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It's the dunk tank.

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[–] ikiru@lemmy.ml 33 points 1 year ago

you are morally obligated to vote for hitler

gulag

These libs really can't think of anything else to do with their lives but vote

[–] betelgeuse@hexbear.net 32 points 1 year ago

In that scenario I think you're morally obligated to arm yourself and shoot until there's 0% Hitler.

[–] WhyEssEff@hexbear.net 25 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago) (2 children)

2020 Biden Campaign Strategy:

He’s going to be the most progressive president since FDR, just you wait!

2024 Biden Campaign Strategy:

Okay, hear me out: if there are two Hitlers standing on opposite sides of the room and you only have one bullet and you can’t kill both Hitlers at the same time and immediately after you kill one of them the other is let upon the world… but only one of the Hitlers has a dog—surely you’d kill the other Hitler, yes?

[–] TerminalEncounter@hexbear.net 13 points 1 year ago

Only if that dog bites a bunch of secret service agents then I'll THINK about it

I pistol whip both Hitlers to death and use the bullet to redacted myself?

slava lesser satan

[–] GarbageShoot@hexbear.net 17 points 1 year ago

Remember, you push someone left by supporting them unconditionally

[–] emizeko@hexbear.net 17 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

Ukraine flag emoji in November 2023

get ready for a fuckin' smoking hot take

[–] showmustgo@hexbear.net 14 points 1 year ago

It's becoming more evident every day that Liberals desperately want to cast a vote for literal Hitler.

[–] PaulSmackage@hexbear.net 4 points 1 year ago

Voting for Eichmann to own Hitler