

Seconded. Swear em in

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[-] stopthatgirl7@kbin.social 54 points 8 months ago

I can’t wait to see how they try to blame the Democrats for this.

[-] hansl@lemmy.world 27 points 8 months ago* (last edited 8 months ago)

Jordan is a democrat plant, obviously.

Edit: this is a joke, I didn’t want to insult all the plants. I love plants. I hate Jordan.

[-] nonfuinoncuro@lemm.ee 6 points 8 months ago

He's antifa duh

[-] PeleSpirit@lemmy.world 52 points 8 months ago

I think there is an easy but painful way out, vote for Jeffries.

[-] dhork@lemmy.world 30 points 8 months ago* (last edited 8 months ago)

The easier (and less painful) way out is to elevate SpongeBob... Er.... Patrick temporarily to get shit done. But the idiots on the Right don't want to do anything at all that includes Democratic votes. They are acting like they have a 40 seat majority , not a 4 seat majority.

[-] takeda@lemmy.world 22 points 8 months ago

He himself doesn't want his role to be elevated and is threatening to quit if they do that. And if they want him to be the speaker he wants to be officially elected.

[-] MrVilliam@lemmy.world 36 points 8 months ago

Good on him for that, and may we all follow in his footsteps; don't accept additional work responsibilities unless it comes with the title, pay, perks, etc.

[-] CoggyMcFee@lemmy.world 4 points 8 months ago* (last edited 8 months ago)

I could be mistaken but I thought he was threatening to quit when some Republicans were floating the idea of him doing more without elevating his role with a vote. Like just start doing speaker stuff anyway.

[-] thisisawayoflife@lemmy.world 6 points 8 months ago

I oppose Republicans, but I don't want to see that done either. They should either eliminate the position entirely (change the Constitution) or elect someone. If they can't elect someone, then Congress should grind to a halt until it's done, and we deserve the fallout that brings.

[-] troglodytis@lemmy.world 6 points 8 months ago

Because we, the people, voted for this shit show.

Hopefully we do better next go around

[-] thisisawayoflife@lemmy.world 6 points 8 months ago

Not all of us, but yeah, large swaths of gerrymandered (and not) population did.

[-] bradorsomething@ttrpg.network 2 points 8 months ago

There’s also the classic problem of “they’re all crooks and bums… except my guy.”

[-] elbarto777@lemmy.world 3 points 8 months ago

We? Fuck no.

[-] PeleSpirit@lemmy.world 5 points 8 months ago

Keebler elf is immediately what I thought.

[-] Furedadmins@lemmy.world 2 points 8 months ago

They act like they have all 435 seats regardless of if they have a majority or a minority.

[-] shalafi@lemmy.world 50 points 8 months ago
[-] Zink@programming.dev 11 points 8 months ago

That is an incredible photo, lol.

[-] shalafi@lemmy.world 6 points 8 months ago

I rarely save pics anymore, but goddamned, that one's a classic.

[-] Birdie@thelemmy.club 37 points 8 months ago

And another Trump endorsement fails spectacularly.

[-] TWeaK@lemm.ee 23 points 8 months ago

I guess all those coordinated death threats backfired.

[-] FlyingSquid@lemmy.world 17 points 8 months ago

Now he can go back to his old job- Appearing on Fox. He's done so 128 times this year.

[-] ArtVandelay@lemmy.world 4 points 8 months ago

Oh come on, he's been in office 16 years and passed exactly...checks notes ... 0 bills!

[-] akai@kbin.social 14 points 8 months ago

Wait, I'm confused. I thought he wasn't going to run a 3rd time? But he still ran and lost, and now the GOP is dropping him entirely from the running?

[-] superduperenigma@lemmy.world 34 points 8 months ago

It's almost as if the GOP is suffering through a clusterfuck clownshow of its own making.

[-] perviouslyiner@lemm.ee 3 points 8 months ago

Secret ballot - they were finding out what representatives really think about him by not doing it in public

[-] affiliate@lemmy.world 11 points 8 months ago

do republicans even have a “square one” anymore?

[-] sirboozebum@lemmy.world 9 points 8 months ago* (last edited 8 months ago)

It's hard to find square one when they have Trump's balls in their mouths.

[-] Godric@lemmy.world 8 points 8 months ago

A well deserved bye to Gym Jordan

[-] _haha_oh_wow_@sh.itjust.works 8 points 8 months ago

surprisedpikachu.jpg

[-] theodewere@kbin.social 8 points 8 months ago

these chimps have no idea where to find Square One.. they're trying to drag everyone else down to Square Zero with them..

[-] Kandorr@lemmy.world 5 points 8 months ago

Buh bye Gymbo

[-] vamp07@lemm.ee 4 points 8 months ago

Why was this clown even in the running. This party is insane.

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