This has big "FW: FW: RE: FW:" energy.
Seriously, I had to double check I wasn't somehow on Facebook.
Going to forward it to my dad so he can slowly read it aloud during Thanksgiving dinner while a dozen people sit uncomfortably in silence, waiting for him to look up so they can awkwardly laugh.
Someone took a list of insults written about soldiers in the military, and rephrased them. Do you actually think teachers would say this stuff about their students in writing?
This website just doesn't get satire.
I swear this website (collection of websites, social media network, whatever) makes me regret leaving reddit more and more every day. The people here are fully incapable of understanding sarcasm or humor. It's hilarious
I think it's partly because you'd get mocked ruthlessly on Reddit for missing the joke, whereas here either nobody points it out, or they're very kind about it.
Yes lol, have you seen reports about NYC schools?
"When her IQ reaches 50 she should sell" is probably the wittiest one.
I'm going to assume that none of these teachers are real, some corndog just pulled this thing out of the fucked up meme engine that makes facebook suck so bad. Some schmuck who writes jokes for morning FM drive time radio probably sat down with a pencil and wrote these.
If it gets any worse it's going to say "REAL FRIENDS STAY" in shitty cursive on a purple background and that's it, that's the whole meme, because facebook.
I wonder how close to the bottom of that drain we are now.
It's absolutely a work of fiction.
My favorite is the “delusions of adequacy”, that one had to sting! The six-pack one though sounds like possible ADHD or some other learning disorder - your child is smart enough, but lacks the ability to do well
I hope the teacher who said #11 isn't teaching reproductive biology.
The sperm that makes it through to the egg doesn't get there first. Multitudes of other sperms have died weakening the wall, receiving nothing in return, only for another to slide right in and reap all the rewards and renown for their sacrifice. It's basically the perfect analogy for capitalism.
No teacher said any of these, it's made up.
Probably, but I find that you get more enjoyment from these memes with a little willful suspension of disbelief 🤷
The free market is not, as the social Darwinists imagine, a struggle between rich and poor, strong and weak. It is the principal means by which human beings cooperate in order to live. If each of us had to produce all his food and shelter by himself, almost no one could survive. The existence of large-scale society depends absolutely on social cooperation through the division of labor.
Poor kid is probably neurodivergent and being told to "just stop it" or "just be normal" instead of actually receiving the help they need.
Unhelpful advice I’ve received from neurotypicals who have, apparently, no theory of mind:
I once in high school was told about a thing I couldn't do to basically "just do it" by a teacher. In a meeting about my support network. My mother almost wanted to hit the teacher in the head with the dossier.
Maybe some of them, but some people are just legitimately stupid beyond repair in a neurotypical way. It's not their fault, it's not a moral failing and they deserve empathy and respect. It's just very unfortunate in today's society.
its multiple kids.
Number 5 is probably my favorite mostly because I like talking hyperboles and taking them even further
Ah yes dilutions of adequacy. The best kind of dilutions
Edit just not going to fix the spelling it sort of fits
Why did you misspell that twice? In the graphic it is spelled correctly. Delusions.
No, his adaqucy is just diluted...
That is a very valid question. I have been awake since 3 am so I am going to blame it on that opposed to my inability to spell.
these teachers failed at their initial standup career and are bitter about it.
It's not just a problem with the teachers. The whole system is rotten. Many kids go unsupported and fail due to it. Some may try to join the gangs and think school is worthless, some may have need for extra effort which isn't their from parents or teachers. It's unfortunate in such a huge beast like the NYC public school system, just like many others.
It's really a problem with the parents, and that causes problems with the administration which causes problems for the teachers.
Number 5 is basically me
Man the teachers in New York are really nice compared to the jerks I had to deal with growing up.
Just wait till you get to #12 🤣 /s
This bullshit is not real.
That’s not really how insemination works though.
Bold of you to assume the teacher has a basic understanding of any subject matter they teach. We need to stop assuming we're going to get the cream of the crop when teachers are often forced to take second jobs just to make ends meet. If we pay more, then we can demand more, and someday we can expect more.
Number 6 so was incredibly mid but then Number 7 kicked like a mule.
Not sure what watered twice a week is referring to
A plant. Basically saying they're one step above vegetable.
Haha wow!
they're saying that if the student was any dumber they'd be a houseplant
Every single one of these is me irl, especially the delusions of adequacy one
It was all about the same kid.
The 11 just shows a lot of ignorance.
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