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a terrible day to be literate Rule (slrpnk.net)

submitted 9 months ago by Track_Shovel@slrpnk.net to c/196@lemmy.blahaj.zone

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[-] joyjoy@lemm.ee 37 points 9 months ago

Deposit or withdraw?

[-] Excrubulent@slrpnk.net 45 points 9 months ago

Yeah I'm having trouble understanding this one. What do they think the pink stuff is, and what is she doing with it? Where did it come from and, if not her, why is it pink?

[-] PaupersSerenade@sh.itjust.works 51 points 9 months ago* (last edited 9 months ago)

Where did it come from, where did it go? Where did it come from Glitter Cum Joe?

[-] Viking_Hippie@lemmy.world 6 points 9 months ago

I highly doubt that it was going to get married long time ago, though..

[-] Decoy321@lemmy.world 18 points 9 months ago

We're talking about the cartoon princess for a kingdom of mushroom people. Things can work differently there.

[-] Excrubulent@slrpnk.net 19 points 9 months ago

Yes but I am so curious to know what it is and if I think it's hot.

[-] Nutteman@lemmy.world 6 points 9 months ago

Pal, trust me, you DONT need to know what something is to be turned on by it

[-] Alexstarfire@lemmy.world 11 points 9 months ago

This is what Pam meant when she said sploosh.

[-] praise_idleness@sh.itjust.works 36 points 9 months ago

It's 2023. She can cum. That simple.

[-] Lionel@endlesstalk.org 10 points 9 months ago

I think she’s shitting out marios nut

[-] Idreamofcheesy@lemmy.world 1 points 9 months ago

This was the obvious answer, thank you.

[-] steal_your_face@lemmy.ml 31 points 9 months ago

Seems more like Kirby at the sperm bank tbh

[-] yessikg@lemmy.blahaj.zone 11 points 9 months ago* (last edited 9 months ago)

The funniest part is that were-ralph was unprepared when this is a tamer version of his viral post

[-] TotallynotJessica@lemmy.world 8 points 9 months ago

All writers should answer this question for their characters. When they invent a fictional species, they should list the color of the organism's sperm before anything else. For all we know, all Nintendo characters have purple cum, and most rule 34 artists are being canonically inaccurate. This is unacceptable and we should change the norms of storytelling to correct for this.